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    DwightShrute
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    Leafs and Robots

    A man enters a bar and orders a drink.
    The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biochemistry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
    The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."



    He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

    The man responds, "Around 100."
    Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, fast cars, baseball, super models, favourite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"
    The man replies, "Duuuh, 50, I think."




    And the robot says... real slowly "So...............you gonna follow the Leafs again this year?"


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    Very nice sir.

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    old joke, done on a variety of fans.

    You can adjust it to say NASCAR fans or anything else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yisman View Post
    old joke, done on a variety of fans.

    You can adjust it to say NASCAR fans or anything else.
    LOL

    Never heard it before but that's the way I received it to my email

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