[blackeyeshamus]

rookie. mucking up the mix.
posting haphazardly on y'all's boards...
so I'm consolidating my college basketball picks.

st. mary's college +2 light

no reason. thinking gonzaga has run outta room
to run in the west. time for a new champ...
running out the door. will probably go
st. mary's college +2 heavy
from my tmobile htc g2 before tip.
yeah, that's how I roll. good luck.

[blackeyeshamus]

awesome. fan-f@#kin-tastic. you know,
I'm not sorry for betting saint mary's heavily,
because I don't like the gonzaga bulldogs
this season. simple as that, my friends.
f@#k 'em. anyway, that's 0 and 1 in
the book. it is pimptronic chronic.

[blackeyeshamus]

once again, ladies and gentlemen:
rocking some early morning gut check propositions-
and I'm not looking too far out ahead of me right now (in fact,
I can't see past noon). so here comes the thunder!

UCONN -15 heavy

yeah, yeah, yeah. fade-f@#kin-tastic play, right?
but depaul is truly terrible, and their only star player is sidelined
with an injury. my only fear is that calhoun will rest his starters
when the huskies blow the game open (anticipate a double digit lead
by halftime). c'mon, old new england! make it a brick bat beat down.

[blackeyeshamus]

early morning moments of crystalline lucidity-
or just more bogus fade-f@#kin-tastic dookie?

seton hall -4 heavy
seton hall ML heavy

right out on the limb. throwing down loot cakes
and spitting hot fire, my brothers! good luck, everybody!
its clobberin' time! let's make that scrillah...

[blackeyeshamus]

yowzer. seton hall decides to throw an incessant hail storm
of scoreless bricks from behind the arc... forgive me, but that was
unimpressive to say the least. reminded me of a big pile of dog sh%t
I saw on the sidewalk downtown the other day. must've been a great dane
that dropped that five pound deuce, late on a weekend night, right before a
mean south florida thunderstorm unloaded a relentless torrential downpour,
turning the enormous dookie pile into a softly oozing mass. by the time I walked by
at like 8am, there was a big footprint in the poo poo... some poor drunken bastard
looked like he slipped on the dogsh%t... anyway, the dookie is seton hall's offensive performance today,
and the footprint in the dookie is my good luck for throwing down on that game in the big east.
f@#kin' awesome! I am 1 and 3 since starting the fade-f@#kin'-tastic sports blog,
but I'm not done yet! nah, I'm gonna keep chipping and throwing down.

[BiffTFinancial]

hang in there, shamus. a pendulum always swings back.

[blackeyeshamus]

thanks, UCONN. at least old new england hasn't completely abandoned me yet.
go sawx! wicked f@#kin' pissah, ya c@#ksuckah! get a f@#kin' jawb, ya f@#kin' retahd.

[blackeyeshamus]

oh, you're absolutely right, my friend.
stop rhapsodizing about my losses, and research some stats
and trends, right? how are your totals playing?

[blackeyeshamus]

hang in there, shamus. a pendulum always swings back.

Biff T. Financial, thanks for the encouragement, my friend!
Tonight is going to be a great evening of sports entertainment!

princeton ML heavy
princeton -3.5 light
villanova -9.5 heavy

okay. my wife is moving me from room to room...
...from one television to the next television...the fun never stops!
nah, seriously, I'm living the dream over here! good luck, biff! your karma
is sooo good, man- you must be makin' a killin' over there!

[blackeyeshamus]

every once in a while, I throw some duff on a pick five:

1) BET ID=346095053
Parlay (5 Teams) 03/08/11 18:40 ET
bet 8.00 to win 200.00 Result: Pending
NIllinois
BowlingGreen 03/08/11(19:00 ET)
NIllinois +8.5
Princeton
Pennsylvania 03/08/11(19:00 ET)
Princeton -3.5
SFlorida
Villanova 03/08/11(19:05 ET)
Villanova -9.5
SaintLouis
RhodeIsland 03/08/11(19:00 ET)
RhodeIsland -4
Toledo
Ohio 03/08/11(19:00 ET)
Over 136

c'mon, basketball gods!
may the force be witcha...

[blackeyeshamus]

the fun never stops!
winning isn't everything-
but I must admit...
it is one of my favorites.

oakland -5 heavy
providence +7 heavy
butler ML heavy

time to crash the boards!

[blackeyeshamus]

duff parlay busted in two places...
but the ivy league was good to me!
princeton covered times two, and
it looks like nova is backed into a
narrow margin of victory (no cover!)
two and two brings me to 3 and 5...
three winners late would make me
look a whole lot better, you know?

[blackeyeshamus]

oakland and butler both win big!
and for a magical moment I am 5 and 5...
providence is trying very hard to f@#k that up
completely. not over yet, though!

[blackeyeshamus]

okay. providence is blowing the bunny.
back under .500 once again, ladies and germs:
tomorrow is another day, but for now I am 5 and 6...
still scratching out wins, but I could use a hat trick
tomorrow! I mean, three solid leans, individual wagers
on each proposition, and a fat 3 team parlay that
pays out at 6 to 1. word. goodnight!

[blackeyeshamus]

good afternoon, my ninjas!
I've been at the DMV since 7am,
and if you've never been to the DMV
in south Florida... well, you're not
missing a damn thing!

georgetown +3 heavy
st. john's -10 heavy
nebraska -4 heavy
nebraska ML heavy
colorado -5 heavy
colorado -2 (bought points) heavy

that's my story, ladies and germs!
at least the wi-fi at the DMV was equipped
to handle my early action! geronimo!
good luck, everybody... best of luck!

[bhikool836]

I live in south Florida and know exactly what you are talking about lol...gl on rest of your plays!

[blackeyeshamus]

yowzer. georgetown lookin' like they just want the season
to be over already! lopsided, humiliating beat down in progress
on the court in new york city right now... a travesty!

[blackeyeshamus]

and now I'm 5 and 7...
thanks, georgetown.
I haven't seen such uninspired play
in division one ball yet in 2011.

[blackeyeshamus]

nebraska! c'mon, boys!
come with the thunder...
adding a fresh play:

hawaii -1 (bought the hook) heavy

thanks. need some good luck right now!
...all about the voodoo.

[YOUNGBUCK]

Ull get em back shamus

[blackeyeshamus]

bogus. thanks, nebraska.
enjoy your off season! maybe work
on some fundamental ball handling skills.
stop sleeping during basic basketball drills-
learn how to read! anyway, I'm 5-8 right now.
fade-f@#kin'-tastic.

[blackeyeshamus]

Ull get em back shamus

word is bond, buck-
we're gonna clock 'em!

[blackeyeshamus]

colorado, saint john's, and hawaii.
yeah, I could easily be happy with a
midafternoon hat trick right now.

[YOUNGBUCK]

B careful w. Col. Shamus

[blackeyeshamus]

all right. digging deeper!
...not chasing. nuh-uh.
following suggestions, and
getting stronger play, y'all.
in a zone, feeling momentum:

colorado ML heavy
colorado OVER 154 heavy

time to clock some scrillah.

[blackeyeshamus]

B careful w. Col. Shamus

already booked 'em @ -2, and -5, early in the morning-
so I jumped on the ML and the OVER, too. mad eggs in one basket.

[blackeyeshamus]

all right. enough action in the ncaa right now.
not sleeping. ash wednesday... catholic church obligations,
and dinner with my beautiful wife. my chips are in play-
maybe if I just sit back and let the chips fall where they may,
fortune will decide to smile on my picks...

[YOUNGBUCK]

Bol

[blackeyeshamus]

thanks, brah.
best of luck right back atcha.

[blackeyeshamus]

6-12-1 ouch. might need some time off...

[blackeyeshamus]

that was an awesome 15 minute break.

arizona state +1.5 light
rice +2.5 light
marshall -8 bought hook light
south florida +10.5 heavy
oklahoma +7 heavy

it's a long way to the top
if you wanna rock and roll.

[YOUNGBUCK]

I like South Florida 1h

[blackeyeshamus]

no doubt! think USF 1st half...
adding another heavy hitter-

long island -4.5 heavy

thinking USF 1st half and
long island ML right now.

[blackeyeshamus]

almost dinner time, and I'm jonesing
for blackened mahi mahi and a san pelligrino.

south florida +6 1st half heavy
long island ML heavy

good luck, youngbuck!
let's clock ducats!

[blackeyeshamus]

south florida is offensively challenged.
and I'm 6-13-1 all of a sudden... my luck
needs to change! c'mon, voodoo!