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    EasyHustlin
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    Heat/Mavs Drinking Game

    For those of us not on either side tonight, grab some booze and let's get ****** up


    Every time....

    Lebron is compared to MJ, take a shot.

    JJ Barea misses a layup, take a shot.

    Van Gundy or Mark Jackson talk about Lebron's 8 points in Game 4, take a drink.

    Dirk takes a fade-away off one foot, take a drink.

    Tyson Chandler, the biggest pussy on the court, pounds his chest and acts like a tough guy, take a shot.

    Lebron or D-Wade flops like a schoolgirl bitch and gets the foul call, finish your drink.

    Lebron misses a shot in clutch time, take a shot.


    Also for every second that Carlisle pauses before answering a question in the halftime/4th q interview, take a drink.

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    Are you trying to get people drunk or end up in the morgue???

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    What about when Bosh flops then gets up and trys to act hard ?

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    were gonna be hammered by the end of the night

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    Wont make it past Pre-Game warmups.

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    "Tyson Chandler, the biggest pussy on the court, pounds his chest and acts like a tough guy, take a shot."

    This position of biggest pussy is clearly owned by Chris Bosh. Tyson is annoying with his "gay chest pounding", but there is no contest in biggest pussy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsPedagogy View Post
    What about when Bosh flops then gets up and trys to act hard ?
    Now I see the bias. You don't like Bosh, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsPedagogy View Post
    What about when Bosh flops then gets up and trys to act hard ?
    Add it to the list

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlastByou View Post
    were gonna be hammered by the end of the night

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    You could've stopped at bullet pt 3 and people would be sloppy by the 2Q...

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    This is hilarious, nice take on the game that is a toss-up gambling wise.

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    every point for the heat/mavs (pick one side) take a shot of beer....90pts in 2 hrs so figure 9-10 brews

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    Cracking open some cold ones, this should be a good one

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    Quote Originally Posted by EasyHustlin View Post

    Every time....

    Van Gundy or Mark Jackson talk about Lebron's 8 points in Game 4, take a drink.
    Glad this is a drink not a shot or I would be on the floor after pre-game.

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    Holy shit we gonna get fukked up tonight boys.

    Nice avatar, Nickos86. Who is that sexy mama?

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    Dirk fadeaway!!

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    lets do it. With pizza slices cut in quarters

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    Barea missed layup! That's a shot

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    You should just change the rules to "everytime Stuart Scott says 'Boo-ya!' at halftime/postgame, take a drink." Seriously, i can hardly watch sportscenter anymore. Guy doesn't know basketball. he just says "boo-ya" a million times a day, and expects to be entertaining.

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