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    DMAVS
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    66% gauranteed!

    I guarantee to get at least 66% of the March Madness picks/NIT Tournament off the spread, but want to get something for it.. so anyone that is willing to pay me (points) for the picks, PM me and we can work a deal
    You can do whatever you want for the picks i give you

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    someone ban this dumb muddafukka already

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    what happens if you don't hit 66% and up, do you then pay us

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    *tout alert*getting free ads on SBR *tout alert*

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    Why? Its not real money, just points.. its like making a bet with someone.

    iceminers26 : YUP

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    I am not exchanging money with anyone.. its points, just like people around here do all the time

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    1. its not allowed by sbr
    2. you're down over 40 units in swingingjohnsons thread

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    1. Its not allowed to transfer points?! what? It happens everyday!
    2. I was throwing stuff out there to keep him happy.. I was not doing any research (i was not getting anything for doing that)

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    3. You're not a PRO, hence, you cant do jack with points anyway. Do you REALLY need a "I'm Barrelled In" t-shirt that bad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMAVS View Post
    1. Its not allowed to transfer points?! what? It happens everyday!
    2. I was throwing stuff out there to keep him happy.. I was not doing any research (i was not getting anything for doing that)
    dont be a fukkin jagoff. its not allowed.

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    Funny thread

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    You're not even a pro.

    What are you going to do, transfer us points 1/day for the rest of your natural life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ehp6737 View Post
    3. You're not a PRO, hence, you cant do jack with points anyway. Do you REALLY need a "I'm Barrelled In" t-shirt that bad?

    Those shirts are sweet Amazing the racket some people will try and pull

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    you'll hit less than 50%

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    Its just for fun, I just want something in return.. to make me want to try.

    Would anyone rather bet me that i can do better than them in both tournaments? against the spread..

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    I guarantee that this clown will not hit 60% ATS for the tourney and would like 50 points from each of you for this advice.

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    Everyone is so sure that I am not going to do that good at making picks, but no one is willing to bet

    I will get at least 66% with picking every spread of every NCAA tournament, and NIT

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    D mavs u were begging me to do more contest so u can get points for grading them. I think u have a gambling problem bro!!

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    It might be worth 50 for the fade factor!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMAVS View Post
    Everyone is so sure that I am not going to do that good at making picks, but no one is willing to bet

    I will get at least 66% with picking every spread of every NCAA tournament, and NIT

    Let me guess...and if you don't...you'll never post again yeah yeah...we've heard that line once or twice before

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMAVS View Post
    Everyone is so sure that I am not going to do that good at making picks, but no one is willing to bet

    I will get at least 66% with picking every spread of every NCAA tournament, and NIT
    What's the point of the "Bet"? You can't pay anyone.

    Here's a crazy idea for you.

    Ask your mom for a loan. Join SBR's brackets contest---where just about all of us are participating, and let's see ya win it.

    I mean, surely a guy as locked in as yourself, should have no problems winning it, right?

    And the good news for you----if you do win it---you get cash.

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    the problem, is due to variance, 1 of these fukks is actually going to do it at 1 point

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    DMAVS has a very "SSK" quality to him.

    SSK was a Mavs fan too. He also bragged about hitting 65%.

    Yeah, we haven't seen this before, have we?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Let me guess...and if you don't...you'll never post again yeah yeah...we've heard that line once or twice before

    I have never shyed away from losses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMAVS View Post
    I have never shyed away from losses.
    He has the same grasp of the English language as SSK too.

    "Shyed". Jesus Christ.

    SHIED.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    What's the point of the "Bet"? You can't pay anyone.

    Here's a crazy idea for you.

    Ask your mom for a loan. Join SBR's brackets contest---where just about all of us are participating, and let's see ya win it.

    I mean, surely a guy as locked in as yourself, should have no problems winning it, right?

    And the good news for you----if you do win it---you get cash.
    Too late to do that.. It starts tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMAVS View Post
    Too late to do that.. It starts tomorrow
    Wrong.

    The tournament may begin tomorrow, but the bracket contest begins Thursday.

    Try harder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMAVS View Post
    Everyone is so sure that I am not going to do that good at making picks, but no one is willing to bet

    I will get at least 66% with picking every spread of every NCAA tournament, and NIT
    It is a process of deduction.

    If you were capable of hitting 55% (never mind 66%) in the long run, why would you be here asking for point donations?

    Is it worth the 'risk' of striking a bet with a poster who has been here less than one month, can only transfer two points per day and has asked for points for picks more than once?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    Wrong.

    Begins Thursday.

    Try harder.
    The NCAA play in games start tomorrow
    NIT STARTS TOMORROW

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    this fukin clown ahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMAVS View Post
    The NCAA play in games start tomorrow
    NIT STARTS TOMORROW
    FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS.

    I told you to join SBR's bracket contest with a loan from your mom if you wanted SBR bragging rights.

    You said it is too late for that.

    Now focus. Here is the hard part.

    The SBR Bracket Contest does not start until Thursday (They exclude the play-in games).

    Now, what is your excuse for not joining?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powderguy View Post
    this fukin clown ahahaha

    Did someone say clown...I love clowns


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    Quote Originally Posted by ehp6737 View Post
    3. You're not a PRO, hence, you cant do jack with points anyway. Do you REALLY need a "I'm Barrelled In" t-shirt that bad?

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DMAVS View Post
    Its just for fun, I just want something in return.. to make me want to try.

    Would anyone rather bet me that i can do better than them in both tournaments? against the spread..
    I want to bet you that you will hit less than 64% in the tourney and NIT. You need to make at least 60 bets, pointspread or over/under is acceptable. No ML, we are going by percentage hit on -110 bets. Lets bet 10k, put it in escrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MartinBlank View Post
    FOCUS. FOCUS. FOCUS.

    I told you to join SBR's bracket contest with a loan from your mom if you wanted SBR bragging rights.

    You said it is too late for that.

    Now focus. Here is the hard part.

    The SBR Bracket Contest does not start until Thursday (They exclude the play-in games).

    Now, what is your excuse for not joining?
    I AM DOING SPREADS, NOT PICKEM!
    and if you read carefully, you would see NIT is included in my picks

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