Attached is the form for Day 4 - Timeform card - horse essays and the more convenient Equibase style form for today.
Also, Royal Ascot's gone downhill.
"And they're off " used to mean the race had started.
Now it means lads start fighting & hookers get their underwear off !
Lads fighting at Royal Ascot is unheard of - but with all the alcohol - it is no
surprise that in-bred Britain see Royal Ascot as an extension of a crappy booze fuelled
Friday night in their local shit-hole - they call home !
But much worse than later, a celeb hooker i.e. a piece of rancid meat who is a wannabe actress or model that shags celebrities and goes running to the papers to tell all and get her ugly mug in the media - was seen walking around the Royal enclosures without wearing a hat !