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Two Canadian men are sharing a room in hell,
Satan walks by their room and sees them smiling and joking around. He angrily walks into the room, upset to see anyone even remotely happy in his realm. "Why are happy?!?" Satan demanded. One of the Canadian men replied, "we're just enjoying these surprisingly warm temperatures."
Pissed off, Satan storms out of their room and devises a plan to get back at these men. He goes to the boiler room and decides to turn the temperature higher than they would have ever experienced. The gates of hell were boiling as he walked to the Canadians room again. He looked in and was shocked, the two men were barbequing and seemed to be as happy as ever. What is this Satan shouted! How the hell can you like this weather!?!" One of the men, looking confused, spoke, "well, we just have to take advantage of this heat wave while we have it."
Satan could not believe this. He thought and thought and finally figured out how to piss these Canadians off. He went back to the boiler room and shut everything down, making hell colder than any temperatures ever felt on Earth. He walked back to the room and here are the two Canadian men jumping up and down with glee high fiving each other. "What the **** is wrong with you two!" Satan screamed. The men stopped and looked at him with large smiles on their faces, "Hell froze over, that means the Maple Leafs won the Stanley Cup!!!"
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