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    Utter NBA Lock of the Millenium

    Regretfully, to express the sheer certitudinousness of the predicated outcome it was required to use provocative terminology in the thread heading.

    Nevertheless, it is evident that if Miami were a cracking bet to win the East then Dallas are yet even more certain to prevail in the West, Oklahoma being a useless and indisciplined rabble (hence their common nickname, 'Oklahomo').

    Therefore, a 'double', or 'parlay' at prices in excess of +134 (Pinnacle) is a comedically easy way to make some guaranteed money.

    My apologies in advance if this thread is considered a flame - it is not - but this result is quite certain to occur.

    NBA FINAL TO BE DALLAS vs MIAMI (+134 or better)

    Hurry...these odds will be gone forever in a little over an hour!


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    Quote Originally Posted by diondublin View Post
    Regretfully, to express the sheer certitudinousness of the predicated outcome it was required to use provocative terminology in the thread heading.

    Nevertheless, it is evident that if Miami were a cracking bet to win the East then Dallas are yet even more certain to prevail in the West, Oklahoma being a useless and indisciplined rabble (hence their common nickname, 'Oklahomo').

    Therefore, a 'double', or 'parlay' at prices in excess of +134 (Pinnacle) is a comedically easy way to make some guaranteed money.

    My apologies in advance if this thread is considered a flame - it is not - but this result is quite certain to occur.

    NBA FINAL TO BE DALLAS vs MIAMI (+134 or better)

    Hurry...these odds will be gone forever in a little over an hour!










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    Nice

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    Nice call. Suddenly the mavs have become America's team after tonight lol.

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    good stuff dionwarwick!

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    Nice work

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    Nice work
    Thank you for kind words everybody

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    WTF was Pinnacle thinking

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    Your original post actually made you look pretty stupid with the chosen vocabulary (which was obviously not the goal ) but nice call anyways. Hopefully Dallas gets revenge.

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    Lol.. No one posts, then dude bumps his own thread to get the love. Great stuff. I hate the Heat so much. If only it was predetermined for them to win and I'd be wasting my time, I'd root SO friggin' hard for the Mavs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShogunRua View Post
    Your original post actually made you look pretty stupid with the chosen vocabulary (which was obviously not the goal ) but nice call anyways. Hopefully Dallas gets revenge.

    Actually the goal was to get across the obviousness of the outcome, hence the esoteric vocabulary (and I am an Englishman after all).

    One hopes that satire is also appreciated where it falls!

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