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    Bet Your Entire Bankroll On The Heat

    If Lebron and Super Team / Team USA / Heat don't win by double digits it is a total choke job. Lakers have a 33 year old man carrying an entire team. I've never started one thread about betting, and I'm saying take Team USA. Kobe is only one man, he can't beat a super team on his own.

    LOL heat 3 1/2 should be 13 1/2. If Lebron and super team can't win by at least 15 it should be counted as a loss.

    Hopefully he can stuff a stat page the last few minutes, and bail on the last 5 seconds of the game so people with no idea about sports can post charts to show he's clutch. Look at this percentage in last 5 minutes!!!!! Means everything. Don't take into account any other information.
    Last edited by darkhat; 03-04-12 at 10:24 AM.

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    Okay, all in.

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    Haven't checked every site, but think there's an error on betislands.. Heat should be -2500 money line, but listed more like -160 HAHAHHA. If Kobe pulls this off Lebron should retire from basketball and get a job plowing fields.

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    Wade and Bosh will probably be out, there is no injuries in the Lakers, the lakers are at home and have been winning with an average of 10 points at home, while miami only get 6 away. Miami just lost to Utah, the game and the ATS. Lakes are coming for a revenge. All in?

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    Miami Heat have a Canadian in their starting 5. How are they team USA?

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    Like the lakers +4 and the under

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    Quote Originally Posted by probettor1 View Post
    Wade and Bosh will probably be out, there is no injuries in the Lakers, the lakers are at home and have been winning with an average of 10 points at home, while miami only get 6 away. Miami just lost to Utah, the game and the ATS. Lakes are coming for a revenge. All in?

    LOL if lebron or wade had half of kobe's injuries they would have not played half the season. Kobe has the highest threshold for pain in the NBA. Rarely misses time and is 55 years old in basketball years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by probettor1 View Post
    Wade and Bosh will probably be out, there is no injuries in the Lakers, the lakers are at home and have been winning with an average of 10 points at home, while miami only get 6 away. Miami just lost to Utah, the game and the ATS. Lakes are coming for a revenge. All in?
    what r u talkign about Wade will be out? he is fine!

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    So the lakers have no be else???? Artest is pretty darn good lock down defender and Bynum is an all star

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    Artest is terrible this year. Bynum is a hit or miss.

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    Why would Wade be out?

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    If Wade is out yet kobe is still playing with facemask I will lose respect for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    Artest is terrible this year. Bynum is a hit or miss.
    agree guy is totally useless offensively, he's like Kurt Thomas but refuses to stop shooting

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    If there was ever a time I'd feel comfortable betting my entire BR - it would be on the Heat.

    And if they lose, I'd learn my lesson =)

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    Dude you are either crazy or this is one of those reverse karma threads. Miami should be favored by 13.5 at LA? They wouldn't even be favored by that many at home and u think they will win by that much on the road? If the Lakers were getting 13.5 points I am sure 98% of the money would be on the Lakers. Miami just lost to Utah in Utah. Lakers have a better chance to win this game straight up then Miami has of winning by 14. Btw that 33 year old you are talking about is still one of the best in the nba. The Lakers also have Bynum and Gasol, ever heard of them? They might not cover today but to say Miami is a lock and should be -13.5 is a joke.

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    If Bosh does not play the Lakers will dominate inside, plus Wade is washed up with a bad ankle

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    Post your all in ticket

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    Kobe 28.8 points per game, 5.9 rebounds per game, 4.9 assists and a PER over 24. Is this the guys that you think we should go against, all in? When you say all in you meant your last 20 dollars in your bankroll? If so, you might be totally right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by probettor1 View Post
    Kobe 28.8 points per game, 5.9 rebounds per game, 4.9 assists and a PER over 24. Is this the guys that you think we should go against, all in? When you say all in you meant your last 20 dollars in your bankroll? If so, you might be totally right.
    I actually have a real job. I do it for fun to pass time while I'm at work for the most part.. I spend way more money on alcohol every night.

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    Didnt this super team just lose to a 17-19 Utah team? they r not Super. I call them CHOKERS

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    I actually have a real job. I do it for fun to pass time while I'm at work for the most part.. I spend way more money on alcohol every night.
    Dont take it personal, I know we are all trying to have some fun here.

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    I'm not, and everyone here pretty much knows I hate Lebron more than anything. Even more than Eli Manning.

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    But Vegas min bet is 5.00 so u will need a few more quarters to go all in buddy

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    Lebron is not to be hated too much, his problem apparently is that he does not respond well under a lot of stress like during the last playoff games other wise he is to be respected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    I actually have a real job. I do it for fun to pass time while I'm at work for the most part.. I spend way more money on alcohol every night.
    I hope you are betting only 2 dollars per night or That you are drinking Diva Vodka, spluch tequila or chateau latife otherwise your odds of messing up your live will be a little higher that the average.

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    i spend around 400 to 500 a week drinking at bars. Seriously, which is decently more than anything I gamble. I drink vodka, but a vodka tonic etc is like 12 bucks a drink, If I even drink like 4 or 5 plus some shots.. or buy any friend a drink, it's well over a 100 buck night.
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    All in ... 10.50

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    is Bosh out?

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    On the Lakers +2.5 in a big parlay with the Nets. Sorry bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darkhat View Post
    If Lebron and Super Team / Team USA / Heat don't win by double digits it is a total choke job. Lakers have a 33 year old man carrying an entire team. I've never started one thread about betting, and I'm saying take Team USA. Kobe is only one man, he can't beat a super team on his own.

    LOL heat 3 1/2 should be 13 1/2. If Lebron and super team can't win by at least 15 it should be counted as a loss.

    Hopefully he can stuff a stat page the last few minutes, and bail on the last 5 seconds of the game so people with no idea about sports can post charts to show he's clutch. Look at this percentage in last 5 minutes!!!!! Means everything. Don't take into account any other information.



    So in other words, Lakers +3 is the play?

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    500 dollars per week drinking? OMG, If I could afford to spend that much gambling would probably be so ******* rich. When I was betting 1 game per week I had a streak of 12 games, and another of 8. Including plays with the underdog. How much money is a parlay of 12 with a line around +100, starting with 500? over 1 million baby. I would bet martingales/parleys with my favorates athletes, jon jones, jose aldo, wayweather, Roy halladay drinking 20 dollars bottle vodka talking shit with my losers friends here in forum and ....
    Any way the chances of you spending 500 per weeks for real in bars are pretty low, as 99% of us lie here and 99% of the people cant afford to throw away that amount of money. I only believe copy and paste.

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    We don't need to argue it, but it is very realistic because I don't save any money. Spend my paycheck weekly. So as long as I'm making a normal paycheck it's not far fetched. But oh well, I wish it wasn't true. Actually sad, not impressive lol.

    btw: I wouldn't but I am single and have no kids or anything. So i just blow my money. Also go to a bar in NYC and buy a round of like 4 shots for you and a few friends, drink for a few hours and you'll spend over 100 every time.
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    Funny ass sh!t.

    Already a hate thread, and the game didn't even start yet. Good way to cover you flaming, by saying if they don't win by 15+ it should be a loss.


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    Miami is that good

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    darkhat come to my house, I have a nice bar and some bettors friends hanging out, I'll get you drunk for 10 bucks and we can bet 90 dollars per night, I guaranttee that at some point your bankroll will grow like crazy. We can start betting against you picks.

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