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    Ole Eddie
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    I just told my bookie I will literally take a shit on his face on Saturday...

    Just found this site, thought id share my plays with you young folk, I play a lot and I should win a lot on Saturday, the higher the risk the higher the retrun, here you go ladies...

    11-6-1


    Sparty -21
    Iowa -26.5
    Sooners -21'
    Georgia -24
    Penn State -15.5
    Ole Piss +7.5
    aTm -2.5
    Okie St -15.5
    Texas Tech -10
    Arizona -23
    Az St -13.5


    Uconn -6.5
    Wyoming -3
    Notre Dame -21'
    Cuse -4.5
    Northwestern -6
    Utah -22


    Gators -23=Push


    ' = bought half


    Have Fun Girls


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    Ole Eddie
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    you want write-up's?

    OK here you go...

    Sparty -21 - emu blows, sparty piss' on directional michigan teams

    Cuse -4.5 - akron blows, cuse blows, big east better than mac

    Northwestern -6 - duke blows, nu seeks revebge

    Sooners -21' - cincy will get pissed on by robert stoops and co, cincy's qb wont make it out of norman alive

    Gators -23 - swamp at night, freshman QB, 6 time revenge lol later canes

    Texas Tech -10 - mike leach takes shits on squads like reno, reno blows, tech piss' all over reno.

    Georgia -24 - ga will whip out there dicks on this MAC shit squad, and whack them around

    Penn State -15.5 - joe pa takes shits on pac ten teams, oregon state will get humilaited

    Wyoming -3 - air force blows, wyoming stops the run pretty good

    Notre Dame -21' - sdsu is an abortion and will literally get swallowed by charles weis III

    aTm -2.5 - atm's fans will burn down kyle field if they lose to these scumbags, they want a place to play home games this season so they wont lose

    Okie St -15.5 - mike gundy is a man and hes 40

    Ole Piss +7.5 - wake blows as a favorite, dont give me baylor bullshit i dont want to hear that dog shit

    Uconn -6.5 - temple is a MAC team and they like to shove poles up there ass, Jim Calhoun will roll in this one girls

    Utah -22 - mormans piss all over people from vegas especially when they are seeking revenge trust me

    Arizona -23 - toledo is a mac team and they blow, az will put up 80 pts

    Az St -13.5 - stanford is a good school, just not at football, az st is a bad school just not at football

    Iowa -26.5 - this will be like when you eat at mcdonalds and you come home and you take a splatter crap all over the toilet, very similar here...

    have a good time

    Ole Eddie

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    one underdog? You will be in for a surprise come Sunday.

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    most big betters dont bet 50 games , of you like that many games you , dont ever bet

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    jy
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    Ole Eddie
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    hey line crusher donkey dick what the **** did i ever do to you, you rooster sucker? copy and paste all of my god damn picks in ur thread you pussy, i dont give 2 shits, im not going to change anything scumbag

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    Ole Eddie
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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeFall View Post
    one underdog? You will be in for a surprise come Sunday.
    oh really? how do you know? did you watch last weeks games? chalk came in all day long. dogs will start to come in in the coming weeks just not in the first 2, so keep "fading the public" cause your a lazy capper and have no skills

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    Ole Eddie aint no damn tout and Ole eddie aint lookin for no free picks, ole eddie is not a big better I bet between 300-1500 a game...so why dont you go and mind your own business and go crush lines, pole smoker

    ole eddie has had enough for today, ole eddie is going to bed

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    You're boring and lame.

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    "I just told my bookie I will literally take a shit on his face on Saturday."

    No offense, but judging by your plays, I don't think he was too worried. You kind of redefine the term chalk eating weasel, but to each his own...

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    hilarious! these kind of threads really break up the monotony around here. keep 'em coming and gl 2day eddie.

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    Old eddies actually pretty funny... (read after his picks funny stuff)

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    I am not sure if you could be more offensive if you tried, but it was worth the read. GL but for your bookies sake, I hope you lose.

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    yeah, i laughed out loud at the iowa mcdonald's thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crackerjack View Post
    I am not sure if you could be more offensive if you tried, but it was worth the read. GL but for your bookies sake, I hope you lose.
    oh he's going to lose but still a very funny post, no?

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    My personal fav is the Texas A&M....

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    thanks guys, but seriously, im not going to lose, lets roll today folks, good luck to all...

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    or how about uconn and he's got jim calhoun coaching the football team too! magic.

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    Ole Eddie
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    manny you know im joking about the Calhoun comment

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ole Eddie View Post
    thanks guys, but seriously, im not going to lose, lets roll today folks, good luck to all...
    Read your analysis, made me laugh.
    Got tons of bets. A winning day is a winning day, hopefully you get over 60%. gl sir

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    Ole Eddie
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    thanks darrell74 - stand up guy right here

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    go get'em OE! ....

    Ole Eddie-><-his bookie

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    I agree, it's nice to have a little humore on here now and again. I actually agree with most of his picks, so we'll be going down together I guess

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    holy balls those write-ups were hilarious. can't wait till next weeks. you do nfl too?

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    good luck , dont know why you are so sensitive

    , i told my bookie the same thing he said head or gut





    Quote Originally Posted by Ole Eddie View Post
    you want write-up's?

    OK here you go...

    Sparty -21 - emu blows, sparty piss' on directional michigan teams

    Cuse -4.5 - akron blows, cuse blows, big east better than mac

    Northwestern -6 - duke blows, nu seeks revebge

    Sooners -21' - cincy will get pissed on by robert stoops and co, cincy's qb wont make it out of norman alive

    Gators -23 - swamp at night, freshman QB, 6 time revenge lol later canes

    Texas Tech -10 - mike leach takes shits on squads like reno, reno blows, tech piss' all over reno.

    Georgia -24 - ga will whip out there dicks on this MAC shit squad, and whack them around

    Penn State -15.5 - joe pa takes shits on pac ten teams, oregon state will get humilaited

    Wyoming -3 - air force blows, wyoming stops the run pretty good

    Notre Dame -21' - sdsu is an abortion and will literally get swallowed by charles weis III

    aTm -2.5 - atm's fans will burn down kyle field if they lose to these scumbags, they want a place to play home games this season so they wont lose

    Okie St -15.5 - mike gundy is a man and hes 40

    Ole Piss +7.5 - wake blows as a favorite, dont give me baylor bullshit i dont want to hear that dog shit

    Uconn -6.5 - temple is a MAC team and they like to shove poles up there ass, Jim Calhoun will roll in this one girls

    Utah -22 - mormans piss all over people from vegas especially when they are seeking revenge trust me

    Arizona -23 - toledo is a mac team and they blow, az will put up 80 pts

    Az St -13.5 - stanford is a good school, just not at football, az st is a bad school just not at football

    Iowa -26.5 - this will be like when you eat at mcdonalds and you come home and you take a splatter crap all over the toilet, very similar here...

    have a good time

    Ole Eddie

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    this guy is a joke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ole Eddie View Post
    you want write-up's?

    OK here you go...

    Sparty -21 - emu blows, sparty piss' on directional michigan teams

    Cuse -4.5 - akron blows, cuse blows, big east better than mac

    Northwestern -6 - duke blows, nu seeks revebge

    Sooners -21' - cincy will get pissed on by robert stoops and co, cincy's qb wont make it out of norman alive

    Gators -23 - swamp at night, freshman QB, 6 time revenge lol later canes

    Texas Tech -10 - mike leach takes shits on squads like reno, reno blows, tech piss' all over reno.

    Georgia -24 - ga will whip out there dicks on this MAC shit squad, and whack them around

    Penn State -15.5 - joe pa takes shits on pac ten teams, oregon state will get humilaited

    Wyoming -3 - air force blows, wyoming stops the run pretty good

    Notre Dame -21' - sdsu is an abortion and will literally get swallowed by charles weis III

    aTm -2.5 - atm's fans will burn down kyle field if they lose to these scumbags, they want a place to play home games this season so they wont lose

    Okie St -15.5 - mike gundy is a man and hes 40

    Ole Piss +7.5 - wake blows as a favorite, dont give me baylor bullshit i dont want to hear that dog shit

    Uconn -6.5 - temple is a MAC team and they like to shove poles up there ass, Jim Calhoun will roll in this one girls

    Utah -22 - mormans piss all over people from vegas especially when they are seeking revenge trust me

    Arizona -23 - toledo is a mac team and they blow, az will put up 80 pts

    Az St -13.5 - stanford is a good school, just not at football, az st is a bad school just not at football

    Iowa -26.5 - this will be like when you eat at mcdonalds and you come home and you take a splatter crap all over the toilet, very similar here...

    have a good time

    Ole Eddie
    Are you serious guy? Gotta love analysis that includes teams shitting and pissing on the other team.

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    God bless internet anonymity. You can be ten times tougher just by mashing some keys.

    I wish Pags would start his write ups with:

    I'M SO ****ING GOOD I'M PAGS I'M GOING TO SHIT ON THE WORLD

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    Arizona all day baby......WVU rolls and pisses and shits all over pirates today...Good thread bud....

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    hes drunk

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    Quote Originally Posted by shrax4 View Post
    God bless internet anonymity. You can be ten times tougher just by mashing some keys.

    I wish Pags would start his write ups with:

    I'M SO ****ING GOOD I'M PAGS I'M GOING TO SHIT ON THE WORLD
    don't take yourself so serious bro- just having a little fun here. ole eddie loves to lay the lumber and talk smack so just leave his thread alone and go f\*\*k yourself.

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    manny is right you guys take me way to serious lol im just ****in with all ya....

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    Sparty -21
    Iowa -26.5
    Sooners -21'
    Georgia -24
    Penn State -15.5
    Ole Piss +7.5


    Uconn -6.5
    Wyoming -3
    Notre Dame -21'
    Cuse -4.5


    aTm -2.5
    Okie St -15.5
    Gators -23
    Texas Tech -10
    Utah -22
    Arizona -23
    Az St -13.5
    Northwestern -6



    6-4 so far girls!!!

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    Sparty -21
    Iowa -26.5
    Sooners -21'
    Georgia -24
    Penn State -15.5
    Ole Piss +7.5
    aTm -2.5
    Okie St -15.5
    Gators -23


    Uconn -6.5
    Wyoming -3
    Notre Dame -21'
    Cuse -4.5
    Northwestern -6
    Utah -22



    Pending:

    Texas Tech -10
    Arizona -23
    Az St -13.5


    9-6 girls, yall thought i was going to get eatin alive today

    Guess not....

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    Wow. That was awesome.

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