2003- Cleveland gets 1st pick and drafts hometown superhero LeBron.
2004- The Magic get next great big man since Shaq, Dwight Howard. Wait Shaq played for the Magic.
2005- Of course Milwaukee gets this pick there's no superstars in this draft! (Pick was Andrew Bogut).
2006- Or course Toronto gets this pick there's no superstars in this draft! (Pick was Andrea Bargnani).
2007 - They didn't know if Seattle was even going to still have a team
2008- Bulls with a 0.17% chance to draft hometown hero Derrick Rose.
2009- Dunking FREAK goes to big market LA.
2010- Wizards lose their star PG in Gilbert Arenas due to the gun issues, but no worries you'll get John Wall.
2011- Sorry LeBron left you guys but no worries you'll get Irving.
2012 - Well we own the Hornets, how can we get someone to buy this damn team?? (Anthony Davis)
2013- Sorry about Dwight Orlando, here go draft Noel.
2014- Hey Toronto, you guys wanna draft hometown hero Andrew Wiggins??