1. 12-23-11 03:06 PM #1
    BrentCrude
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    No horse racing on X-mas day,what the hell do the jockeys do?

    They have no life other than hanging around the track.Do they just go around being elves on Christmas?Drunken elves?

    They put on a pound or two buying defunct Elvin Loaves thet Keeblers used to make that you can only buy for 10x the original price on retro online food marts.
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  2. 12-23-11 03:08 PM #2
    HoulihansTX
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    They do drugs...
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  3. 12-23-11 03:09 PM #3
    Reload
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    Probably have poker games against each other. Was what we did in the caddy shack when it rained.
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  4. 12-23-11 03:16 PM #4
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    what r u an idiot
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  5. 12-23-11 04:34 PM #5
    Br0nxer
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    cocaine
    cocaine
    and more cocaine
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  6. 12-23-11 04:37 PM #6
    ehp6737
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    shit for brains
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  7. 12-23-11 04:39 PM #7
    cecil127
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    hey, any of you t-bred heads got a pick for tomorrow's parx or should i just post worthless drivel like the OP to get some replies?
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  8. 12-23-11 04:39 PM #8
    jjgold
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    Plenty in Australia
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  9. 12-23-11 05:44 PM #9
    Dirty Sanchez
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrentCrude View Post
    They have no life other than hanging around the track.Do they just go around being elves on Christmas?Drunken elves?

    They put on a pound or two buying defunct Elvin Loaves thet Keeblers used to make that you can only buy for 10x the original price on retro online food marts.
    They spend most of the day making weight

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  10. 12-24-11 02:10 PM #10
    DennisT
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    Maybe taking care of their mounts? I SURE WOULD!

    Merry Christmas to all and may all your parlays cover! God Bless!
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  11. 12-24-11 02:17 PM #11
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    would you want to race after making billions of toys?
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