To All Of SBR,
As we are on the cusp of yet another College Football season, the most glorious time of year, I thought I'd take a moment to address all of you and inform you all of what will be taking place over the next 4 months.
As many of you remember from last season when I first joined the board and graced SBR with my presence, whether you admit it or not, I RAKED IN THE CASH on college pig. You see folks, College Football is my specialty. I know people who are connected throughout the sport (coaches and athletic directors of major programs), have been around it all my life, and have won thousands of dollars each of the last 5 seasons.
To be perfectly frank, all of you fukin clowns have no idea how badly I am going to own this board this coming season. I am going to win so much fukin money it's gonna be sick! And because there are many individuals on this board who simply need to be publicly humilated after the insolence they have displayed towards me and others over the last several months, I will be starting a thread this coming Saturday morning in which EVERY SINGLE WAGER I make throughout the season is documented. This way, you see, I will be able to go back at the end of each and every night and point, laugh, kok slap, and humiliate the likes of Spankie, T9, Frizzelli, Crustyme, Djstucky, Warriorfan, Smoke, CCI, Ehp, Stevek, Biggie, Bobby heenan, Martinshootsblanks, Lockpick, Pavy, and all you other pole smoking haters, over and over and over, every single night.
I am going to win so much fukin money this college fb season it’s going to be insane. I will offer undeniable evidence and proof of my dominance and superiority and will never stop laughing and mocking and ridiculing all you retarded clowns. To all you smart posters out there, pay attention to my posts and maybe you’ll actually be able to win for once, but to all you haters, suck a fat one.
College Football one week away biatches. Get ready SBR, cuz a train is about to come barreling thru you punks. That is all.
Regards,
HenryHill