So I went to a bar yesterday and decided to smash a parlay on our shytty local bookie, while drinking.

New Orleans (+6,5) @ 1.80
Chicago-Philadelphia UNDER 193,5 @ 1,80
Clippers-Detroit 1 @ 1,10
LeBron James UNDER 26,5 points @ 1,80
Indiana (+2,5) @ 1,67

I'm not trusting these guys till the end of the regular season...