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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    hows that beaverball tout business working out for ya mitster? dont let facts get in the way of yer cute little story zipperhead, 6 straight seasons plus units aint consistent with yer myth.
    Prick which SBR employee is going to "win" the contest this year?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pavyracer View Post
    Prick which SBR employee is going to "win" the contest this year?
    gollly paver i dunno, maybe the one with the highest score kinda like last year ya fuggin oaf.

    paver if yer gonna follow me around ya lummox at least carry an ashtray an a icebucket.

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    You have to be single and living in your moms basement.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by PHLAK View Post
    You have to be single and living in your moms basement.......

    you have got to be fuggin kiddin me. you got a shot at conversing with a innerweb celeb, a bonafide friggin star, and thats what you got? you come up with that shit yerself or got a crack team of paid writers sittin around yer kitchen table whippin out one-liners? stay in yer paygrade son, and if you gotta chime in at least come up with some original material

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    you have got to be fuggin kiddin me. you got a shot at conversing with a innerweb celeb, a bonafide friggin star, and thats what you got? you come up with that shit yerself or got a crack team of paid writers sittin around yer kitchen table whippin out one-liners? stay in yer paygrade son, and if you gotta chime in at least come up with some original material
    The Prick continues his sodomization of any and all posters who look to denegrate and defile the mighty Phallus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    The Prick continues his sodomization of any and all posters who look to denegrate and defile the mighty Phallus.
    et tu swinger???? dammit i aint sure what alla them big words mean but if yer bustin my balls like these other homos then im bringin out the big guns.....swinger i thought we was cool ya fargin bastage

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post


    you have got to be fuggin kiddin me. you got a shot at conversing with a innerweb celeb, a bonafide friggin star, and thats what you got? you come up with that shit yerself or got a crack team of paid writers sittin around yer kitchen table whippin out one-liners? stay in yer paygrade son, and if you gotta chime in at least come up with some original material
    I feel an obligation to beat you as a way of avenging the English language.

    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    The Prick continues his sodomization of any and all posters who look to denegrate and defile the mighty Phallus.
    How much rent do you charge his penis for all that time it spends residing in your mouth ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsPedagogy View Post
    I feel an obligation to beat you as a way of avenging the English language.


    i aint got much command of english but dont pedagogy mean you wanna bang little kids? that splains using words like "avenge" an also the goofy topgun shirt slick.
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    unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post

    i aint got much command of english but dont pedagogy mean you wanna bang little kids? that splains using words like "avenge" an also the goofy topgun shirt slick.
    Does pedagogy remind you of your 15 minutes of Fame on "To catch a predator"



    "I swear Chris Hanson... i was only here to help her with her football picks ... "

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    highway to the dangerzone.....goddammit that was a fuggin rockin tune. pedagogy you aint gotta try so hard son you already got mosta these fuggin losers beat cause yer only like 40lbs overweight for yer age. let it go dude, an embrace the prick like i know you really wanna/have/will. only this time it aint subject to don't ask/don't tell an it's mostly consenting adults.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    highway to the dangerzone.....goddammit that was a fuggin rockin tune. pedagogy you aint gotta try so hard son you already got mosta these fuggin losers beat cause yer only like 40lbs overweight for yer age. let it go dude, an embrace the prick like i know you really wanna/have/will. only this time it aint subject to don't ask/don't tell an it's mostly consenting adults.
    are you hitting on me prick ? Damn it ! I knew all these guys in a contest called "beat the prick" was a metaphor for some kind of circle jerk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsPedagogy View Post
    are you hitting on me prick ?

    uhm, nope. but looks like you do got some nice big floppy boobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging Johnson View Post
    The Prick continues his sodomization of any and all posters who look to denegrate and defile the mighty Phallus.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    et tu swinger???? dammit i aint sure what alla them big words mean but if yer bustin my balls like these other homos then im bringin out the big guns.....swinger i thought we was cool ya fargin bastage
    he's on your side.

    translation: "the prick is ass-raping the opposition"

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    going to get crazy

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    Awesome video dude! You are very funny and you're accent is so cool.

    So, I joined in this contest... it's my 1st...

    Greetings from Europe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OneTipster View Post
    Awesome video dude! You are very funny and you're accent is so cool.

    So, I joined in this contest... it's my 1st...

    Greetings from Europe!
    That's not an accent. That is what happens when you drop out of elementary school and start drinking moonshine and eat wild mushrooms at the age of 9. After 50 years doing this it adds up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glitch View Post
    he's on your side.

    translation: "the prick is ass-raping the opposition"
    Thank you Glitch for translating. Prickster, you're not only burying the haters, you're ramming them up the tushy as well.

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    This would be great if the guy could act even a little bit and not be so obviously reading the script.

    Unfortunately, he's too stupid to really pull this off.

    However, he has the prickish look and accent down pat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imack View Post
    This would be great if the guy could act even a little bit and not be so obviously reading the script.

    Unfortunately, he's too stupid to really pull this off.

    However, he has the prickish look and accent down pat.
    act? you think im a fuggin actor? huh, gonna cut you some slack cause that baseball helmet yer always wearin prolly cuts of the circulation to yer brain waterhead.

    you aint gotta be jealous cause i know how to read, aint no shame in bein illiterate son. maybe that chick that taught helen keller how ta read an write could do you a coupla favors hoss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    act? you think im a fuggin actor? huh, gonna cut you some slack cause that baseball helmet yer always wearin prolly cuts of the circulation to yer brain waterhead.

    you aint gotta be jealous cause i know how to read, aint no shame in bein illiterate son. maybe that chick that taught helen keller how ta read an write could do you a coupla favors hoss.
    Hey Prick,

    I'm so sad you were voted off Americas Got Talent Show:

    americas-got-talent-those-funny-little-people-live-show.jpg

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    Make your picks yous Prick yous

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    Quote Originally Posted by geebert74 View Post
    Make your picks yous Prick yous
    settle down geebert yer droolin all over yerself son. if it is ok with you i think mebbe i'll wait until theres at least one or two college totals on the board skippy. but only if you got no problem with that ya wanker

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    slow to make picks as usual , since 2005 .

    0-4 to start this season ?

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    hurry up man before my lines move.

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    Prick gets buried Week One

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    Prick gets buried Week One
    you aint got the sense god gave a turnip you fuggin retard. must be alla that dry heat in Vegas that got you an fishead pruned up an stupid.....oh thats right yer LYIN FUGGIN ass lives in Jersey. prolly locked in Corbins closet like the gimp. Heres a thought for ya son, mind yer business and keep savin yer nickels. maybe someday you too can actually fund an account an bet for real

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    Quote Originally Posted by aceking View Post
    slow to make picks as usual , since 2005 .

    0-4 to start this season ?
    you may wanna check the rules there slick before you start peein' yerself waitin on my picks. 0-4 aint gonna hurt my feelins near as much as 3-1.

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    nvm
    Last edited by belvedere86; 09-06-11 at 01:26 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Prick View Post
    act? you think im a fuggin actor? huh, gonna cut you some slack cause that baseball helmet yer always wearin prolly cuts of the circulation to yer brain waterhead.

    you aint gotta be jealous cause i know how to read, aint no shame in bein illiterate son. maybe that chick that taught helen keller how ta read an write could do you a coupla favors hoss.
    Prick, you gonn' go 3-1-0 every week

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    he stole my 2x pick. iowa will win by 30 points....not sure whats up with that line. 6.5???

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    This has to be the best name for a contest in internet history. Make me some more money this year trailer park boy.

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    The prick is a prick. Thank you all for allowing me to contribute.

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    home movie of the Prick learning football


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