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    Quote Originally Posted by solman View Post
    Mom/Dad I am a fictional writer on SBRFORUM.COM. Oh my son, we are so proud of you. You finally made it! Yep and my degree from DUKE University is finally paying off. No more delivering pizzas Mom and Dad! I made it to the bigtime!
    If you're going to be the town crier.. please get the facts straight.. I didn't go to Duke. I went to Boston College.. I said I had my IQ clocked at Duke.. 154 the results were in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAnthony View Post
    No! No NFL plays, NBA only. That's what I agreed to. And also I won't accept money from and won't pay to Megatron, I wan't this between us, I don't have anything against him. We can still make it a 3 person contest, but you will have compare final record with each of us separately.
    Fine, NBA plays only. You vs. Me... I'll compete with him separately. Look for my Contest thread tomm..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bjb7223 View Post
    Sammy I think you're a homosexual.
    uh...obviously you haven't been following Mr. Sunshine. He has a smoking bride and picks up strange women from the blackjack tables without even trying!

    sammy- do you think you could write a guide for us outlining how you have such great success with women?
    im a fairly good looking dude in his 20s but I've never picked up any strange from a blackjack table. Teach us your ways you Sunshine Lothario!

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    Let's see a pic of you in Cali.

    how about a pic of your betting slips?

    once I see those I will believe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    Let's see a pic of you in Cali.

    how about a pic of your betting slips?

    once I see those I will believe.

    LMAO!!!

    You have a better shot of winning the lottery than seeing this clown's betting slips!

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    I have to finish not one but two stories before I unleash my play of the night! When we last left off I was in Vanessa's Lexus fogging up the tinted windows at the high rate. Our kiss really was spectacular and poignant. I told Dawn the whole truth this morning if you all didn't read my morning post. Anyway we finally got back on the main road and headed to Reno. I was shy beyond reproach, and let her do all the talking.. She went on to deliberately fill me in on her darling dud of a husband.. Turns out she's from Arizona, Scottsdale to be exact, her hubby is a big time attorney in their town and of course works way too much.. she came here alone to get away from her life. I felt for her at that moment simply because she is a nice woman and really needs and deserves a goodhearted loving husband. She wants to leave him but as per the usual, they have children together and doesn't want to break up the family unit. She pulls into this shady, seductive little hole in the wall just off the interstate.. Now I don't know whats going to happen once we glide through that red barrel door..but for now. I'm willing to find out.. We walk in and there are 2 people total in the joint. She walks to a booth way in the back, we sit side by side in the green fake leather booth. Now I know I'm bad and doing the wrong thing but I cant help it. The cute waitress comes over and asks if we want something from the bar. I order for both of us.. 2 martinis on the rocks with a twist. My lower extremities are so excited I cant sit still, I've never been this enthusiastic about a rendezvous. I push her golden blond locks away from her ears and leaned in and told her what I want to do to her. She shook a little in her seat like Lucy did making those chocolates back in the day. She poured her hands down around my lower torso and I was in hog heaven. The drinks came promptly and we drank them ever so slightly to the tunes of ABBA playing in the background. Dancing Queen was her favorite ABBA song so of course I said.. lets dance... I took her right hand in mine and we danced our little hearts out. I never shucked and jived so much since I won the hula hoop contest back in Cedar Falls Idaho back in the 1983. I felt alive.. I felt energized.. I felt like I wanted to make love to this chick. She rubbed me from the front then back like Tina Tuner only knows how. I went to the restroom to wipe the ever growing sweat pellets off my fat face and to look my self straight in the mirror. I wanted to tell her I cant go the distance with you. I walked out to Vanessa and told her I really need to get back to the hotel. She tossed and turned and didn't like what I had to say but as I was pissing away my troubles I knew I couldn't go through with it. We didn't say 3 words on the way back to the hotel.. 3 words were.. " get out putz" as I walked in the casino I knew my days of flirting were over..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly-Pride33 View Post
    I have to finish not one but two stories before I unleash my play of the night! When we last left off I was in Vanessa's Lexus fogging up the tinted windows at the high rate. Our kiss really was spectacular and poignant. I told Dawn the whole truth this morning if you all didn't read my morning post. Anyway we finally got back on the main road and headed to Reno. I was shy beyond reproach, and let her do all the talking.. She went on to deliberately fill me in on her darling dud of a husband.. Turns out she's from Arizona, Scottsdale to be exact, her hubby is a big time attorney in their town and of course works way too much.. she came here alone to get away from her life. I felt for her at that moment simply because she is a nice woman and really needs and deserves a goodhearted loving husband. She wants to leave him but as per the usual, they have children together and doesn't want to break up the family unit. She pulls into this shady, seductive little hole in the wall just off the interstate.. Now I don't know whats going to happen once we glide through that red barrel door..but for now. I'm willing to find out.. We walk in and there are 2 people total in the joint. She walks to a booth way in the back, we sit side by side in the green fake leather booth. Now I know I'm bad and doing the wrong thing but I cant help it. The cute waitress comes over and asks if we want something from the bar. I order for both of us.. 2 martinis on the rocks with a twist. My lower extremities are so excited I cant sit still, I've never been this enthusiastic about a rendezvous. I push her golden blond locks away from her ears and leaned in and told her what I want to do to her. She shook a little in her seat like Lucy did making those chocolates back in the day. She poured her hands down around my lower torso and I was in hog heaven. The drinks came promptly and we drank them ever so slightly to the tunes of ABBA playing in the background. Dancing Queen was her favorite ABBA song so of course I said.. lets dance... I took her right hand in mine and we danced our little hearts out. I never shucked and jived so much since I won the hula hoop contest back in Cedar Falls Idaho back in the 1983. I felt alive.. I felt energized.. I felt like I wanted to make love to this chick. She rubbed me from the front then back like Tina Tuner only knows how. I went to the restroom to wipe the ever growing sweat pellets off my fat face and to look my self straight in the mirror. I wanted to tell her I cant go the distance with you. I walked out to Vanessa and told her I really need to get back to the hotel. She tossed and turned and didn't like what I had to say but as I was pissing away my troubles I knew I couldn't go through with it. We didn't say 3 words on the way back to the hotel.. 3 words were.. " get out putz" as I walked in the casino I knew my days of flirting were over..
    Nice story Philly!

    What are you on today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAnthony View Post
    No! No NFL plays, NBA only. That's what I agreed to. And also I won't accept money from and won't pay to Megatron, I wan't this between us, I don't have anything against him. We can still make it a 3 person contest, but you will have compare final record with each of us separately.
    I know you want SAMMY all to yourself but I'm trying to make this party a minajatwa....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mpaschal34 View Post
    let's see a pic of you in cali.

    How about a pic of your betting slips?

    Once i see those i will believe.
    i think we all know thats not gonna happen. We have already crossed that bridge and that ship has sailed

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    Quote Originally Posted by thevault13 View Post
    Nice story Philly!

    What are you on today?
    BEING NICE NOW FOR THE FADE? He won't win tonight picking out of two games. I'm fading double my original amount no matter what it is

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    Schizophrenia is a mental disorder that makes it hard to: Tell the difference between what is real and not real; Think clearly; Have normal emotional responses; Act normally in social situations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thevault13 View Post
    Nice story Philly!

    What are you on today?

    Prozac...


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    Quote Originally Posted by GT21Megatron View Post
    BEING NICE NOW FOR THE FADE? He won't win tonight picking out of two games. I'm fading double my original amount no matter what it is
    Didn't even read the story, if I wanted to read a story I wouldn't be reading Airboys.
    But yes the fade material.
    Wonder what he is doing in Cali?
    Usually his picks are up well before this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thevault13 View Post
    didn't even read the story, if i wanted to read a story i wouldn't be reading airboys.
    But yes the fade material.
    Wonder what he is doing in cali?
    Usually his picks are up well before this.
    i can only imagine. Probably involves thumb wrestling hulk hogan over a glass of 50 year old wine from the grapes of avalon

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    I'm on my way to Spago with my wife's family so here's my Play for the night.. UNDER 211.5 Denver- OKC for $ 3,200 dollars Sammy has left the area...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly-Pride33 View Post
    I'm on my way to Spago with my wife's family so here's my Play for the night.. UNDER 211.5 Denver- OKC for $ 3,200 dollars Sammy has left the area...
    Well there is a positive with your choice.
    We can both win!
    I locked in my over at 210.5, BOL sunshine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thevault13 View Post
    Well there is a positive with your choice.
    We can both win!
    I locked in my over at 210.5, BOL sunshine.
    Good luck Vault!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly-Pride33 View Post
    I have to finish not one but two stories before I unleash my play of the night! When we last left off I was in Vanessa's Lexus fogging up the tinted windows at the high rate. Our kiss really was spectacular and poignant. I told Dawn the whole truth this morning if you all didn't read my morning post. Anyway we finally got back on the main road and headed to Reno. I was shy beyond reproach, and let her do all the talking.. She went on to deliberately fill me in on her darling dud of a husband.. Turns out she's from Arizona, Scottsdale to be exact, her hubby is a big time attorney in their town and of course works way too much.. she came here alone to get away from her life. I felt for her at that moment simply because she is a nice woman and really needs and deserves a goodhearted loving husband. She wants to leave him but as per the usual, they have children together and doesn't want to break up the family unit. She pulls into this shady, seductive little hole in the wall just off the interstate.. Now I don't know whats going to happen once we glide through that red barrel door..but for now. I'm willing to find out.. We walk in and there are 2 people total in the joint. She walks to a booth way in the back, we sit side by side in the green fake leather booth. Now I know I'm bad and doing the wrong thing but I cant help it. The cute waitress comes over and asks if we want something from the bar. I order for both of us.. 2 martinis on the rocks with a twist. My lower extremities are so excited I cant sit still, I've never been this enthusiastic about a rendezvous. I push her golden blond locks away from her ears and leaned in and told her what I want to do to her. She shook a little in her seat like Lucy did making those chocolates back in the day. She poured her hands down around my lower torso and I was in hog heaven. The drinks came promptly and we drank them ever so slightly to the tunes of ABBA playing in the background. Dancing Queen was her favorite ABBA song so of course I said.. lets dance... I took her right hand in mine and we danced our little hearts out. I never shucked and jived so much since I won the hula hoop contest back in Cedar Falls Idaho back in the 1983. I felt alive.. I felt energized.. I felt like I wanted to make love to this chick. She rubbed me from the front then back like Tina Tuner only knows how. I went to the restroom to wipe the ever growing sweat pellets off my fat face and to look my self straight in the mirror. I wanted to tell her I cant go the distance with you. I walked out to Vanessa and told her I really need to get back to the hotel. She tossed and turned and didn't like what I had to say but as I was pissing away my troubles I knew I couldn't go through with it. We didn't say 3 words on the way back to the hotel.. 3 words were.. " get out putz" as I walked in the casino I knew my days of flirting were over..
    you hit that sammy.....just admit it

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    Snapshot of ticket?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Karate View Post
    you hit that sammy.....just admit it
    Tommy... nope.. i love my wife!

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    They will slow down in 2nd half take the under

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    Quote Originally Posted by 16johnnymac View Post
    They will slow down in 2nd half take the under
    I doubt it, Durant is about to go the 5th gear to try and get OKC the win

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly-Pride33 View Post
    I'm on my way to Spago with my wife's family so here's my Play for the night.. UNDER 211.5 Denver- OKC for $ 3,200 dollars Sammy has left the area...


    Sammy won again!!!! that's 5 in a row.. 5-0 last five in my NBA... guys that are fading me... wow i feel awful.. guys that follow me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GT21Megatron View Post
    BEING NICE NOW FOR THE FADE? He won't win tonight picking out of two games. I'm fading double my original amount no matter what it is


    Ouch.. guess this guy never learns... its MY NBA...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly-Pride33 View Post
    Ouch.. guess this guy never learns... its MY NBA... [/U][/I][/B][/SIZE]
    Nice call. You only play one game per night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by humbleyouth View Post
    Nice call. You only play one game per night?
    Hey Humble, I wanted to stop by your thread to welcome you here and say great job so far! I play 1 or 2 plays a night..all depending on my gut and how I feel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philly-Pride33 View Post
    Hey Humble, I wanted to stop by your thread to welcome you here and say great job so far! I play 1 or 2 plays a night..all depending on my gut and how I feel.
    You're welcome.

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