Post them here! Here's one of my personal favs. Bassmaster in defense of his "wife" being his avatar.

Quote Originally Posted by bassmaster View Post
sorry to disappoint you sir but it so certainly is 100% her. My only dilema was with my name either was going to be ass master but decided last minute for bassmaster due to my hobby being #1 but it was a close call (lol) the best part is she loves fishing and met her at a bass pro convention. After 9 months of fishing with her I sank the hook and married her. Totally true story