Guys what's happening here is that the NBEA front office knows
one of their most precious rock star teams, OKC, is in jeopardy of
not making their post-season tournament. This is a legitimate threat
to front-office revenues. OKC must make the playoffs.
Last night, Westbrook, with his plastic face guard,
(ooo's and aahh's) - "don't touch this" !
was granted 20 free throws. one player. If anyone's little finger
approaches within a 24-inch high-frequency tesla shield
surrounding the black porcelain visage of Ms. Westbrook, NBEA
front-office security guards (a.k.a. "officials") will immediately stop play
and place La Diva to the Charity Stripe.
I repeat, OKC MUST make the playoffs.
Another facet here is the the blue-collar, pedestrian workaholic team
known as the Chicago Bulls is just not sexy without Ms. Rose playing.
It would be "more better" from the lips of NBEA grand wizard Silver for
the Cavs to win the #1 going in. Stickier headlines. Chattier.
So let's make sure we're on the right side of this tonight.
Prime Time ~ OKC is the play.