1. 04-14-12 12:05 AM #1
    hockey216
    hockey216's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-20-08
    Posts: 4,583
    Betpoints: 175

    Are Canoooks Tanking on Purpose?

    Is is Me, or are the silly little Canooooooooooks choking faster than the Sedin Sisters can say "pussy"?

    Loooooooooouuuuuoouu the ultimate playoff sieve is back (BIG TIME).

     Oooohhh but the canooooks won the President's Trophy!!!! (who cares)

    OOOhhhhhhh NNNoooooooo! Not again! Not another collapse for the 2nd year in a row!

    It's as if Henrik Sedin and the rest of the diving, whining Canooks all got together and said, "I need a vagina transplant, so i have to lose this series on purpose in order to make time for my surgery!"

    Where's those idiot GREEN MEN when you need them?

    Time for the canooks to start biting people and diving on every play (as usual) to try to make a pathetic comeback (highly doubtful).

    Can you imagine the look on Alain's face when he's explaining to the media why his team is shitting the bed for the second year in a row?

    How on earth you give up 2 shorthanded goals in 1 game?

    After this series is over, Alain will have the entire team relocated to Manitoba to join a lumberjack camp, as his team desperately needs another career path.

    Wow, can you imagine the sales of Molsen going through the roof once the collapse of the Canooks is final?



    (Content ideas courtesy of JW Cash)
    Last edited by hockey216; 04-14-12 at 02:18 AM.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 04-14-12 12:08 AM #2
    Winnipeg Jets
    Winnipeg Jets's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 05-16-09
    Posts: 1,723
    Betpoints: 1459

    they can join the shit penquins on the golf course.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 04-14-12 12:11 AM #3
    DennisGreen
    Update your status
    DennisGreen's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 11-27-08
    Posts: 18,369
    Betpoints: 1527

    Welcome back JW Cash I have missed your hate threads
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 04-14-12 12:13 AM #4
    hockey216
    hockey216's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-20-08
    Posts: 4,583
    Betpoints: 175

    sbr wont let you have multiple accounts you should know that. they trace ip address. i tried to make a separate one a year ago and got banned for a month. I have messaged JW Cash inviting him to join the fun, but havent heard back from him yet
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 04-14-12 12:16 AM #5
    Mike Huntertz
    Mike Huntertz's Avatar SBR PRO
    Join Date: 08-19-09
    Posts: 11,166
    Betpoints: 22592

    When favorite teams go down 0-2, the shitheads sure show up.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 04-15-12 07:36 AM #6
    hockey216
    hockey216's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-20-08
    Posts: 4,583
    Betpoints: 175

    Tonight! Part 3 in another ANNUAL CANOOK COLLAPSE!

    Loooouuuuuu the sieve will be back (big time).

    Quick will be at the top of his game.

    Sedin will play like he always does in the playoffs (without a clue).

    Life couldn't be better!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 04-22-12 10:04 PM #7
    hockey216
    hockey216's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 08-20-08
    Posts: 4,583
    Betpoints: 175

    RIP Vancouver Canooks
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 04-22-12 10:31 PM #8
    OTL
    OTL's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-08-10
    Posts: 2,433
    Betpoints: 5277

    LOL, the green men weren't doing much tonight except for sulking!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 04-22-12 10:33 PM #9
    OTL
    OTL's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 03-08-10
    Posts: 2,433
    Betpoints: 5277

    Quote Originally Posted by hockey216 View Post
    Tonight! Part 3 in another ANNUAL CANOOK COLLAPSE!

    Loooouuuuuu the sieve will be back (big time).

    Quick will be at the top of his game.

    Sedin will play like he always does in the playoffs (without a clue).

    Life couldn't be better!
    Preach on brother. God I hate that team of losers and their loser fans. I look forward to every spring when they are silenced until October!!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 04-22-12 10:36 PM #10
    JW Cash
    JW Cash's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-31-08
    Posts: 4,453
    Betpoints: 0

    RIP you Canooks.........what a sorry team..................please give back the President Trophys.....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 04-22-12 10:38 PM #11
    JW Cash
    JW Cash's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 12-31-08
    Posts: 4,453
    Betpoints: 0

    Quote Originally Posted by OTL View Post
    Preach on brother. God I hate that team of losers and their loser fans. I look forward to every spring when they are silenced until October!!
    I hear ya........they are an unbelievable Hockey Comedy..........should be some good riots in sorry Vancooooova 2night
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 04-22-12 11:08 PM #12
    Rich Boy
    Rich Boy's Avatar Become A Pro!
    Join Date: 02-01-09
    Posts: 9,713
    Betpoints: 1106

    Its easy to look smart cheering against a team when at most they are 20% to win the cup. Its a crapshoot every season, this isnt NBA or NFL where 2-3 teams have a decent chance and everyone else is hoping for a miralce
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
Top
« Previous Thread | Hockey Betting | Next Thread »