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    BrentCrude
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    What athlete is closest to having a mongoloid IQ and personality?Michael Phelps?

    Talk about a guy that snatched success away from defeat when it came to cashing in on his fame from the last number of years.He barely gets any endorsements and now if he bombs out,even his half ass endorsements will dry up.You have your 1000's of violent brainstems like Pacman Jones and Dez Bryant in sports,but Phelps over all is just as dumb or more so than they are.Listen to Phelps talk and it's like listening to a 13 year old pothead in the what we used to call,the mental class, in the old days of attending grade school.Phelps does a double whammy where he's slow to begin with and then he gets all mellow and more slow toking all the time.

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    Eli Manning and it's not even close. His superbowl wins prove he is some sort of mongoloid savant if there is such a thing.

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    Derrick Rose sucks


    but yeah Phelps is awkward

    alot of swimmers are, they spend 6 hrs a day in water looking at a blue line on the bottom of a pool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chi_archie View Post
    Derrick Rose sucks


    but yeah Phelps is awkward

    alot of swimmers are, they spend 6 hrs a day in water looking at a blue line on the bottom of a pool

    Exactly what I was thinking. Swimming is a sport that requires mindlessness.

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    they make Phelps look smart in the subway commercials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Eli Manning and it's not even close. His superbowl wins prove he is some sort of mongoloid savant if there is such a thing.


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    Phelps is good peoples

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    This guy:


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    if a horse could talk, he would be Phelps

    yes, Eli is a great QB.... but no human being in his right mind can deny that he is just 2 ticks away from being mentally retarded

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    Phelps was just really weird in that interview post race.... and I get that he is really competitive and he's never had to do a big interview after an olympic race without at least medaling....

    but wow

    I really was worrying (even though I watched tape delayed) that he might snap and punch that chick in the mouth..

    he didn't even know how to just go on auto pilot and say the cliche loser quotes

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    no doubt many dumb white nfl qb's out there

    especially super bowl winners

    who needs a brain as a QB???

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    Lol ..hhuurrr

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    Phelps reminds me of Muresan. He's that awkward... out of the pool, at least.

    Have to love the Subway commercials rife with second rate athletes. The casual fans don't know who the hell they are, so they had to start including their names in the ads.

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    Westbrook...OKC

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    Hes smarter than all of you dumb fukks

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    Eli, and Peyton Manning are just hicks. No so much dumb, but so ugly they look dumb.

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    Phelps looks like he could snap... Joker style

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    FYI Lochte makes Phelps look like a fawkin Rhodes Scholar

    Lochte might be the dumbest guy in the Olympics....no wonder he's been folding like a cheap suit in half these events

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    Phelps has 19 medals he's laughing regardless

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrentCrude View Post
    Talk about a guy that snatched success away from defeat when it came to cashing in on his fame from the last number of years.He barely gets any endorsements and now if he bombs out,even his half ass endorsements will dry up.
    27 years old and was worth 40 million before he broke the record today
    http://www.therichest.org/celebnetwo...lps-net-worth/

    I'd say he cashed in somewhat.

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    Michigan grad. Kid ain't dumb ya know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheDrink View Post
    FYI Lochte makes Phelps look like a fawkin Rhodes Scholar

    Lochte might be the dumbest guy in the Olympics....no wonder he's been folding like a cheap suit in half these events

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    Phelps was interviewed tonight...didn't seem dumb at all. You guys act like he's a moron cuz he has a lisp and it makes him sound different...get real

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    phelps is autistic actually

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    Quote Originally Posted by paranoyd androyd View Post
    phelps is autistic actually
    no, he was diagnosed with adhd....not autism

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