I said your Brother and Reverend Buzzy comes before ya a humble man! The Lord ah has humbled ah your right reverend and brotha ah! Oh Sweet Jesus! On mah own I have failed. I am a failure ah on mah own ah! Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy! But, my dear chilin, you all know that with the Heavens on our side we are five n 0! Can I have an Amen? I said with the heavenly lock we have never lost!!!! Oh sweet Jesus!
(Brother Profits falls to his knees in prayer, tears streaming down his cheeks. He has an angelic glow about him. Brother Diogee is playin' the tambourine with wreckless abadon as Brother Pete pounds the back of the pew, drumming along to the tune that Brother Hawaii is playin' on the piano!)
I ask you to belive, dear childrahn! I ask you to put your faith ah in Jesus ah and the heavenly lock ah that I have brought to ya! For five times a heavenly lock has been revealed and on 5 occasions ah we have succeeded! Oh GLORY! Glory on high!
(Brother Hawaii, pounds the ivories to the tune of "I shall not be moved." Brother Treece is running in place and screaming "Hosana!")
My Brothaz and Sistahz, I give you, through the heavenly vision I received during mah sweet hour of prayer, the Denver Nuggets plus 2 an' a half for the firs' half! I give you the Nuggets!!!!!
Join me now! Let us lift our voices together in great accolade, triumph n respek:
I shall not be
I shall not be mooooooved!
I shall not beee!
I shall not be moooved!
Jus' like ah tree
Das planten by da waaaaaaahahhhhhhteeeeeeerrrrrrrrr!
I shall not beeeeeeee moooooooooooooovvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeddddd!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN! !!!!