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    Emily_Haines
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    I want to sleep in your piss

    BOOM


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    opie1988
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    Why would having a good night gambling give you the desire to sleep in a pool of another mans urine?

    After a big score, I typically like to enjoy a nice meal, hit up a strip club, etc....

    But win or lose, I always prefer to sleep devoid of anyone's urine. Even my own if possible.
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    lakerboy
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    are those the type of amounts you bet?

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    Emily_Haines
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    Quote Originally Posted by lakerboy View Post
    are those the type of amounts you bet?
    yeah at 3 sites

    I don't play like Brock

    I make 1%, 2%, 3% of my balance as bet sizes

    Earlier in the season I will bet more when I have bigger edge

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    BigDeem5
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    Grats Haines.

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    Emily_Haines

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    MoneyLineDawg
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    I'll sleep in yours if you sleep in mine

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    tony_come
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    Wtf????

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    Are we allowed to drink it?

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    nice win sir

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    If you go drinking with bcatswin this will most likely happen.
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    bradthebloke
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    makes sense, he already sleeps with his shat on another mans cawk

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    ZetaPsi808
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    is this the same poster that claimed to bet 300k on college sports?


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    I have never heard such a phrase but ok

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    Mikeyanks23
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    Wtf


    so i hot for a few hundo on an exacta yesterday. So i now want to get a tape worm nd sleep with bedbugs.

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    What happened to that billion dollar bet on Gino?

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    Mitchell88
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    So you want to sleep in piss because you won $430? Thats either extreme or you just needed a wild thread title so that people would look

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    he just needs attention since mommy wont give it to him

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    good call emily

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    I,m confused.

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    Oh no Emily is off her meds again!!

    Time to call the Department of Mental Health!!

    Emily stopped taking her meds.

    She wants to sleep in piss!!

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    Still confused!

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    Off her meds! Off her meds! That child,s in the Twilight Zone!

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    opie1988
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    This is nothing.

    When Emily loses.......he wants to play in your feces!

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    That could get ugly not to mention smelly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily_Haines View Post
    BOOM

    very strange. are you a man or a woman?

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    MUHerd37
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    Emily whoring for attention.

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    reminds me of..


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    Well now, I don,t know about that!!

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    Well piss person Emily why don't you post your plays???

    So we can all benefit from the piss!!

    Sorry couldn't resists!! lmfao hahahaha

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    captrobey
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    Hey-That looks like piss. Go and smell it.

    Yes it smells like Piss.

    Hey - feel it

    Yes it feels like piss

    Hey-you better taste it

    Yes it tastes like piss

    Wow-Good thing we did not step in it


    (Also works with poo)

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    broadway6
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    I thought you would prefer to sleep in my Campbell's Chicken and Noodle or Chicken and Stars soup.

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    Now we having good time you bet!

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    Might be the oddest post I've ever seen... I can't even imagine what you'd request if you won 2 Gs


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    Quote Originally Posted by boeing power View Post
    If you go drinking with bcatswin this will most likely happen.

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