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    extenzeuser
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    Guaranteed Money!!!

    So I was watching some NIT games tonight and something dawned on me....i can make people a lot of money with a game that is guaranteed money and only smart people can see the value of......i realized that lehigh has a chance against kansas for the following reasons:

    1. Coach Reed preaches a fast-tempo offense and mind-boggling defense that throws the opponents for a loop. He is no stranger to the tourney as he has been there 3 times before with a record of 0-3.

    2. Up and rising star freshmen CJ Mccollum handles the ball like a pro and when he makes a move on a defender they look like Helen Keller trying to run an obstacle course. He also leads the team with 19 ppg. Look for him to score about 28 against Kansas. Not to mention he also shoots 3-pointers like J-mac in his last home game.

    3. Kansas is coming into the game thinkin "Lehigh?...where the hell is that?....we will kick their ass.... the number one seed has never lost first round.....this game is gonna be easy....my ass really itches....we're kansas we won the championship two years ago, what have they done?...." Well I am here to tell you they ****in beat Lafayette for the patriot league conf. championship THATS WHAT THEY DID!!

    4. Lehigh has a player with first name Prentice

    5. All you nay-sayers will prolly write to me "hey extenzeuser....these guys from lehigh barely beat a school called New Jersey Institute of Technology....wtf is that?"....in which I will reply "**** YOU!" Lehigh prolly deserved to be the number one seed but the NCAA put disciplinary sanctions on them when they were caught 30 years ago illegally recruiting Bryant "Big Country" Reeves, Rik Smits, Rony Seikaly, Luc Longley, and Greg Ostertag.

    6. Lastly, take a look at the stats....there is no comparison....well i could only find one stat and it is FT% and course Lehigh is shooting better than Kansas 71.6% to 70.1%, respectively. I couldnt find any other stats but Lehigh is prolly beating them. So once the game is winding down and Lehigh is up, they will be hitting their FT's while Kansas is shooting theirs like the red-haired guy from elephant man.

    My prediction.......Lehigh 89 Kansas 72

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    no fukkin way you think ku loses....fuk i read all that thinking Lehigh with the points may not be bad then i get to your final score and realize you are retarded

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    This place is leniant, too leniant sometimes, with dumbasses!

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    u tell'em banker

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    This guy may have a mild case of down syndrome.

    Kansas loses by 17? wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2daBank View Post
    no fukkin way you think ku loses....fuk i read all that thinking Lehigh with the points may not be bad then i get to your final score and realize you are retarded
    Yeah thats a couple minutes of my life I'll never get back. You do realize April Fools day is still a couple weeks away right??

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    WTF? Is this guy serious?

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    Mikail
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    Lehigh

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    We cant mention the competition here, but I know of a forum where if you posted this you would be making 2 posts in one

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    Quote Originally Posted by sportsguy04 View Post
    This guy may have a mild case of down syndrome.

    Kansas loses by 17? wow.

    After Roger Federer cost me a 10 team parlay I was pretty bummed....However reading this thread made my laugh. So feeling a little better. This guy must have been drinking or something.

    Everyone should just take Lehigh +7000 and really get paid. What an idiot!

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    Him & ZBOIZ have started a syndicate

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    Quote Originally Posted by princesspolamalu View Post
    After Roger Federer cost me a 10 team parlay I was pretty bummed....However reading this thread made my laugh. So feeling a little better. This guy must have been drinking or something.

    drinking what? bleach

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    you no what the funny part is if this happens this guys article is gonna be worth a million bucks lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by suckerforparlays View Post
    you no what the funny part is if this happens this guys article is gonna be worth a million bucks lol

    if it does hit (which no fukkin way it will) ill still call him a fukkin retard!!!!

    probably says this about the best team every year just hoping to get that one shining moment

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    if ku loses not that i'm betting on that game, but if they lose, forget the spread, i'm done with gambling all together.

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    Kansas will prob win by 30.....These guys are in the Patriot League. I checked out the sched and they didnt win any quality games really. Two losses to Navy...a loss to Stony Brook, Dayton, St Joes. And it took them OT to beat Deleware St. I dont think so . Ill take my chances with Kansas and the points.

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    reason #5

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    I love this post Extenze

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    Im on it.

    GL

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    Lehigh FTW!!!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i cant stop laughing in class. Bryant Big country Reeves, Rick Smitz, Rony Sikely, Greg Osteertag hahahahahahah any of you who think this is a serious post are also retarded. Jesus christ this is funny...
    my favorite part by far is when extenze user tells us what kansas is "thinking" and throws in "my ass really itches" J-Mac HAHAHA the kid with autism who scored like 27 points if im not mistaken. Extenze this is the greatest piece of literature ive seen on here yet.

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    LMAO, a #1 has NEVER lost to a 16 seed, much less a STRONG Kansas team! I doubt they will have a ML for that game. I'm not betting this game so GL with your play!

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    1 or 2 pt upset? no, has to be a blowout upset ha

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    lmao i thought he was gonna call a siena upset but then i saw kansas and then i got confused.

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    kansas the play here, they beat 8-9 teams by 26 or more points already this season... c'mon

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    lol kansas will win the whole tourny!

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    You have a better chance of seeing the Easter Bunny. ????

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    accuscore said so

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    BOL

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    this is the same jerk off who always posts how he has diarrhea all the time...so he may literally be retarded

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    well if you feel that way u can get rich , i think you could get 50-1 odds some where

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    leigh wins by 16 over ku? quit smoking crack,

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    I just really can't believe someone would post that and be serious.... Please let me be your book.... I wouldn't ever have to work....

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    Quote Originally Posted by jram68 View Post
    LMAO, a #1 has NEVER lost to a 16 seed, much less a STRONG Kansas team! I doubt they will have a ML for that game. I'm not betting this game so GL with your play!

    Yeah there is a money line....its 20K to 1. @ 5dimes How crazy is that!

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    How do you people think he serious? Take a joke you retards, this is literature greatness!

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