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    Count Shipula
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    Count Shipula Bashes the Bookieman...NBA style

    Greetings, Friends. Count Shipula here. Perhaps you already know me from my NHL and NCAAB threads. I've enjoyed reading many of your posts. Indeed, SBR carries far more than it's market share of the most handsome & intelligent posters both domestic and abroad.

    I have $1k devoted to NBA betting and making us money. Now lets get started, shall we?

    Boston/Chicago UNDER 180.5
    lay 55 to win 50

    gl my friends....muahahaha...

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    Lol
    Last edited by Lockitup1x; 02-16-12 at 04:29 PM.

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    I do concur, Count Chalkula would make a fine name, indeed. Blessed is he who nabbeth

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    such a distinguished gentleman among us mortals may i say. rooting for you, Count.

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    the count is back!!

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    Good luck, thanks for referring to me in your intro.

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    I am hereby shutting down the NHL and NCAAB threads, merging bankrolls to $3k and posting alll plays here.

    LUNT101, if your avatar ladyfriend was snapped bathing at one of our Vegas resorts, I would like to drive over and towel her off.

    more from deep within the Shipula Vault:

    Lafayette/Denver UNDER 133 lay 165 to win 150
    FIU/Little Rock UNDER 127 lay 165 to win 150
    NY Isles/St Louis OVER 5 -110 lay 165 to win 150
    NBA Chicago/Boston lay 165 total to win 150
    round robin the 2's, 10 bucks a leg

    gl my friends...

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    welcome to the forums count


    BOL with your plays

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    Who's ghost are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by firehoyt View Post
    Who's ghost are you?
    Greetings, Hoyt. Shipula here.

    Your metaphoric styling is most impeccable

    Count Shipula rolled the evil bookieman for a small bundle tonite, and I am celebrating with $3 blackjack at the Fiesta Henderson as we speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by byronbb View Post
    the count is back!!


    byron, I dedicate the Isles/Blues winner to you, buddy

    5-1 blues, but the ignorant bookieman priced that total like nobody saw it coming...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Count Shipula View Post
    I am hereby shutting down the NHL and NCAAB threads, merging bankrolls to $3k and posting alll plays here.

    LUNT101, if your avatar ladyfriend was snapped bathing at one of our Vegas resorts, I would like to drive over and towel her off.

    more from deep within the Shipula Vault:

    Lafayette/Denver UNDER 133 lay 165 to win 150
    FIU/Little Rock UNDER 127 lay 165 to win 150
    NY Isles/St Louis OVER 5 -110 lay 165 to win 150
    NBA Chicago/Boston lay 165 total to win 150
    round robin the 2's, 10 bucks a leg

    gl my friends...

    Late in the night...while many of you quietly slept, Count Shipula was out bashing the evil bookieman.


    +336 last night, the shipula vault up to $3336


    Give the Count a break on FIU, those murky floodplains surrounding Little Rock are soiled with hypercontaminants & disease...can drive a bball team to cabin fever. You think Isaiah Thomas back in the day ever imagined coaching a lowly Sun Belt game at stately Little Rock? I guess anything's possible in Clinton territory...


    Friday from the Shipula Files:

    Milwaukee/Orlando UNDER 192
    Denver +4 at Memphis
    Princeton/Columbia UNDER 122
    Montreal/Buffalo UNDER 5 +120
    all bets to win 150 plus round robin the 2's for 10 bucks


    gl my friends, and LETS SHIPULATE

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    I think I love you

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    a late Shipula addition:

    NBA Dallas/Philly OVER 179.5 to win 150

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    Greetings everyone, Count Shipula here.

    Last night hit Denver +4 and Bucks/Magic UNDER 192 but lost the other 3 plays

    -213 on the night, the shipula vault is at $3123


    Saturday from the Shipula Files:

    NJ Nets/Chicago UNDER 188.5
    Maryland/Virginia OVER 121
    Georgia Tech/Virginia Tech OVER 120
    La. Lafayette +6
    Marshall/SMU OVER 118
    La. Monroe/Denver UNDER 126.5
    FIU/Arkansas State UNDER 127
    Troy +3

    all bets lay 110 to win 100
    round robin the 2's for 7 bucks each


    GL my friends and LETS SHIPULATE
    Last edited by Count Shipula; 02-18-12 at 11:29 AM.

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    Nebraska +3.5
    Ohio State/Michigan OVER 124.5
    bet 110 to win 100 each


    SMU's offense is so bad. Why can't a nice school in Dallas attract players who can shoot?
    This team coudn't score if they lowered the hoop to half staff in honor of Whitney Houston

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    add 100 bucks to FIU/Ark State UNDER 127
    100 bucks Troy +5.5

    ...and Shipula's late-nite NHL special:
    Calgary/LA Kings OVER 5 +130 lay 150

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    Greetings Everyon,e Count Shipula here.


    Shipula took a ghastly beat with a big bet on Troy losing by 12 in OT last night to go 5-8 on the day @ -461


    Thanks to Troy, the betting line was meaningless in all 13 games.


    $2662 in the vault, and the latest from the Shipula Files:


    Celtics/Pistons UNDER 181
    Purdue +5 vs Michigan State
    NHL Buffalo +110 vs Pittsburgh
    all bets to win 150 and round robin the 2's 10 bucks each


    gl my friends, and as usual LETS SHIPULATE

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    NY KNicks +2.5 vs Dallas
    lay 110 to win 100


    LETS SHIPULATE

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    Knicks - WINNER
    Buffalo - WINNER
    Purdooo - LOSER & WTF


    Shipula raising stakes:

    adding c note to Celtics/Pistons UNDER 181
    lay 275 total to win 250


    Shipula's confidence unflappable...10% of bankroll on this game


    2.5 hrs to gametime means we are experiencing PRE-SHIPULATION, SOON TO BE FULL-BLOWN CASH KING


    gl my friends...

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    Greetings everyone, Count Shipula here.


    As expected, Shipula ripped the books via Celtics/Pistons last night. The total combined points eclipsed the betting line by 4 pts, maybe next time your bookieman will smarten up and not make such careless mistakes. 181 was indeed a most ridiculous number.


    A quick Shipula Snapshot from your friends here at the Shipula Files:

    W-L Record: 13-11
    Amt Bet: $3946
    Amt Won: +$19
    Bankroll: $3019


    These numbers reflect a nightmarishly bad beat with Troy 2 days ago, but Shipula doesn't cry over spilt blood.


    In honor of President's Day, the Count is enjoying a relaxing vacation at Camp Shipula.


    We do have 1 small play:

    Portland/LA Lakers OVER 180.5 lay 165 to win 150


    enjoy the holiday, gl my friends, and LETS SHIPULATE

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    Shipula Add-on:

    Washington/Phoenix UNDER 203.5
    lay 165 to win 150

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    SHIPULATION CONFIRMED...


    the Count tops off a 2-0 day by castrating the evil bookieman in PRESIDENTIAL FASHION


    attn evil bookieman, watch as Blazer beauty Melissa casts an evil spell on thee:


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    Shipula's Vital Stats:


    W-L Record: 15-11
    Amt Bet: $4276
    Amt Won: +$319
    ROI: 7.46%
    Current Bankroll: $3319 and climbing...



    Tuesday from the Shipula Files:

    NBA Detroit/Cleveland UNDER 192.5
    Georgia Tech +4
    Kansas St/Missouri OVER 138
    Seton Hall/G-town OVER 123.5
    UNC/NC State OVER 149
    Michigan/Northwestern OVER 127
    Kent St/Miami Ohio UNDER 133
    NHL Tampa Bay +105 vs Anaheim

    all bets to win 130
    round robin the 2's lay 12 bucks each


    gl my friends and LETS SHIPULATE

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    5-3 last nite, robbed the books AGAIN


    Shipula Real Time YTD:

    W-L: 20-14
    Gross Amt Bet: $5737
    Net Winnings: $654
    ROI: 11.4%
    Bankroll: $3654 and growing...



    Wednesday from the Shipula Files:

    NBA:
    Detroit/Toronto UNDER 187
    Philly/Houston OVER 185.5
    Milwaukee/Chicago UNDER 190.5
    Phoenix/Golden State UNDER 206

    NCAA:
    Nebraska/Purdue UNDER 128.5
    West Virginia/Notre Dame OVER 125
    Central Michigan +5.5 at Toledo
    S. Illinois/Drake OVER 126.5
    Boise St/UNLV OVER 141

    NHL Washington +125 vs Ottawa

    all prices -110 unless specified
    all bets to win 130
    round robin the 2's 12 bucks each leg



    gl my friens and LETS SHIPLUATE

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    great picks count shipula Hahahah I will be trailing ha ha ha ha ha not one. not two but three ha ha ha ha count pito LOL

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    razom, your taste in avatars is most admirable

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    NCAA Minnesota +6 vs Michigan State
    to win 130

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    Breaking news: Lady luck stings shipula like a bee.... .... ... .....

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    Greetings everyone, Count Shipula here.


    Shipula bashed the bookieman with C.Mich & MInnesota U last night.


    Lady Luck bashed Count Shipula on most everything else.


    A minor setback...a pesky speedbump while crusing the Shipula express


    Shipula Real Time YTD:

    W-L: 23-22
    Gross Amt Bet: $7807
    Net Winnings: ($553)
    ROI: -7.08%
    Bankroll: $2447 and building...


    Shipula sees no edges with today's skeleton NBA schedule...will return with college, NHL....

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    Thursday from the Shipula Files:


    NBA Atlanta +4 vs Orlando to win 130
    Stanford +5 at Colorado to win 130
    Siena/Marist OVER 133 to win 130
    NHL Tampa Bay +135 at Winnipeg to win 135
    NHL Philly/Edmonton UNDER 6 flat to win 130

    round robin the 2's, 10 bucks a leg


    gl my friends, and LETS SHIPULATE

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    I've never done a round robin wager before and I see you like them a lot. May have to try and dabble a bit...GL ShipDog!

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    they're costly when you lose as bad as I did last night

    but if you have an edge in multiple games, round robin the 2's will land another jab to the face of the hated bookieman

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    Shipula add-on:

    Lakers/Thunder UNDER 196 flat to win 130

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    4-2, +$301 last night...caught some lucky breaks on blowout wins to partially offset Wednesday's mass betting misfortune.


    Shipula prefers nailbiters, they're a better gauge vs the big bad bookieman.


    Friday from the Shipula Files:

    W-L: 27-24
    Gross Amt Bet: $8722
    Net Winnings: ($252)
    ROI: (2.9%)
    Bankroll: $2748 and climbing...


    St Peters +3.5 to win 150
    Fairfield/Iona OVER 141.5 to win 150
    parlay both for 12 bucks


    gl my friends and LETS SHIPULATE

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