[mangina11]

We will try and detail some life stories of a college basketball gambler and give out a couple good picks here and there.

Today I woke up and my boyfr...... i mean my girlfriend asked me, "hey mr huge dick (My nickname, for obvious reasons) what are you going to get me for christmas?" So i looked at her and said, "well ms huge clit, that depends on whether or not Weber St covers the spread tonight, if they hang within 8.5 points i'll get you one of those fancy purses you like, if they get blown out tonight, i guess your going to have to pulverize my anus until i bleed so bad i dont want to make another sports bet ever again." We all know that i will make another bet, but ill just have to wait until the raw skin scabs over. "Why the **** would you bet my christmas present on a team like Weber St?" she said. "Bitch, calm the **** down, Weber st is hot and shooting very well, while Tulsa has gone a little cold. And dont you worry about anything, i can purchase one of the knock off purses from china town on EBAY and you wouldnt know the difference anyways. So relax before you put that strap on back on and..... i mean relax before i stick my cli.....dick in your mouth

Weber St +8.5 1.1 units to win 1

[extenzeuser]

i bet you are all wondering how the F me and mangina got here and who the F we think we are....well you heard his story now its my turn....my turn of events started a week ago and i believe i am the first person this has ever happened to and its not made up.....but one day i came outside my farm house and was just enjoying the great weather when all of a sudden i heard a voice whisper from the air..."If you build it, Austin Peay will cover the spread on Dec 16th"....I looked around for awhile wondering who said it and what the F they were talking about...everyday i heard this whisper until I woke up one morning and knew exactly what it meant....so I started building a baseball field...no jk thats retarded who would do that.....but no the voice told me to build a dildo from Playdoh to pleasure my wife with....so i built and I built and I built until the dildo was complete....this is why I take extenze I was born with a small weiner and it hasnt grown since leaving the womb....anyways I used it on my wife Charli......ummmm Charla yea Charla and he.....she screamed for hours...thats how I know Austin Peay will cover tonight +14.5

Austin Peay +14.5

[mangina11]

Well good start 1-0 with an easy winner, reminds me of my first bet i ever made..... asked this girl shaunita if she would give me a hand job, she looked me straight in the eyes and said, "honey your so damn cute, if i got ahold of your dick, i would never let go!" to which i replied, "Wanna bet?", ok she said I bet you ATM, (Ass to mouth) that i wont let go for 30 minutes. Your on i replied. She then unzipped my pants with her teeth (verry nice) and grab ahold of my ding dong. This felt amazing since i was only 4 years old at the time, but already on my way to becoming a giant PIMP, about 25 minutes of her just holding my ding dong and staring at me as we tried to make awkward small talk about which power ranger was the best, and how many muppets there were in muppet babies, i realized, damn, shes not gonna let go, and i dont wanna lose this bet, so i asked her if we could switch positions cause i was getting tired. Shaunita was completely fine with this, so i layed down with my ass in the air and she stayed near my ding dong for easy access. At about the 29th minute as she started talking shit about how she was gonna win the bet, i blew a giant a'ss piss right in here face, were talking like the diarhea that comes out and there isnt even one solid chunk in there, and wouldnt you know it, sure as s'hit (pun intended) that dumb b'itch let go and i realized i would do everything in my power to win bets. Which is why im going with ELON -3 tonight

ELON -3 1.1 units to win 1

Season to date
1-0 +1.0 units

[Jessica]

Good reasoning Good Luck!

[mangina11]

Good reasoning Good Luck!

Haha thank you, hopefully you got a nice laugh

[extenzeuser]

also being 1-0 this year.....i had a similar incident....now i wouldnt say i am much of the pimp-kind....but i started datin this bitch and this girl was fly as hell....i am talkin pretty ass face, big ol titties, a booty thats got some meat on it to grab when she bein naughty and nice...the whole package....anyways we are using an Ouija board trying to figure out my next bet and talkin bout life one day when she brings up where the relationship was heading and i kinda crack a little joke becuz thats the kinda guy i am...funny as f*ck....so she starts laughing and i shit you not as she is laughing I hear a mutha f*ckin queef come out...and of course thats when the laughing stops and theroom becomes quiet....now on an ordinary day I laugh it off and say sweet a girl just farted....but on this day I just won my first bet on bodog and I knew I was gonna be rich soon....so i look down at the board and it spells "dump that trick"....so i tell her to get the f*ck out and she does cuz she knew her role after that queef....after she leaves I go back down to the board and it spelled out "Tennessee" and I knew the betting spirits were there with me....so i am putting my money on Tennessee tonight -13.5 for sure....but after it spelled Tennessee it kept going and managed to spell "You are hard"....sure enough I look down and my boner is like 2 inches and the board was right again....so people go with Tennessee tonight I havent been wrong yet

Tennessee -13.5

[mangina11]

Elon -3 LOSER

No story after a loser, but coming back with a big winner in college football today.

UW-Whitewater +2 5.5 units to win 5

Feel strongly about this play

[extenzeuser]

also a loser for this guy....not very characteristic of Tennessee...anyways no story her either

but my pick is okla st -5.5 over bama

Okla St -5.5

[mangina11]

Gave myself a boner with that pick, hopefully some won some money, leaning troy later, but looking more in depth as we speak

[extenzeuser]

well people after further review..i believe i am 2-1 now this year...which brings me to a time in my life when i knew i became a man....i was 13 and in the 7th grade and everything at that time seemed to be better in a bag....i woke up one morning because i had to get to school and when i pulled off my covers there was some morning thunder that i had not experienced before....my dick was pulsating like the pound of a drum at a KISS concert....I sat there thinking wtf is this....so I went my shower and got in and by this time my hard-dog was gone but I looked down to see the after-math and sure enough i sprouted my first pube. I sat there for 45 min stroking my one little hair cuz it looked and felt so special to me....All of a sudden I accidentally pulled it out and I got that feeling like when you get soap in your urethra and it just burned and I was upset and became pissed and started screaming.....my dog heard me scream and could tell I was upset so he tried to comfort me but i ended up just puttin some mayonnaise on my penis and he licked it off so all was well nad I became a man....my pick today:

Wash St -7

[mangina11]

Got some great picks going on in here, as well as some valuable life stories, some of you could use this life advice.....

I woke up today, and looked outside and for the 2nd day in a row, its raining in Hawaii, now to some people this would be devastating news, but to mangina this is great. Sure the girls arent wearing their thongs and the guys pants arent coming down in the giant swells while they surf, but there is plenty of other places on the island to get some good footage for the spank bank, for instance, the local zoo. I head down there after i watch the dolphins lose to the lowly Bills, and after a couple 2$ draft beers im feelin pretty loose, or as we say on the island, feelin pickled, now im no stranger to the Zoo, and OF COURSE the first place i go is to the rhinoceros cages, not only are these animals giant brute and powerful, like i enjoy my m.....women, but when they get excited, they drop Boners the size of Barack Obamas ears, we are talking legendery dick dropping! So naturally once i get to the rhino area, i need to create a little diversion to give me and papadapolus (my favorite rhino) a little alone time. So i tell a couple of the tourists there is a monkey sniffing his own asshole and licking it and they run to the monkey cages in a hurry. Alast its me and big pops alone time, i do a couple more double takes and when im sure the coast is clear i drop my drawers and put my bare ass on the glass, Pop knows what time it is, this isnt his first rodeo either, as pop, hops up on the glass and positions him self Rhino style behind me, i assume the position and put my head between my legs and am instantly wet when i see his THING, he gives a couople quick thrusts, no doubt he is a two pump chump because i am a sexy man, and unleashes a ron jeremy size load all over the glass. There is nothing left to be said, as i pull up my whitey tighties, and give a quick wink to pop, as i head back to the bar, not only with some spank bank material, but a realization that the Patriots will cover tonight

NE patriots (-14) 2.2 units to win 2

[mangina11]

Im sorry

MN CHI under 33 1/2 2.2 units to win 2. BOL everyone, this is a pretty nice play tonight

[extenzeuser]

dont usually do the same pick as mangina but tonight i am agreeing with him 100% and going under on Min Chi game......the conditions are terrible....the bears played in snow last week and scored 3 points and MN has a 3rd-string QB starting tonight....hell i am puttin down my savings on this shit

[mangina11]

extenze, I hope you still have your life savings, cause I got 3 nice plays

oral roberts +6 2.2 units for 2
stanford +9 3.3 units for 3

football
louisville -2.5 2.2 units for 2

[extenzeuser]

i like the louisville pick and i did save one benjamin so i have 100 gotta put it all down on one game and put my wife, kid, job, reputation on the line and go with Kansas St -3

[Jessica]

Hahahaha I love these write-ups. Very witty.

[mangina11]

Hahahaha I love these write-ups. Very witty.

thanks cutie we still on for tonight?

[mangina11]

Mother f'n Stanford.... brings me back to a time in my life, tomorrow...

[extenzeuser]

Mother f'n Kansas St....of course their best player gets suspended right before game....brings me back to a time in my.....hey wait......mangina you son of aaaaaaaa....got a story for late tonight...a x-mas story....but in meantime my pick is:

Dayton + 8

[mangina11]

Boise St -15.5 5.5 units to win 5

Lets keep this CFB roll going.

[extenzeuser]

So it was Christmas back in 1990 I was just a 5-yr old boy with a baby carrot sized shlong....but thats not really here nor there.....anyways people always say you should know the true meaning of X-mas, but at that age everyone knew it meant presents!.....just like how now it means gettin laid and chugging tons of vodka until the fat relative in the corner who doesnt quit talking about how great his son is in football finally shuts up....anyways my family had gathered around our tree and i knew this was gonna be my year....i see a box wrapped up with my name on it and after my little cheeto bro opens up some Cabbage Patch doll, it was finally my time....so i ripped open that box like it was Jenna Jameson's puss after filming a porn with the black guy from Green Mile....i look inside and i take out my gift and before i can even fathom what I was given, the gift slowly fell outta my hand and i looked at my mom straight in the eyes and said "I hate them".....i then proceeded to walk up to my room and cried in my bed.....I spent the last year being a nice ass kid so I could get what i wanted.....i asked for ninja turtles, a trampoline, a nerf gun, a dildo, legos, a basketball, a super soaker xp....you know all the good stuff kids want.....I got ******* Mickey Mouse slippers....you kidding me?? I mean yeah they may serve a good purpose as an alternate jizz rag/holder....but these slippers were straight gay....all my friends the next day are showing me all their sweet shit like baseball cards and action figures and black eyes their drunk dad gave them when they threw a tantrum at the local Old Country Buffet, you know all the good stuff..............so parents out there, dont get ur kids Mickey Mouse slippers.....but this story does have a happy ending.........because Mickey Mouse = Disney World and Disney World = Florida and Florida = Miami which means......

Miami over Akron whatever the spread is.....its a sign just fuckin do it

[mangina11]

What a story, i remember that Christmas as well, but my most memorable Christmas had to be 1969, At the time i was just a weeee little sperm inside of my fathers rather large nut sac (cause hes the fuckin man) and was hanging around (literally) with some of my best buds at the time, geraldo, ramone, and sebastian. We were just shootin the shit one day when the sirens started going off, "holy shit, lets get our helmets Geraldo said!" We knew the sirens meant it was time to attack that egg and try and become the American Idol of the sperm world. So we quickly got our helmets and headed for the end of the eurethra as the pulsating began. The chatter amongst me and my fellow sperm was intense, there was a different atmosphere in the eurethra today, we could tell something was up, one of us was gonna get lucky. As the pulsating got more intense we all jammed together near the end of the tunnel, suddenly there was a furious push from the back and a bright light opened up infront of us, "This is it Ramone said start swimming!" So there we were 4 sperms totally loaded up in our military gear rushing frantically to the end of the tunnel. And thats when i heard it, "RETREAAAAAATTTTT!!!" HOLY SHIT!!! it was a trap, I tried to swim the other way, but the pressure was too intense, my father had an almost porn star load going on today. I watched as some of my friends and enemies alike were shot out of the hole and into some sort of magazine. I grasped ahold of the side of the wall and saw Geraldo rushing by, he must not have heard the retreat call because he still had the smile of a kid with down syndrom who just got told he was going to get ice cream if he stopped smelling his butt, "Geraldo STOP!!!" i screamed, he quickly made eye contact with me out of the corner of his eye and tried to grab onto my tiny arms, but it was too late. That christmas day i watched my best friend die on the breast of some Lane Bryant Catalog model with a gigantic bra on. As the last pulse came and went and we all swam back to our houses, i realized my life would never be the same. From that day forth i made a promise to "Life, liberty, and pursuit of all who threaten it." To this day i havent forgot about Geraldo, and i know he is giving me a sign to take Navy on this rain soaked evening in San Diego.

Navy +3 2.2 units to win 2

[mangina11]

Tulsa +9.5 5.5 units for 5 aloha

[mangina11]

Im backkkk and making money baby

FIU -1.5 5.5 Units for 5

[Jessica]

Hahahaha love the play

[extenzeuser]

i apologize for the brief absence as I was celebrating Jesus' b-day....but I think a bet and a story are due for tomorrow

[mangina11]

Mangina checking back in. Took a little Christmas break, outta respect. But I am back, and currently in training for new years eve, AKA staying up till 5 am and drinking more and more each day to prepare my body for the 31st. I got a couple quick winners for ya before i head out to the mall with my chick, AKA victoria secret to sniff the panties.

W.Vir NC ST over 49 3.3 units for 3
MIZZ -2.5 3.3 units for 3

For some odd reason leaning towards the vikings with the points, but will not play on it. Happy Kwanzaa

[mangina11]

Lets add NC ST +3 1.1 units to win 1 MAHALO

[extenzeuser]

well hello to all and yes i am back....i apologize to all my fans i let down during my break....as most of you have probably heard on NBC or CNN or ESPN, I did relapse on chocolate milk during the X-mas break and ended up in jail....what you probably didnt hear is what happened after....well let me tell you....while in jail I dug a hole through the wall and put a poster over it so noone could tell and then on the perfect stormy night i got out....once free i had to walk for miles to my hideout, but along the way guys get certain....you know , urges.....and as i walked in a field i got the sudden urge to f*ck something so i looked down and there was a small hole in the ground so i whipped out my flesh rocket got on my stomach and did my business....after about 5 min on the ground humping it, i felt the worst pain i have ever felt in my life....i pulled my dick out of the hole and on the other end was a gopher biting my bits and they severed from my body....the gopher ran away with my rooster in his mouth and i bet he had the best dinner of his little life.....as for me well thats why i had to double my intake of extenze....but i feel the golden gophers will run away with wisconsin's dick tonight....my pick:

Gophers +7.5

[mangina11]

I am still hurting from that pick 6 last night, wow. There I was sitting at the bar with like 5 of the cutest guys in the world. Im rambling on about how much money I make betting on sports and how many followers I have on an online message board. I can tell they are getting hard because i can see their dicks growing in their skin tight jeans, so i decide to tempt them a little bit, "hey guys wanna play a game?" "Sure" they say in unison So i go on and make up some game about how you have to pull your pants down to your ankles and walk around the bar, first person who's dick pokes out of there underwear hole has to start jerkin it in the bar until the manager asks them to leave, so there we are walking around the bar with our pants at our ankles when BAM, deandre's dingy comes poking out, Thats when we see it, DEANDRE ISNT CIRCUMSIZED!!! hahahaha we all burst in laughter and start pointing as deandre starts jerking off in the middle of the bar, immediately he is asked to leave. We love the game, but cant find our other friend Shannon schmidtke, thats was when things got weird, Shannon was underneath a booth, giving himself a rim job (licking his buttonhole) I almost started jerkin it right there cause i was so turned on, but decided against it and asked shannon how he did it, "Well, its a family secret, and i cant tell you, so ill just give you 3 winners for wednesday instead."

Maryland -7 1/2
Baylor +1
Arizona +4 1/2

all for 5 units.

Updated Record so far
CBB 1-3 -5.6 units
NFL 0-2 -4.4 units
CFB 5-3 +12.2 units
Overall +2.2 units NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

[extenzeuser]

hahaha sorry all but I was at the MN Wild game all night and couldnt make a pick but I would have been 10-0 cuz I had ten picks and they all ended up winning so I am the shit.....what was that you ask?.....You think I am just saying that after-the-fact because all the games are over and I can just make up that I picked certain games??....Well you know what I think about you posers???......F*CK YOU!!!!....I have been working my ass off trying to make picks for ya'll this is the thanks I get???.....I am barely putting diapers on my baby and the only income I got is going down to 8 mile and trying to freestyle battle some thug who thinks he gangsta....My baby is currently wearing some old breezers I had from kindergarten and those things dont hold poop very well because it is running down his leg right as we speak.....F*CK I gotta go.....

[extenzeuser]

sorry again for the long recess....this holiday season has been too much for the family....got some presents, had a meal, watch my parents do it.....you know typical holiday stuff....anyways i got a pick for the day and its has to be a winner....i got this pick from new years eve....i was at a party getting drunk as shit and celebrating the new year in which i made two resolutions....1. start smoking and 2. gain 50 lbs.....i know these are opposite of the typical person but I am unique so shove it.....anyways i got way too drunk at an apartment complex went up to the 30th floor and went out on the balcony and pissed my life away down to the streets below.....i mean i had to hit somebody because it was right next to the front entrance....and it got me thinking "hey if i just pissed 30 floors and thats a record for me, its gotta mean something" so i went to the lines this evening and picked the 30th game....so here we go:

Mich St -3 or winner.....I personally did winner I see it being close so bet at your own risk

[mangina11]

Good call on the moneyline Extenzeuser

[btd]

WOW , you guys are really great , I'm sitting here at the Library (because I don't have my own computer) and I keep having to cover my mouth to stop from bursting out laughing, and have someone complain because I'm making too much noise. You guys may not be the greatest cappers in this Forum, but you are definitely the funniest. Keep up the good work, and I'll be following you, Thanx
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[Regul8er]

Some of the most valuable lessons life has to offer are kept within this thread.