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My dear Brothaz n Sistahs I come before ya a humble man!
I said I come before ya as a humble and a broken man! Oh Lordy! I come before ya as one who has been broken! I have ah been through ah the valley ah of the shadah ah death ah! But I know, my sweeet and all knowin' ah Almighty Jesus ah will deliver me!
(The Reverend Buzzy is wiping his head with his handkerchief as Brother LT Profits rises to his feet in the front row and begins to pump his fists in the air. Brother Sportsnut is shouting "Praise Jesus`` repeatedly. Brother Ryan is clapping his hands and running in place.)
My dearly beloved, I have been in prayer! I have been up on that holy mountain ah prayer ah! I have a revelation ah!!! I said I have a revelation ah! But I want ya to thank Jesus for the viktry now ah as an act of faith ah! I said thank the dear Lord Jesus now ah!
(Brother Diogee picks up the bass guitar as brother Pete tickles the ivories to the tune of Lean on Me)
Yes, chillin, we gotta lean on Jesus ah! Look at your Brother Diogee ah! Do you believe in miracles ah? I said do you believe? The man has never played the guitar yet Jesus has given him the gift here n now ah so surely he will give us that heavenly lock tonight ah!
(Brother Hawaii n brother Junkyard Dog shout Amen!)
Thank you Jesus for your ah blessin' ah! Thank you Jesus!
(Brother Profits is sobbing face first on the floor and Brother Crayzee lays hands on him and prays for a blessing).
My children, I give you that heavenly glorious lock here n now ah! I give you the under 91 and a half points ah, oh sweet Jesus ah, in the first half ah of the Pistons/76ers game tonight ah! I said, put it all on the under in the first half ah! PUT IT ALL ON THE UNDER AH! Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy!
Join me now, brothaz n sistahz!
Lean on me! When you're not stroooooonnnng n I'll be your friend! I'll help you carrrrryyy ooooonnn for, it won't be longg till I'm a gonna need ah, somebody to leaaaaaaaannnn on!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEENNN! Thank you, Jesus! thank you, sweet Jesus!
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Get that Shit Buzzy...under for the game. Didn't even look at the 1H but I love that line as well.
Originally Posted by WestsidePete
I needed that Shit bad...now I need under for the game. 2nd quarter was more like the game I expected.
