Regretfully, to express the sheer certitudinousness of the predicated outcome it was required to use provocative terminology in the thread heading.
Nevertheless, it is evident that if Miami were a cracking bet to win the East then Dallas are yet even more certain to prevail in the West, Oklahoma being a useless and indisciplined rabble (hence their common nickname, 'Oklahomo').
Therefore, a 'double', or 'parlay' at prices in excess of +134 (Pinnacle) is a comedically easy way to make some guaranteed money.
My apologies in advance if this thread is considered a flame - it is not - but this result is quite certain to occur.
NBA FINAL TO BE DALLAS vs MIAMI (+134 or better)
Hurry...these
odds will be gone forever in a little over an hour!