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    o.m g.if i cant go 6-0 coming nfl+ncaaf weekend ,i will lose my car and house!!!

    8 years ago properties was hot sc++t so i was interested to make money.there was new project marquis condo at miami price range was from 750 k up to 7 milyon$ so i sign a deal for 1.5 milyon dolar .220 sqf 3 bedroom.
    you know first i paid % 10 (150000) than i paid another % 10 (150000) when they started construction.ok plan was i was going to sell it before they finished the condo for more $$$ .unfortunately what happened in the usa and global word.all those people who buy house get f++ck me too.now they finished to condo and asking me to close the deal which is i have to pay them 1.2milyon more i went all the bank no one gives the loan cause they are saying my apertment not worth for 1.5 milyon dolar.if i dont close the deal they will just give 60 k so i will lose 240 k.that is all my saving .so only one think left for me to do it and if i get lucky i will close the deal.i know you think im crazy well im crazy. i just sold my car 2 days ago for 30000 $
    tomorrow i will fly to vegas and make a parlay for a weekend .if i win i will close the deal.if i lose i will star to sell a hotdog around the corner. well i know most of you hate me but wish me a luck!!!!!
    this is my parlay

    30000$ parlay to win=1422382.
    1-nfl=chargers+3.5
    2-nfl=carolinna panthers+7
    3-nfl=jaguars @ browns=over
    4- NCAAF-texas AM -30
    5-ncaaf- Illinois+14
    6-ncaaf-oregon st +3

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    I dont know man, 30k on a parlay bet...its a gutty bet at the least. BOL profosor!

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    Where does this myth come from that you have to go to Vegas to make a big bet?? Do you understand that some casinos in Vegas won't even take a $200 sportsbet?? Even the bigger books have a 5K limit on football which is considerably bigger than what they'll take in the other major sports. A couple books will take a 10K bet but that's it.
    Why does everybody always say sh#t like 'i'm going to Vegas to bet 400 zillion on a game?? Las Vegas books are puzzies. they won't take & don't want heavy action!!

    NO FUKKIN SPORTBOOK IN LAS VEGAS IS TAKING A 30K 6 TEAMER SO STOP BLOWING SMOKE UP PEOPLES AZZES LOOKING FOR ATTENTION....OK??

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    but..he can easily drive to a couple of different books and spead the action around..KANSAS WILL COVER THE 30 anyway

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    [QUOTE=nbaprofosor;12360809] well i know most of you hate me


    whatever gave you that idea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pin Fish View Post
    but..he can easily drive to a couple of different books and spead the action around..KANSAS WILL COVER THE 30 anyway
    You will be hard pressed to find a single book in Las Vegas outside of the LV Hilton that will even take a 1k 6 teamer. Good luck finding 29 others to do the same??

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    Are you guys seriously analyzing the logistics of this sheit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetterBizness View Post
    Are you guys seriously analyzing the logistics of this sheit?
    Good point....my bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbaprofosor View Post
    [B]8 years ago properties was hot sc++t so i was interested to make money.there was new project marquis condo at miami price range was from 750 k up to 7 milyon$ so i sign a deal for 1.5 milyon dolar .220 sqf 3 bedroom.

    you paid 1.5 million monopoly dollars for a .220 square foot house...

    I think I found it listed...
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    This is just starting to get out of hand on this site now. If this even had the slightest chance of being real you'd lose this bet anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by upscope View Post
    Where does this myth come from that you have to go to Vegas to make a big bet?? Do you understand that some casinos in Vegas won't even take a $200 sportsbet?? Even the bigger books have a 5K limit on football which is considerably bigger than what they'll take in the other major sports. A couple books will take a 10K bet but that's it. Why does everybody always say sh#t like 'i'm going to Vegas to bet 400 zillion on a game?? Las Vegas books are puzzies. they won't take & don't want heavy action!! NO FUKKIN SPORTBOOK IN LAS VEGAS IS TAKING A 30K 6 TEAMER SO STOP BLOWING SMOKE UP PEOPLES AZZES LOOKING FOR ATTENTION....OK??
    you know very well i can make that play .doesnt have to be 30k one ticket if you know vegas you should know better how many bokies there.

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    [quote=BetterBizness;12361295]
    Quote Originally Posted by nbaprofosor View Post
    well i know most of you hate me whatever gave you that idea?
    i know you hate me the most

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    Quote Originally Posted by BetterBizness View Post
    you paid 1.5 million monopoly dollars for a .220 square foot house...

    I think I found it listed...
    Hahaha-gold BB. Man the Prof is like Lex Luthor. If he put his energies to constructive stuff he would own Vegas...

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    i regret clicking into this thread

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    For starters I have no idea who you are, and I do not hate you. But since we all know there is zero truth to this story and there is no point in entertaining the possibility that is it real, I would love to get some honest answers.......

    NBAProfessor, what motivated you to make up a story like this? Every few weeks/months a story like this pops up on an online forum somewhere, and I can't understand the motivation behind it. Boredom? Trying to entertain others? Trying to reach out and see if there is anyone on the planet dumb enough to believe it?

    Once this bet loses, are you going to disappear from the site? Pretend it never happened? Admit it was a joke? I definitely want an answer to this question. Just think ahead a few days. By Saturday night this bet will be dead. What are you going to say about it then?

    Thanks for the honest replies. I am very interested in figuring out the psychology behind a pathological liar, and I would love to know what the next step is after the plan fails.

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    this is ******* degenerate. call gamblers help line

    you're a moron.

    go to a church/mosque and find God

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    good luck

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    profosser get that jaguars/cleveland browns OVER out of there. those teams never score any points.

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    yowzer.
    would be unwilling to wager more than 3u ($300)
    on any one of the six components in the parlay (as an independent wager).
    the parlay? yikes! could go 0-6 in my humble opinion... wouldn't touch it.
    man, you're crazy! you need an independent consultant to tweak your real estate options.
    if you really are in miami, and yeah, I know about stuff 'cause I'm down here...
    there are copious ways to circumvent real estate/development impasse standoffs
    with lenders/buyers/developers/municipalities c'mon, man! a 300u parlay?
    have you been cutting your crack with angel dust, brah? good luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbaprofosor View Post
    you know very well i can make that play .doesnt have to be 30k one ticket if you know vegas you should know better how many bokies there.
    So you are going to spread 30k around at at least a dozen places in Vegas? Give me half the money and I will kick you in the nuts and we can call it a day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SparJMU View Post
    For starters I have no idea who you are, and I do not hate you. But since we all know there is zero truth to this story and there is no point in entertaining the possibility that is it real, I would love to get some honest answers....... NBAProfessor, what motivated you to make up a story like this? Every few weeks/months a story like this pops up on an online forum somewhere, and I can't understand the motivation behind it. Boredom? Trying to entertain others? Trying to reach out and see if there is anyone on the planet dumb enough to believe it? Once this bet loses, are you going to disappear from the site? Pretend it never happened? Admit it was a joke? I definitely want an answer to this question. Just think ahead a few days. By Saturday night this bet will be dead. What are you going to say about it then? Thanks for the honest replies. I am very interested in figuring out the psychology behind a pathological liar, and I would love to know what the next step is after the plan fails.
    well i will be honest to you brother.İ WANT TO OPEN SOME PEOPLE EYES FOR COMİNG WEEKEND SO THEY DONT GO İN A DEEP HOLE.but with story side if i lose i ll be drinking all day long

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    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post
    profosser get that jaguars/cleveland browns OVER out of there. those teams never score any points.
    have the Jag's covered 100 points total all year?

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    30K is doable, my max 6 team parlay was 20K and books loves these kinds of bets. good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbaprofosor View Post
    well i will be honest to you brother.İ WANT TO OPEN SOME PEOPLE EYES FOR COMİNG WEEKEND SO THEY DONT GO İN A DEEP HOLE.but with story side if i lose i ll be drinking all day long
    Should probably start now...


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    good luck professor...fuk the haters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebestthereis View Post
    30K is doable, my max 6 team parlay was 20K and books loves these kinds of bets. good luck!


    Obviously, you don't bet in Vegas. There isn't a book in this city that will take a 20K 6 teamer....let alone a 30k 6 teamer. If it hits it is a 100% guarantee that the sportbook manager will be fired before he even has time to pay the bet off. Upper management would NEVER allow this bet....NEVER!! Moot point anyhow because the OP is not making this bet & simply seeking attention.

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    if you can't read into the sarcasm (extremely thick and heavy), i apologize. i have been to vegas over 20 times, i know exactly what they will and won't do. that being said, i could care less how much money people bet, say they bet or don't bet. i am however interested in some of the plays because i may follow with 4 betpoints. good luck!

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    my bad

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    Actually, after reading it again the sarcasm was pretty obvious....& actually pretty funny
    I've been reading & posting so quick it zipped right by me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nbaprofosor View Post
    İ WANT TO OPEN SOME PEOPLE EYES FOR COMİNG WEEKEND SO THEY DONT GO İN A DEEP HOLE.
    So they should all bet their fake life savings like you on a 6 teamer...

    SO that they DON'T go "IN A DEEP HOLE"...

    First its English... then it's logic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by upscope View Post
    Actually, after reading it again the sarcasm was pretty obvious....& actually pretty funny
    I've been reading & posting so quick it zipped right by me....
    on a serious note i like some of those plays, especially the chargers getting 3.5

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    I remember at the MGM needing to see the manager to make a 3k Ranger baseball bet. Over 3 team parlay its 500. They love parlay action as much as proposition bets but Vegas aint the same as before the real state slump. Binions down town has 2500.00 max table bet. You really think Vinny the local booky expects to pay out after taking maybee 5k of that action. Pitiful Vegas turned into pussies were a guy cant get the action he seeks. But its true. Casinos went corporate and dont want no cowboy shit messing with thier quarterly profit line. I would really like to know how much he was able to get down on this 6 teamer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OpiateBank View Post
    I remember at the MGM needing to see the manager to make a 3k Ranger baseball bet. Over 3 team parlay its 500. They love parlay action as much as proposition bets but Vegas aint the same as before the real state slump. Binions down town has 2500.00 max table bet. You really think Vinny the local booky expects to pay out after taking maybee 5k of that action. Pitiful Vegas turned into pussies were a guy cant get the action he seeks. But its true. Casinos went corporate and dont want no cowboy shit messing with thier quarterly profit line. I would really like to know how much he was able to get down on this 6 teamer.
    Well, I happen to work @ the MGM in LV & can give you a 100% guarantee that not only does the teller have to get authorization from the on duty sportbook manager for any bets of $1,000 & UP but the on duty sportbook manager also needs authorization from upper management on bets of $2,500 & UP & this can sometimes take as long as 5 minutes. And the MGM sportbook manager is already in hot water for taking on a 999-1 bet for $250 pn the Cards in the WS.

    On a different note why would you in your right mind bet baseball @ the MGM?? They are on a .20c line for bases which is strait robbery. They don't want action & quite honestly they don't deserve it either. It is a fukkin joke. Las Vegas sportbooks are strait puzzies!!!

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    I was once turned down on a $200 bet on an NBA total.....No fukkin joke. Granted it was @ Terribles which is a little shithole but they have a $100 max on NBA totals

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    looks like say goodbye to ur house and car

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