Nebraska +10/LaSalle ML parlay @ +136 risking .50 to win .67
Nebraska 1h +4 @ -110 risking .44 to win .40
Representing Team Broke Dikk Fukk to the absolute fullest over here!
Northwestern +7 @ -140 rsk .70 win .50 and that's fxxking all for now! I just tripped over a black cat in the parking lot at Wal-Mart, and when I looked up I saw a chick with XIII tattooed on her arm...and she said, "shamus!!!" I'm so jinxed and hexed right now.
5pt late favorite left coast teaser @ -110
Arizona -9/UCLA -1 risking .77 to win .70
and if my broken mirror reflects enough bad luck backwards I can still wind up broke by midnight.
team broke dikk fukk finally has a card.
playing partial units all week to get to the wednesday night card.
still hexed, vexed, and fxxkin' perplexed, but I'm rollin' w 5 1x wagers.
booyah. let's stack 'em and cash 'em! woooohoooo!
oh and fxxk the nevada wolfpack! mouthfxxk 'em unconscious.