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    pouyasophy
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    D-Flop says he needs more touches...

    D-Flop, a guy who falls down on every play and has made a career from flopping and shooting free throws in the most fixed NBA final ever (06), says he needs more touches after failing to make layups, jump shots, and continually turning the ball over all series.

    Hey Lebron, if you would've gone to Chicago, it would've been not 1, not 2, not 3....

    but in Miami, it's gonna be just 1

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    Mac4Lyfe
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    DWade the flopper looks like a 50 year old SG that can't shoot at the local ymca. Ankle braces, knee braces, elbow sleeves, reeking of Ben Gay rub smell. The only thing missing is some stickem on his fingers and a back brace. He is like all the other SGs before him that got old but never learned how to develop a jumpshot. He's totally worthless out there now because he's self checked on the floor. He can only get points by faking the flop and hope the refs call a BS foul. The Pacers now know that they can lay off of him and clog up driving lanes because no one is concerned with him making shots. He can't even make FT's consistently now (60%).

    Sure he needs more touches.... Bench pine touches. Oft-injured Mike Miller looks like MJ compared to this clown.

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    R.P. McMurphy
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    And what does L-Flop have to say bout this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by R.P. McMurphy View Post
    And what does L-Flop have to say bout this?
    "You taught me how to flop and in return you promised you'd do better than this....I didn't come out here for one ring muhfukka!"

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