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    Why Tiger Woods and Stevie Williams split

    I have not seen or read this but for those of us who are married it makes sense,.. Let's say my friend Eldrick Tiger Woods is my best man at my wedding and me the best man at his wedding are best friends, business partners,and our wives are close friends too. I know my friend Eldrick is chasing pussy around town and I tell my wife in one of those moments where we confide in our brides for whatever reason that Eldrick is chasing around on the PGA tour like a crazed man overdosed on Viagra with a 4 hour hard-on chasing pussy.

    My wife breaks her assurance that she will not tell her good close friend Mrs Elle Woods and tells her everything as the wives will do. Mrs Woods checks Tiger's blackberry for text messages after my wife told her that Tiger is cheating on her. She sees crazy shit on his phone, so she knows what my wife said is 100% true and goes crazy for being betrayed chasing Eldrick with a 2 iron as he tries to escape his betrayed women's wrath.

    Tiger's whole world crashes as his wife tells him to get out and then the internet starts jumping with all his wild porno lady friends coming forward telling the same stories my wife told Elle. Tiger learns that it was my wife Mrs Williams that said you are a dog and it all goes back to me Stevie the caddie. Tiger says adios amigo. Now Stevie says the Adam Scott victory was the most satisfying of his career. It all has to be about the wives as the root cause reason for the split.
    Lesson to be learned don't tell your wife your best friend is cheating on his wife if your wife is her good friend and you caddy for the greatest PGA player of our generation!
    Make sense now?

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    That is one theory.

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    Who knows

    All we know is Tiger is done in Golf and it is a shame

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    Who cares? Tiger is not done in golf jjgold but are you done as a SBR pro?

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    Stevie can whine and cry all he wants...but he's a millionaire a few times over...and that's pretty nice for being a caddy your whole life.

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    probably blamed his caddy for his shit play

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    Tiger is running out of excuses. It's the knee, it's the achilles, it's the coaches, it's the girlfriends, it's the wife and kids, it's the weather, it's the media, it's the caddy..he have used all the excuses in the book..next one will be God..he will say God doesn't want him to win anymore.

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    Tiger definitely not done! So he fuk'ed around on his wife and got caught, big fuk'in deal! Like that shit hasn't happened to celebrities and athletes countless times! Dude is still one of the all time best golfers of his generation and he will be back on top of his game.

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    it's a nice theory, but sometimes after a dozen years together, you just need a change and it's as simple as that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Tiger is running out of excuses. It's the knee, it's the achilles, it's the coaches, it's the girlfriends, it's the wife and kids, it's the weather, it's the media, it's the caddy..he have used all the excuses in the book..next one will be God..he will say God doesn't want him to win anymore.
    Tiger isn't making excuses, others are making them for him. The fact is he is getting older and had health issues. They seem to be abating and now he's feeling better. Now he needs a few tourneys to get some rhythm back. If he doesn't start seriously competing within a year then he's in trouble.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikejamm View Post
    Tiger definitely not done! So he fuk'ed around on his wife and got caught, big fuk'in deal! Like that shit hasn't happened to celebrities and athletes countless times! Dude is still one of the all time best golfers of his generation and he will be back on top of his game.

    Will Tiger win another major before or after the Easter Bunny hops up my driveway with a basket of eggs in his little rabbit mouth?

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    wrong. tiger fired him for being disloyal.

    steve had asked tiger if he could caddy for someone else because tiger wasnt playing which means he wasnt getting paid. tiger was pissed but said ok thinking it was a one time thing. but then next week he shows up at tigers own tournament caddying again. so he fires him right then and there.

    this is according to a golf insider appearing on jim rome show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crustyme View Post
    wrong. tiger fired him for being disloyal.

    steve had asked tiger if he could caddy for someone else because tiger wasnt playing which means he wasnt getting paid. tiger was pissed but said ok thinking it was a one time thing. but then next week he shows up at tigers own tournament caddying again. so he fires him right then and there.

    this is according to a golf insider appearing on jim rome show.
    What's the big deal of caddying for someone else if you don't have to caddy that week? Coach K coaches the US team when he doesn't have to coach Duke.

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    is Duke in direct competition with team USA, mrbadanalogy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bruceBRUCEbruce View Post
    is Duke in direct competition with team USA, mrbadanalogy?
    If Tiger wasn't planning to play that weekend how is he competing against the golf player his caddy wanted to caddy for that particular weekend?

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    If Tiger wasn't such a cheap fukk and arrogant ass then maybe he would have paid Williams a retainer while he wasn't playing. Then again maybe he would sign autographs for kids or tip valets or not be BY FAR the biggest douchebag athlete on the planet.

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    not even close, ritzer.... if this were the case, tiger would have chucked his ass 1.5 yrs ago when the shit went down

    stevie got tired of sitting around, was already talking to Scott about toting his bag and tiger didnt like the idea of him doing it outside of a major and the trouble started...

    you cant really blame steve for wanting to get out there and get on a good bag and make some money, but the guy is already the highest salary caddie on tour and makes more than 75% of the guys without even picking up a bag all year... now he acts like he got wronged somehow by tiger cus he gave him a bit of an ultimatum...the guy is a great caddie, but a total douchebag of a person. that bullshit he was saying last weekend about Scotts win being the best of Steves career... it was a total dickbag move and hope he gets fukking flamed for it in every interview from now on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Tiger is running out of excuses. It's the knee, it's the achilles, it's the coaches, it's the girlfriends, it's the wife and kids, it's the weather, it's the media, it's the caddy..he have used all the excuses in the book..next one will be God..he will say God doesn't want him to win anymore.
    He also blamed the greens for his poor performance last week, citing that he'd been practicing in Fla on bermuda greens, but Ohio was bent grass, and he'll be better prepared for Atlanta. Gimmie a fckn break, as if he's never putted on Bent?!?!?

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    Interesting discussion on the motives for Steve Williams getting fired by Tiger. Wonder if we will ever see the real story come out?...No doubt we will but only when Stevie writes his book looking to cash in on this whole thing!

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    Don't know but Williams seems to be acting like a woman scorned.

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    thats why you dont get married you idiot fack

    you are the best golfer in the world and can get pussy every facking day of your life until the viagra cant get it up no more, and even then some skunk is gonna want to give it lick, but you throw all that away by being an idiot and getting married. now go give your former wife all your shit because you are a moron

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    Ritz,,, lol,, You are damnnn close,,, I am a hairstylist, and one of my clients was at the house when it went down,, so I will tell everyone here the semi funny story,,

    My client (and her husband) was at the house having a glass of wine with elin, tiger was there,, (not drinking) they were laughing and chatting,,, tiger was in and out of the room, mostly out, with his phone texting,,, he sat down on the couch to talk for a min, only to jump up and go to the bedroom, he had taken a sleeping pill (ambien she told me) and was laying in his bed, he had left his phone on the couch,, in about 20 mins since he left the room it vibrated 20 times,, elin was like WTF? and picked it up, and it wasent locked, and in it was a shit ton of vag shots, and I want your wad text mesages,
    elins eyes got Huge,a nd she went mad, my client said its like she never suspected him to cheat whatsoever? she had some blind rage went bak to room and tried to confront him,,, he was zzzz,,, she got more furious and litterally hit him with his club several times,, my client left eh house jsut as this went down,,
    tiger wasent seen for a few weeks after this happend, as he Lawyered up, and went to some secret plastic surgeons "hideout" he had broken teeth, and a gash on his cheek,,, they wouldnt let him be seen til everything was 99% healed,,

    thats the story,,,
    cheers to all,
    tater

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    good stuff Tatehill2000! WOW!

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    Bogey man got Tiger today!

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    When men fight it's always due to a chick in some way shape or form

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    Quote Originally Posted by jarvol View Post
    If Tiger wasn't such a cheap fukk and arrogant ass then maybe he would have paid Williams a retainer while he wasn't playing. Then again maybe he would sign autographs for kids or tip valets or not be BY FAR the biggest douchebag athlete on the planet.
    Stevie WAS paid a salary....! Reportedly $875,000 per year, plus bonus money. He's not a "millionaire many times over", but he's comfortable.

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    If Tiger doesn't make the cut tomorrow, he's done for 2011. No FedEx playoffs and probably no Presidents team. MIght be the best thing to happen to him - this is embarrassing and painful to watch...

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    What exactly did Stevie Williams do as a caddie to make Tiger any more of a golf winner than he was?
    Can't imagine Tiger's results being more than 5% different had he had someone other Stevie all those years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ScreaminPain View Post
    Stevie WAS paid a salary....! Reportedly $875,000 per year, plus bonus money. He's not a "millionaire many times over", but he's comfortable.
    if you make 900k per year for 10 years you should be a multi millionaire....

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    When men fight it's always due to a chick in some way shape or form
    EXACTLY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RITZ View Post
    I have not seen or read this but for those of us who are married it makes sense,.. Let's say my friend Eldrick Tiger Woods is my best man at my wedding and me the best man at his wedding are best friends, business partners,and our wives are close friends too. I know my friend Eldrick is chasing pussy around town and I tell my wife in one of those moments where we confide in our brides for whatever reason that Eldrick is chasing around on the PGA tour like a crazed man overdosed on Viagra with a 4 hour hard-on chasing pussy.

    My wife breaks her assurance that she will not tell her good close friend Mrs Elle Woods and tells her everything as the wives will do. Mrs Woods checks Tiger's blackberry for text messages after my wife told her that Tiger is cheating on her. She sees crazy shit on his phone, so she knows what my wife said is 100% true and goes crazy for being betrayed chasing Eldrick with a 2 iron as he tries to escape his betrayed women's wrath.

    Tiger's whole world crashes as his wife tells him to get out and then the internet starts jumping with all his wild porno lady friends coming forward telling the same stories my wife told Elle. Tiger learns that it was my wife Mrs Williams that said you are a dog and it all goes back to me Stevie the caddie. Tiger says adios amigo. Now Stevie says the Adam Scott victory was the most satisfying of his career. It all has to be about the wives as the root cause reason for the split.
    Lesson to be learned don't tell your wife your best friend is cheating on his wife if your wife is her good friend and you caddy for the greatest PGA player of our generation!
    Make sense now?
    RITZ!!! Love it... gave this thread a link in today's Wildcard Wednesday

    "Tiger has not only changed his swing coach but replaced Steve Williams, the man who had caddied for him in thirteen years, ironic because he had about a dozen different women come forward and say they had handled his bag in the past three years..."
    read in at :
    http://www.sportsbookreview.com/nfl-football...s-now-a-22073/

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    Their 6 down with 12 go go...tiger has played poorly all day. Rickie Folwer should of been there not Woods!

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    They just lost big!

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    tiger is NOT required on these team events, ryder or whatever, he just is not good enough

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    Tiger is washed up!
    He will never win another major!

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