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    do people actually watch Nascar?????

    I don't get it, there's no tote board at those race tracks, so people there aren't betting on the cars, at least most aren't. So WHY the Fuk is anyone watching this garbage???

    Somebody give me a clue, because I am lost

    Never watched 2 minutes of NASCAR, never will...

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    Congrats on being the first redneck not to do so...................
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    yeah people do and make a shit load of money from it too

    get a clue Landers
    Last edited by 5mike5; 09-30-12 at 08:50 AM.

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    Start betting it so we have someone to fade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawk 5 View Post
    Start betting it so we have someone to fade.
    bahahahaha


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    Most poor people
    Hicks


    Popular with those people

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Most poor people
    Hicks


    Popular with those people
    Hey JJ i like u pal, dont make me change my mind

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    Brock give us a NASCAR rubberbander

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    Lol

    NASCAR is least near sport in world

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    Millions of people watch it

    I dont care for it myself

    But ill blindly tail 5mike5 and make $$$$

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    Respect for dudes who drive cars 200mph and bump into other cars going 200mph. Pretty fukking cool if you ask me.

    I don't watch regularly but i'll tune in to Daytona, Taladega, Watkins, and a few others.

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    fun to go to in person

    watching cars go around in circles for 4 hours on tv is usually only interesting if i have money on it, or it's getting close to the end and i'm rooting for jimmie johnson to win another championship

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    Brock it's no wonder you don't get it. People that post in NASCAR forum are are you are not

    insightful

    knowledge of sports

    actually make money gagambling

    now Brock run along like the little bitch you and are post more fades

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    I don't get it, there's no tote board at those race tracks, so people there aren't betting on the cars, at least most aren't. So WHY the Fuk is anyone watching this garbage???

    Somebody give me a clue, because I am lost

    Never watched 2 minutes of NASCAR, never will...
    Love this shit Brock!

    Sweat the openers at the start of each week. Lots of historical data to cap, and news during week to use too. Just loads of info in general.

    Love the weekends where we have Trucks Friday, Nationwide Saturday and Cup Sunday.

    Sweet Heaven! YEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA

    Thankgod I'm a redneck boy!

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    optional might be the smartest redneck at sbr, close battle with bigday
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    People say the CFL is boring........soccer is boring.........etc. People like different things big deal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    People say the CFL is boring........soccer is boring.........etc. People like different things big deal.



    every sport is boring if you don't care who wins and don't have any money on it

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    I love Milwaukee Mike

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    Nascar

    Go fuk yourselves

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    shampoo our balls Landers

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    Not really sure how it is even considered a sport. You just sit there and drive.You do more movement with your body playing miniature golf.

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    johnson +400 today... cash it then you'll like it
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    #1 Betting Nascar is highly profitable
    #2 Nascar is the most unwatchable garbage ever....the only thing that could save this dying "sport" is to make it 100% staged
    #3 The only ones who get in to this crap are the inbreeds from the South...here in Denver nobody watches that crap

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    Obviously Brocker doesn't enjoy cars, know anything about them. Guy prolly has never even changed his own oil. Hands as smooth as silk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by firstclass View Post
    johnson +400 today... cash it then you'll like it



    Brock posts losers on a weekly basis. Had he just blind tailed mike this year he'd be up big money

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boner_18 View Post
    Obviously Brocker doesn't enjoy cars, know anything about them. Guy prolly has never even changed his own oil. Hands as smooth as silk.
    Nascar has nothing to do with enjoying cars....everyone of those cars are exactly the same....Chevrolet, Ford, Toyota and Dodge...yep all the same....only thing different is the stickers on the body.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DudleyDawson View Post
    #1 Betting Nascar is highly profitable
    #2 Nascar is the most unwatchable garbage ever....the only thing that could save this dying "sport" is to make it 100% staged
    #3 The only ones who get in to this crap are the inbreeds from the South...here in Denver nobody watches that crap
    Well apart from the good people at Furniture Row and Denver Mattress


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    Quote Originally Posted by DudleyDawson View Post
    #1 Betting Nascar is highly profitable
    #2 Nascar is the most unwatchable garbage ever....the only thing that could save this dying "sport" is to make it 100% staged
    #3 The only ones who get in to this crap are the inbreeds from the South...here in Denver nobody watches that crap
    Will disagree on #3 since one of teams has shop in Denver and sure the 100+ employees are grateful

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    What would happen if they made all them cars go clock-wise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DudleyDawson View Post
    What would happen if they made all them cars go clock-wise?
    They do when they run in Australia.

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    thanks. if they ran today, who won?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DudleyDawson View Post
    thanks. if they ran today, who won?
    Brad Keselowski.

    Not a great day for the NASCAR punters. Jimmie was supposed to walk it in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Brad Keselowski.

    Not a great day for the NASCAR punters. Jimmie was supposed to walk it in.
    Thanks. Been hearing the Keselowski name a lot over the last few months.

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    Can tolerate horses bc it's a few laps. ... 700 laps?


    Well, I saw the first 3 and they'll be
    the same as the next 697


    No thx

    5dimesEmployee5, suck my dick and sslurp my anus
    bitch

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    Its not a sport

    They are not athletes

    All they are are oiled faced jerkoffs

    It has its place with a pretty good following and great tv coverage and deals

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