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    El Nino
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    Dustin Johnson Popped for Yayo.

    PGA Tour suspends him for 6 months after testing positive for cocaine. Guy is a mess, announced a leave of absence from golf yesterday (most likely had knowledge of the failed test and tried to get in front of it). The real question is how long before Paulina Gretzky is single again?

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    He is a jerk off always was always will be

    He thinks he's a rock star

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    In order to fail a drug test for yayo you either have the worst luck in the world or you are an every day user

    My money is on the latter

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    He went to Coastal Carolina

    He never had a chance

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    How do you get popped for yayo??!!?!!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    How do you get popped for yayo??!!?!!?
    Money Line Dawger nailed it. Guy is doing blow on the reg and laying the driver to Gretzky's skank of a daughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He is a jerk off always was always will be

    He thinks he's a rock star
    JJ posts an autobiograpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    PGA Tour suspends him for 6 months after testing positive for cocaine. Guy is a mess, announced a leave of absence from golf yesterday (most likely had knowledge of the failed test and tried to get in front of it). The real question is how long before Paulina Gretzky is single again?
    He's probably been partying it up with her. How long until they both end up in rehab? I think he's gonna have to dump her to get his shit together. She ain't stopping anytime soon, spending daddy's money on yay.

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    Biggest question should be why the penetrate the PGA cares about testing anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Nino View Post
    Money Line Dawger nailed it. Guy is doing blow on the reg and laying the driver to Gretzky's skank of a daughter.
    But damn she's hot though

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuse0323 View Post
    He's probably been partying it up with her. How long until they both end up in rehab? I think he's gonna have to dump her to get his shit together. She ain't stopping anytime soon, spending daddy's money on yay.
    Yep, he will lose his sponsors and have to work his way back up. It will definitely cost him a good chunk of his expected income. She doesn't strike me as the romantic type.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    How do you get popped for yayo??!!?!!?
    He use this instead of a golf ball...


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    Impressive that he can play golf so well after blowing white till all hours.

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    He also Banged Jimmy Walkers Wife

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    http://www.celebritynetworth.com/ric...son-net-worth/

    if dude really is worth 20mil, just say fukk golf. do blow and bang paulina all day

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    New Theme Song for DJ

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    I used to be a pretty good yoyo player.

    I could really make that bitch dance.

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    Why are they testing for coke on the pga tour? If I was a pro golfer I'd be doing exactly what Dustin Johnson is doing, lots of blow and banging hot chicks.

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    Nobody likes the guy

    Glad he is gone for a while

    Don't want to here his story when he comes back .. Feel sorry story

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stocks View Post
    Why are they testing for coke on the pga tour? If I was a pro golfer I'd be doing exactly what Dustin Johnson is doing, lots of blow and banging hot chicks.
    I was surprised at this as well, who gives a fukk as long as its private. Does the ATP test Tennis players?

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    how the hell do you get tested positive for cocaine? doesn't it leave your system in 24 hours? this guy must've been high all day, all night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Nobody likes the guy
    Why do you say that?

    Quote Originally Posted by Stocks View Post
    Why are they testing for coke on the pga tour? If I was a pro golfer I'd be doing exactly what Dustin Johnson is doing, lots of blow and banging hot chicks.
    This

    Really can't imagine a more perfect existence of playing golf for a living, blow, and hot chicks, and I've never even tried blow

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    jj doesn't like dustin johonson because he gets chicks. haters gonna hate...

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    Could he have been acting crazy (out of the public eye) or something so they tested just him?

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    I lost money on the prick at the British Open....

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    Well it could help fix the pace of play issue on the Tour

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I used to be a pretty good yoyo player.

    I could really make that bitch dance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghenghis Kahn View Post
    how the hell do you get tested positive for cocaine? doesn't it leave your system in 24 hours? this guy must've been high all day, all night.
    Cocaine concentrations in hair are visible for at least 90 days after dosing.

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    He only going to rehab because he was caught

    lets see now if he wins again..they will make it like he is a hero

    scum thats all

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    He only going to rehab because he was caught

    lets see now if he wins again..they will make it like he is a hero

    scum thats all
    Are you in the fukkin Monastery all of a sudden?

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    Gretzky likely pushed it on him. That bitch is definition of a coke head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    Are you in the fukkin Monastery all of a sudden?
    whichever jj this is past few hours has been odd

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    Apparently this wasn't his first failed test and wtf shagging other players' wives?! Get rid of this turkey.


    "Reports of drug use and sleeping with other tour players’ wives have followed in the wake of Thursday’s announcement by pro golfer Dustin Johnson that he is taking a leave of absence from the PGA Tour.

    Golf.com cited an unnamed source who said Johnson failed three drug tests in the past five years, including a positive test for marijuana in 2009 and two positive tests for cocaine in 2012 and 2014."

    The PGA is not required to make public any player suspensions that result from positive tests for recreational drugs.

    The same report also said Johnson “had a sexual indiscretion with at least one wife of a PGA Tour player.”

    A rep for the tour did not respond to Golf.com’s request for comment.

    Following the report, Fox Sports reporter Robert Lusetich tweeted that Johnson was known to have slept with not one, but two tour players’ wives.

    Not a huge secret either that #DustinJohnson had affairs with 2 wives of PGA Tour players. One broke up the marriage.
    — Robert Lusetich (@RobertLusetich) August 1, 2014

    “I will use this time to seek professional help for personal challenges I have faced,” he said. “By committing the time and resources necessary to improve my mental health, physical well-being and emotional foundation, I am confident that I will be better equipped to fulfill my potential and become a consistent champion.”

    The PGA also issued a statement clarifying that Johnson had not been suspended: “With regard to media reports that Dustin Johnson has been suspended by the PGA Tour, this is to clarify that Mr Johnson has taken a voluntary leave of absence and is not under a suspension from the PGA Tour."

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/08/04/dustin-johnson-failed-drug-tests-fooled-around-with-tour-player-wife-report-says/





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    Quote Originally Posted by shari91 View Post
    Apparently this wasn't his first failed test and wtf shagging other players' wives?! Get rid of this turkey.


    "Reports of drug use and sleeping with other tour players’ wives have followed in the wake of Thursday’s announcement by pro golfer Dustin Johnson that he is taking a leave of absence from the PGA Tour.

    Golf.com cited an unnamed source who said Johnson failed three drug tests in the past five years, including a positive test for marijuana in 2009 and two positive tests for cocaine in 2012 and 2014."

    The PGA is not required to make public any player suspensions that result from positive tests for recreational drugs.

    The same report also said Johnson “had a sexual indiscretion with at least one wife of a PGA Tour player.”

    A rep for the tour did not respond to Golf.com’s request for comment.

    Following the report, Fox Sports reporter Robert Lusetich tweeted that Johnson was known to have slept with not one, but two tour players’ wives.

    Not a huge secret either that #DustinJohnson had affairs with 2 wives of PGA Tour players. One broke up the marriage.
    — Robert Lusetich (@RobertLusetich) August 1, 2014

    “I will use this time to seek professional help for personal challenges I have faced,” he said. “By committing the time and resources necessary to improve my mental health, physical well-being and emotional foundation, I am confident that I will be better equipped to fulfill my potential and become a consistent champion.”

    The PGA also issued a statement clarifying that Johnson had not been suspended: “With regard to media reports that Dustin Johnson has been suspended by the PGA Tour, this is to clarify that Mr Johnson has taken a voluntary leave of absence and is not under a suspension from the PGA Tour."

    http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/08/04/dustin-johnson-failed-drug-tests-fooled-around-with-tour-player-wife-report-says/






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    This guy is my hero

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