[Ratzz]

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/s...kle-sprain-flu

fakk.. this sucks.. i really wanted to see how the Lakers would perform in successive games..
minus the hog.. i wanted to show that they would move the ball and do great, likely lead wire-to-wire

but i KNEW he would never permit his team to keep winning without him, or he would be exposed..

i LOVE that he added the FLU to today's game.. (really most creative, i must say)
hmm.. i w-o-o-o-o-nder where he caught it.. or how.. *seems odd nobody else has it, only Kobe..
65˚ degrees in LA. (very strange. perhaps poor immunity)

if anybody wants to watch Princess Diva act tonight.. it should be good..

oh, and it's win-win for Kobe, and lose-lose for the Lakers..

if Lakers lose..
"well, c'mon dude.. he's got like.. one-leg, AND the Flu-bird, man..it's a miraclo he played at all!!, ya-Ahh!!.

if Kobe wins..
"Kobe willed his team to victory, all by himself, overcoming what appear to be insurmountable
physical obstacles.. yet again, in the history of human kind, like feats have never been accomplished, Ladies and Gentlemen, we are watching history itself before our eyes."

what specifically to watch for in tonight's game by Princess Diva

1) laying down on the court, especially next to bench. towel covering head

2) heavy breathing.. during play pause

3) ankle grabbing+wincing combo after missed shots or bad turnover

4) very slow getting up, will never get up by himself, will wait for player to come over, then make him wait.

5) if he makes a shot and is fouled, will also be certain to follow through the tumble to embellish, milking the NBA's most gullible fan-base

enjoy!

[bjb7223]

[R.P. McMurphy]

This just in Kobe popped a hemorrhoid wiping to hard... bet ya did'nt know that one Ratzz

[ShogunRua]

what specifically to watch for in tonight's game by Princess Diva

1) laying down on the court, especially next to bench. towel covering head

2) heavy breathing.. during play pause

3) ankle grabbing+wincing combo after missed shots or bad turnover

4) very slow getting up, will never get up by himself, will wait for player to come over, then make him wait.

5) if he makes a shot and is fouled, will also be certain to follow through the tumble to embellish, milking the NBA's most gullible fan-base

enjoy!

[Ratzz]

i think Kobe fans should show up all dressed in black, with bouquets of yellow Roses...he should be canonized, really.. some kind of day off on his Birthday.. i don't think the city of Los Angeles has really done enough for Kobe

[R.P. McMurphy]

Kobe was just spotted at a Fat Burger packing away a greasy lunch he should have acid reflux by game time

[upscope]

If it wasn't already established this post here pretty much sealed your 'most pathetic desperate poster' on the forum award.

Do yourself a favor & stop punishing yourself. It's really embarrassing. I'm starting to feel bad for ya~

[SwisherSweet420]

hater thread haha

[R.P. McMurphy]

With or without Mamba the Lakers should win tonight and crush Ratzz's day.

[Spoon19xx]

No one cares as much about Kobe as you do I wish he knew that a special sbr forum poster admires his every move

[Joe Dogs]

Hope its not the Asian flu.

[Ratzz]

Hope its not the Asian flu.

ESPN has officially announced that KOBE IS OUT.

which means that it is now 100% certain that Princess Diva is playing.

[upscope]

ESPN has officially announced that KOBE IS OUT.

which means that it is now 100% certain that Princess Diva is playing.

In/out it's irrelevant Lakers win tonight on home floor vs bad Kings team whether Kobe plays or not. Another sleepless night for Rat.

[Sport_Fish]

IF Kobe and Lakers some how win the title this year...is this guy going to commit suicide?

[Ratzz]

IF Kobe and Lakers some how win the title this year...is this guy going to commit suicide?

relax. the NBA is a soap opera... it's a stupid TV show... everybody knows what it is..this is all just senseless stupid fun...