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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    i can still taste that sweaty bad beat load from that dodgers game myself.
    I went to bed at the end of the 6th feeling good about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMetsSuck View Post
    i can still taste that sweaty bad beat load from that dodgers game myself.

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    Jerky when was the last time you got laid?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Jerky when was the last time you got laid?
    2 weeks ago it’s a dry season right now for me. Not really chasing after it this month. I have nothing good to share like one of many Auto Donks sex stories.

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    Freeplay :

    May 01 04:10 PM EST - Baseball MLB - 954 Cincinnati Reds -1½ +120 for Game - Pitcher Options: Z. Davies -R must start / L. Castillo -R must start
    FP
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    240.00 USD
    1 Straight(s)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckyTheGoat View Post
    some days & some days I’m quite pleasant.

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    Jerky back with a play!!

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    Ok been studying the CARD HARD !!!

    Reds -1.5 +120

    Rays +101

    Wizards +170

    Dodgers -1.5 +140

    Senators +140

    500 each on these plays. Tail at your own risk & if they lose I didn’t fukk you. We are all grown men & we make the right decisions & we make the wrong decisions which side are you on ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Ok been studying the CARD HARD !!!

    Reds -1.5 +120

    Rays +101

    Wizards +170

    Dodgers -1.5 +140

    Senators +140

    500 each on these plays. Tail at your own risk & if they lose I didn’t fukk you. We are all grown men & we make the right decisions & we make the wrong decisions which side are you on ...
    Don’t fukk me pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Don’t fukk me pal.
    FML

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Don’t fukk me pal.

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    Things are looking really bad.

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    Pull out of this mess man

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Pull out of this mess man
    I can win 2 of 5 & still make a profit.

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    Get some profit Jerky

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    Get some profit Jerky
    Yes I need to keep winning Pablo my success if pivotal right now.

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    Buried I’ll lose thousands tonight. Possible 8 game losing streak brewing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Buried I’ll lose thousands tonight. Possible 8 game losing streak brewing.
    Ottawa blew it pal. Bums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Ottawa blew it pal. Bums.
    I embarrassed myself tonight & my bankroll is injured.

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    Regroup jerky. You know what to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    Regroup jerky. You know what to do
    You know it’s crazy Pablo. I feel like I do better the less I know. I really studied this card today and handicapped these games for hours to no avail.

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    Ups and downs Jerky. It's give and take.

    If you scrutinize your record, and why you made the bets you made (winners and losers), there's a good chance you'll see why sometimes you do better than others.

    Take some of the handicapping time to handicap the handicapper.

    The work never ends.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Ups and downs Jerky. It's give and take.

    If you scrutinize your record, and why you made the bets you made (winners and losers), there's a good chance you'll see why sometimes you do better than others.

    Take some of the handicapping time to handicap the handicapper.

    The work never ends.

    That definitely makes a whole lot of sense & it’s something I tend to do when I run into a wall. I try to walk away from the wall, but what I need to do to is jump over the fuckin’ thing.
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    Only downs here....no Ups....gambling, penis, you name it...

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    Redsox -1.5 +112

    Pelicans +8.5 -101

    Jazz -2.5 -102

    Predators +125

    Knights -105

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    Redsox -1.5 +112

    Pelicans +8.5 -101

    Jazz -2.5 -102

    Predators +125

    Knights -105
    Don’t fukk me jerky!

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    too many games

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Ups and downs Jerky. It's give and take.

    If you scrutinize your record, and why you made the bets you made (winners and losers), there's a good chance you'll see why sometimes you do better than others.

    Take some of the handicapping time to handicap the handicapper.

    The work never ends.

    This is true and something I started doing thanks to KVB. Why the hell did I make the bet in the first place? Beyond the fade train in another thread I make some bets where I don’t know why the hell I even made it... I usually lose them too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    too many games
    It’s an all around good card with low juice sold a half point on the NBA games. Need 3 winners to make money tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    Don’t fukk me jerky!
    I lost my last 8 games

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    Good luck Jerky. I am gonna roll with you here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pablo222 View Post
    Good luck Jerky. I am gonna roll with you here.
    Ok I feel good about theses Pablo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    I lost my last 8 games
    5-0 tonight pal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjsuax13 View Post
    5-0 tonight pal.
    Fuckin’ jinx ...

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