1. 03-16-15 12:29 AM #1
    canadabetting
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    Your best monday ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    YOU HAD A GREAT WEEKEND! BOOZIN, GAMBLING, BANGIN BROADS!

    MONDAY ROLLS AROUND, AND YOU REACH INTO YOUR POCKETS AND YOU HAVE LIKE $10 LEFT FROM BUYING ALL THOSE ROUNDS OF DRINKS.
    THE BROAD YOU BANGED, CALLS AND SAYS SHE THINKS SHES PREGNANT.
    YOU ALSO LOOK AT YOUR BANKROLL ON YOUR GAMBLING WEBSITE AND REALIZE YOU MADE SOME SHITTY DRUNK BETS (YOU BET ON THE LEAFS TO WIN) AND NOW ITS LOOKING WEAK.

    YOU THEN SEE THE GAMES TONIGHT AND REALIZE AFTER ALL THAT, THIS COULD STILL BE THE BEST MONDAY EVER!!!!

    NO F*CKING DOUBT YOU ARE LAYING YOUR WIFES DIAMOND RING ON THE UNDER 5 IN THE HABS AND LIGHTNING GAME WITH PRICE AND BISHOPS SHUTTING THE DOORS!

    YOU ALSO REALIZE THE TWO WORST TEAMS IN THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE ARE PLAYING EACH OTHER. IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO HERE, THEN -> BECAUSE BOTH BERNIER AND SCRIVENS ARE GOING TO GET BY THEIR OPPOSING FORWARDS.


    NOW MEN, LETS HAVE THE BEST MONDAY YOUVE HAD IN A LONG TIME!



    MONTREAL CANADIENS/TAMPA BAY LIGHTING - UNDER 5 @-115

    TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS/EDMONTON OILERS - OVER 5.5 @-125
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  2. 03-16-15 03:51 PM #2
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    Terrible thread bro


    Yeah I know, thanks
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  3. 03-16-15 05:16 PM #3
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    Habs put a beat down on Bishop. Montreal 5-0.
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  4. 03-16-15 05:18 PM #4
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    Lol that was one of the more entertaining posts I've seen
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  5. 03-16-15 05:51 PM #5
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    Light, light up Price.
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  6. 03-16-15 10:50 PM #6
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    the leafs and oilers cant score 1 goal in 2 periods... garbage teams... yeat they score 5 goals in the 1st. story of my life.. cant win.. This will end with 5 goals.
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  7. 03-16-15 10:53 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by drfunkmaster View Post
    the leafs and oilers cant score 1 goal in 2 periods... garbage teams... yeat they score 5 goals in the 1st. story of my life.. cant win.. This will end with 5 goals.
    Meanwhile Kings can't get even 1 past Smith and Coyotes through almost 35 minutes.
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  8. 03-16-15 11:11 PM #8
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    That may have been the worst Over beat this season in nhl...5 goals in first 13 minutes and no goals after.
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  9. 03-16-15 11:12 PM #9
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    WORST MONDAY EVER!!!


    And about that pregnant girl.......












    Im outta here, lost my bets babe!
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  10. 03-16-15 11:16 PM #10
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    Unreal beat there, all timer really. Anyway, happy St Paddy's day all.


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  11. 03-17-15 01:00 AM #11
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    Cant agree more. 5 goals 1st and PP last 4 min and even 5-3 almost 2 min. Still no fk goal. Killed all mine plays, Oilers last goal, O5.5, 3 team parlays. At least they freaking manage to win by -1.5 and only winning play for tonight. Unreal!
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