1. 10-31-17 07:47 AM #2346
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    TEXAS Signup, same as always, 75 pt entry/25 pt entry, two pots, 100 for both, race is sunday, November 5, listed to start at 2pm est.... payouts same as they have been under Donk Management....

    time to give my home state Track a go.... I'll hopefully be butchering the bad ass 8 point buck I saw this past sunday morning while out on the ranch, as it's opening weekend of deer season (don't know how they ever expect to fill the grandstands at TMS on opening weekend of deer season, as most rednecks prefer huntin to watchin a race live, but I digress.....).

    Simply put, I won't be there for any november race. I like the spring race, as usually the weather and the scenery at the track are much better, as this photo from the DonkLand Archives of the wife and me shows:





    GOOD LUCK THIS WEEK..... We're at a track where you can really feel the speed..... (I know this because I have a recurring dream where I'm thrown into a cup car as a replacement driver the morning of the spring race at TMS..... )!!!
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  2. 10-31-17 11:29 AM #2347
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    I'm in and pts sent (100)

    *i never get tired of looking @ your wife's tatas
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  3. 10-31-17 01:01 PM #2348
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    those tatas get even more engorged when she gets mad at me for being five hours late, due to doing stupid shit like this last sunday out at the ranch:




    that was me doin' this guy's routine; well, at least a part of it, re: uncle gus and the grill.....

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  4. 10-31-17 04:11 PM #2349
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    Why y'all burn down my backyard every year Uncle Gus?!?!?


    Re-investing those winnings in both pots again this week.
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  5. 11-01-17 09:40 AM #2350
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    i'm still shell shocked that my perfect martinsville line up went up in smoke.... never even looked back to see what happened to the dinger or the 22.... both of which, statistically and speedwise for the weekend, were excellent pics.....
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  6. 11-01-17 10:57 AM #2351
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    never even set my line-up lol

    or bet the race

    or remember anything
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    never even set my line-up lol

    or bet the race

    or remember anything
    quick, fed-ex me some of whatever you were on.....
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  8. 11-02-17 08:55 AM #2353
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    quick, fed-ex me some of whatever you were on.....
    he wont mail it....

    i have tried

    true story
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    Quote Originally Posted by reigle9 View Post
    never even set my line-up lol

    or bet the race

    or remember anything
    lol just a couple handles of vodka and chain smoking reefer

    *over a few days and likely forgetting to eat
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    Since I like donating, in for both at Texas
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  11. 11-05-17 06:48 AM #2356
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    wife ruined my weekend of deer hunting.... guess i'll watch the damn race....
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  12. 11-05-17 07:25 AM #2357
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    Lets try this again, after 2 weeks ago messing up by not starting Blaney from the 40th position, and last week when they were qualifying I was sitting in a NFL stadium watching my Carolina Panthers beat Tampa Bay. I'm in desperation mode this week, time to eat.
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    I'm in Dallas this weekend, but won't be going to the race. I won't be watching it on TV, either.

    I'm here to celebrate my granddaughter's 12th birthday.
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    in for the big pot.
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    unfortunately, rob and opti were peaking over my shoulder when I made my awesome selections......
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    Bowyer

    I originally had Truex over him but I was then left with complete trash for my final roster spot so I had to make a change
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    DON'T FUK WITH THE DONK AT HIS HOME STATE TRACK.....

    ALL points to be paid to the team at the top of the weekly chart on fox fantasy racing..... (secret tiebreaker favored your's truly!!!)....

    j/k, of course.... looks like a threeway chop of all pts between the top three finishers, that being myself, opti, and rob....

    congrats, men!!!!
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    1075 total pts; 358, 358 and 359; payouts to be made shortly..... we'll give opti the extra point this week....
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    nice cash Donkers!

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    team donk always strong and lookin' good in Texas:



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    PHOENIX SIGN UP: same as always, 75 pt entry/25 pt entry, two pots, 100 for both, race is sunday, November 12, listed to start at 2:30 pm est.... payouts same as they have been under Donk Management....

    have to say I have a "hard spot" for pheonix, as the last time I was there this happened over at Talking Stick....


    (made my stick talk, as a matter of fact, when those little fat asian babies all popped up "grand"!!!!)

    SIGN UP HERE!!!!
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  23. 11-05-17 05:45 PM #2368
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    Good Week Gentleman, Opti you play much better when you play in the high roller pot, against the big dogs.

    Damn guys is this the last 2 weeks of Nascar Contests or will someone step up and find us a NEW Game starting next season ???
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    i only know of two other formats, that on nascar.com itself and yahoo.....

    yahoo ties you into a slate of 8 drivers, but i don't know for how long and how you use them each week.... i dumped it after the 500, same with nascar.com.....

    also, not sure how to create exclusive leagues..... or even if you can.... open to suggestions, and will be glad to run it if we get enough interest.....
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  25. 11-05-17 08:27 PM #2370
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    unfortunately, rob and opti were peaking over my shoulder when I made my awesome selections......
    Boom... mad mod skillz

    Two weeks in a row, what a roll.


    Lets go allin and another 100 for Phoenix
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    i only know of two other formats, that on nascar.com itself and yahoo.....

    yahoo ties you into a slate of 8 drivers, but i don't know for how long and how you use them each week.... i dumped it after the 500, same with nascar.com.....

    also, not sure how to create exclusive leagues..... or even if you can.... open to suggestions, and will be glad to run it if we get enough interest.....

    Nascar.com will probably do

    But have a look at this one http://www.racescore.com/Features/Personal

    Would cost you $55 for the year. Charge everyone $5 worth of points to enter to cover that.

    They have a demo account login there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Boom... mad mod skillz

    Two weeks in a row, what a roll.


    Lets go allin and another 100 for Phoenix
    that's the f'n spirit.....

    these are two bad ass nascar fantasy fooks right here:

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    should be a tense week leading up to the final....

    can the 4 repeat??? five goin' for one spot..... should be a good one....
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    Paid rob. I can see the finish line.
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    last season couldn't end fast enough

    this season cant last long enough...ahhhhh

    2 weeks
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    last season couldn't end fast enough

    this season cant last long enough...ahhhhh

    2 weeks
    what does it really matter since shaun ran off with all of our points for the year contest?

    there'll be no Christmas celebration in Whoville this year.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    what does it really matter since shaun ran off with all of our points for the year contest?

    there'll be no Christmas celebration in Whoville this year.....
    He stiffed me a couple of years ago over 130 bucks for a bet too.

    Acted like it was for points instead of money afterward, even thoiugh it was documented and plainly obvious he was just being a tight fisted asshole trying to wriggle out. (and had the temerity to call me the broke dick for caring enough about 130 bucks to call him out!)

    Guess i should not have let that one slide so easy in hindsight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    what does it really matter since shaun ran off with all of our points for the year contest?

    there'll be no Christmas celebration in Whoville this year.....
    oh i meaning my actual betting on it....

    not the cowardly stiff job....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    He stiffed me a couple of years ago over 130 bucks for a bet too.

    Acted like it was for points instead of money afterward, even thoiugh it was documented and plainly obvious he was just being a tight fisted asshole trying to wriggle out. (and had the temerity to call me the broke dick for caring enough about 130 bucks to call him out!)

    Guess i should not have let that one slide so easy in hindsight.
    wow didnt know that either....

    oh yeah like $130 is not a big deal?!...lol....id be pissed as well so guess im 1 too, and pretty sure he would have been had roles been reversed

    calling u broke when he ran away with other peoples betpoints...unreal
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    Quote Originally Posted by 5mike5 View Post
    oh i meaning my actual betting on it....

    not the cowardly stiff job....
    ah.... gotcha.....

    never really got my you wager geared toward nascar, as they post the f'n lines so damn late.....

    yeah, hate to see a good season end, but it is long as hell when you really stop and look at it..... late/jan arrive in daytona, end in homestead in mid-late november.....

    regardless, here's some shit worth the watch, that just popped up on my youtube this morning for some reason.... maybe Devine Intervention:

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