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    InTheDrink
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    Ryan Lochte = dumbass

    Guys gotta be the biggest moron at the Olympics

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    Unreal, guys elavator doesn't reach the top floor that's for sure.

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    I don't know much about this guy, but when I saw him say something on twitter about "Lochte Nation", I figured he was a dope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    I don't know much about this guy, but when I saw him say something on twitter about "Lochte Nation", I figured he was a dope.
    kind of like a dope who would use the term "Seaweed Nation"

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    He's banging broads daily at the Olympic Village and getting medals. Probably smokes a ton of pot with Phelps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikail View Post
    kind of like a dope who would use the term "Seaweed Nation"
    That's equally stupid, I agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    He's banging broads daily at the Olympic Village and getting medals. Probably smokes a ton of pot with Phelps.
    Has a won an individual gold? Guys choked on more cok than a chick fil a protestor.

    (sorry kraken)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    He's banging broads daily at the Olympic Village and getting medals. Probably smokes a ton of pot with Phelps.
    I hear ya. 4 yrs of training for 1 event. A lot of free time in between olympics

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Has a won an individual gold? Guys choked on more cok than a chick fil a protestor.

    (sorry kraken)
    http://sports.yahoo.com/news/olympic...-to-medal.html

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    Wow, Lochte is a moron.

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    He's a stoner, that's for sure.

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    Pot and water don't mixed

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    His time got beat by a chinese girl. Of course, the * was surely doping.
    Last edited by shari91; 08-02-12 at 07:20 AM.

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    Lol. He bangs for sure.

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    Guy could bang virtually any broad he wants and is getting paid millions. I don't think he gives a fukk what some jerk off with a gambling problem thinks about him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Pot and water don't mixed
    Apparently it worked for Phelps

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    for those old enough to remember the guy....lochte is the modern day jeff spicoli

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    Quote Originally Posted by raydog View Post
    for those old enough to remember the guy....lochte is the modern day jeff spicoli



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    Quote Originally Posted by tony_come View Post
    Pot and water don't mixed
    Its called Hydroponics
    TY sir.

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    Too much cholrine getting to his brain. Same with phelps

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    Don't know a ton about swimming but it would seem Lochte has failed miserably to live up to the hype surrounding him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    Too much cholrine getting to his brain. Same with phelps

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    Phelps 20 medals now unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by JT OZ View Post
    Don't know a ton about swimming but it would seem Lochte has failed miserably to live up to the hype surrounding him.
    Lochte has two golds, two silvers and a bronze in these Games. He has 11 Olympic medals overall. Let's not go overboard calling him a scrub.


    wish i could fail to live up to the hype like that

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    good thing lochte will get paid from sponsors. cant imagine him actually doing "real work" for his income. kids going to start dating famous chicks and hitting red carpets for the next few years.

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    All bums on SBR trying to make themselves feel better. If only any of us could do half of what this "dumbass" is doing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    All bums on SBR trying to make themselves feel better. If only any of us could do half of what this "dumbass" is doing.
    No doubt he's financially secure for a long time....but what do you suppose he'll be doing 15 years from now?

    tv commentary?

    Motivational speaker?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    No doubt he's financially secure for a long time....but what do you suppose he'll be doing 15 years from now?

    tv commentary?

    Motivational speaker?

    be posting on sbr?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ebbearsfb1 View Post
    be posting on sbr?
    Considering his lack of grasp on the English language he seems like more of a covers kinda guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    Considering his lack of grasp on the English language he seems like more of a covers kinda guy


    hahaha.. they should do a where are they now on former gold medalist...

    dude has 11 medals and in 4 or 8 years.. he'll just be a fart in the breeze.



    btw drink.


    whats on tap for tonight? what kind of liquid we got flowing into the system?

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    bears I feel a little awkward saying this but I started out with three glasses of cabernet tonight

    Fortunately I'm fukkin hammering it home with the old standby of about 8 miller liters right now

    bears you pouring anything tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    No doubt he's financially secure for a long time....but what do you suppose he'll be doing 15 years from now?

    tv commentary?

    Motivational speaker?
    He will have coaching opportunities left and right. Why are you so bitter? He also have a degree from U of F

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Guy could bang virtually any broad he wants and is getting paid millions. I don't think he gives a fukk what some jerk off with a gambling problem thinks about him.
    Got to go with Deuce on this one. Guy worked hard and now is on a free roll for life while we are keybanging on a sportsforum looking for the next winner. Him>Us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    bears I feel a little awkward saying this but I started out with three glasses of cabernet tonight

    Fortunately I'm fukkin hammering it home with the old standby of about 8 miller liters right now

    bears you pouring anything tonight?

    yeah, rarely do i drink during the week but tonight drinking smirnoff from a good 20 years ago.


    long story short, grandfather pasted away last year, started going thru his old liquor closet found an unopen bottle with the tag of 5.99 on it for smirnoff. taking it easy.

    big weekend of a head of me... turtle race not rabbit style..

    plus im on ebay.. and last time i drank and was on ebay woke up to 500 dollars worth of stuff i didnt need

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