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well,I just want my own thread,like a blank canvas to post all my bets for recording purpose,I'm tailing a lot all kind of sport,will cap some nba later,as I said just want to record what I'm doing,no big write up and game discussions,did it once before,got more "sober" with my bets and I'll post a joke here and there to loosen up some of those squeezed buttock muscles ........

Marriage Conclusion
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."

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Blondes In Heaven
Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

tailing florida state -13.5 1x,6.5 point teaser florida/over 0.5x

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Blondes In Heaven
Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

tailing florida state -13.5 1x,6.5 point teaser florida/over 0.5x
adding florida state over 45.5 1x

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tailing florida state -13.5 1x,6.5 point teaser florida/over 0.5x
adding florida state over 45.5 1x[/quote]

tailing result 2:1 +0.3 units



Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

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6.5 points teaser kent u 50.5/usc -13.5 1x,kent under 44.5 1x

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6.5 points teaser kent u 50.5/usc -13.5 1x,kent under 44.5 1x

went 1:1 -0.2 units[+0.1]

ncaa conn -21.5 2x,loisville -27,5 2x,tenn. tech over 147 3x



A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt for your fellow man."

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.

"I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."

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good luck

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ncaa conn -21.5 2x,loisville -27,5 2x,tenn. tech over 147 3x


went 1:2 -3.2 units[-3.1]

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ncaaf florida st -9 2x

adding kent st 1x

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maryland +21.5 1x

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ncaaf florida st -9 2x

adding kent st 1x

ncaaf florida st -9 2x

adding kent st 1x

maryland +21.5 1x

went 1:2 -2.1 units[-5.2]

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nfl saints +3 1x,seattle +7 1x,sf 49 under 42.5 2x,det +3 1x

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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?"
" Couple of minutes ago."

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ncaab detroit +7.5 1x

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nfl saints +3 1x,seattle +7 1x,sf 49 under 42.5 2x,det +3 1x

went 2:2 -1.2 units[-6.4]

adding pats ml 1x

went 1:0 +1.2[-5.2]

ncaab detroit +7.5 1x

went 1:0 +0.9[-4.3]

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ncaab Long Beach State +13.5 1.5x
ncaaf Ohio +1.5 1x

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ncaab Long Beach State +13.5 1.5x
ncaaf Ohio +1.5 1x

went 1:1 +0.35[-3.95]

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ncaab alabama -7 2x,tulsa -11 1x,w mich +9 1x

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ncaab alabama -7 2x,tulsa -11 1x,w mich +9 1x

went 2:1 +1.7[-2.25]

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ncaab marquette -18 2x,akron 1x

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ncaab marquette -18 2x,akron 1x

1:1 +0.9[-1.35]



A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'Michael
said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by
saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how
would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go
to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still
not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you,
little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good
manners?'Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for
a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
hope to introduce you to after dinner.'

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ncaab nc st +3.5 1x,green bay -7.5 1x

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ncaab nc st +3.5 1x,green bay -7.5 1x

1:1 -0.1[-1.45]



nfl bill +3 1x,vikings +1 1x,bears -3 1x

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nfl 6.5 pt teaser bills over/giants over/49ers 1x

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Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup" replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back.

The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "You friggin' IDIOT!...it's ten past three in the morning!"

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nfl 6.5 pt teaser bills over/giants over/49ers 1x

1:3 -2.1[-3.55]

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ncaab memphis -4 2x,detroit 1x

adding st bonaventure -5 1x

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ncaab memphis -4 2x,detroit 1x

adding st bonaventure -5 1x

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A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eyepatch.

The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well...", replied the pirate, "While my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant and the punishment for theft in the middle east is the loss of the hand that steals"
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch?"
"A sea gull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.
"Well...", said the pirate, "...it was my first day with the hook."

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nfl bal -3 1x,tex am 1x

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pitts +7 2x,arizona st 1x


arizona st -5.5

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I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 61, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I 'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"