[mr.kush]

wow that's insane!!!!

much luck profaner, hope you get back in the game.

[Le_Donk]

good luck man, i hope that you can get your car back and bang some hookers

[Smoke]

hey firedawg what i tell ya about auburn

[ProfaneReality]

donk who is that girl in your avatar... if i win i may go after her

[firedawg]

hey firedawg what i tell ya about auburn

yeah........ rub it in you fukkk nice call smoke

[CanuckG]

Buy a horse or a big pig to ride around town... I save a shiit ton of cash and the chicks love it

HAHAHAHAHA I was in my class with around 150 people in it and I bursted out laughing people around me gave me the weirdest faces...fukk if they only knew I scoped this forum they'd probably kill me.

[Double Bogey]

car has to stay in pawn for 72 hours... thats law here... because they run the info through the police dept to see if its stolen.

so I have 3 days, minimum

Again, if true, you're the dumbest guy on the planet. You're really going to risk the money at least 4 times over in the span of 3 days to get a bonus?

[ProfaneReality]

you dont get it guy....im a true gambler...this is what we do.

do you know how many lcd tv's ive bought and then sold...and then bought again in the last year?

[biff]

you dont get it guy....im a true gambler...this is what we do. do you know how many lcd tv's ive bought and then sold...and then bought again in the last year?

profane, i do not know where you sell your stuff but i can say the people looking to buy certain stuff on ebay love me. It's funny, people say you can always find a great deal on ebay if you look hard enough but how many of those great deals are from loser gamblers? i wonder what ebay would be like without us...

the funny part is some soccer mom is buying a cheap lcd tv from a degen gambler that prob has yellow stains on it from all the smoking and maybe some jizz... well not funny really.

[Waterstpub87]

How bad is your credit? I used to work for a consumer finance company. If you had the ability to pay them back and a credit score of around 580 you could get 7000 today.

[ProfaneReality]

profane, i do not know where you sell your stuff but i can say the people looking to buy certain stuff on ebay love me. It's funny, people say you can always find a great deal on ebay if you look hard enough but how many of those great deals are from loser gamblers? i wonder what ebay would be like without us...

the funny part is some soccer mom is buying a cheap lcd tv from a degen gambler that prob has yellow stains on it from all the smoking and maybe some jizz... well not funny really.

I sell on craigslist....fast cash for a gambler... I have a great story about one woman I sold one of my tvs to. But if no one believes I pawned my car, they definitely wouldn't believe that story.

[ProfaneReality]

How bad is your credit? I used to work for a consumer finance company. If you had the ability to pay them back and a credit score of around 580 you could get 7000 today.

I dont have what you would call "verifiable income"

[Double Bogey]

Well, i guess you're not down in the dumps until you're blowing guys for cash to gamble. Sounds like that's not too far off.

[biff]

I sell on craigslist....fast cash for a gambler... I have a great story about one woman I sold one of my tvs to. But if no one believes I pawned my car, they definitely wouldn't believe that story.

i believe you dude, do tell. By the way, never got into craigslist as i never understood how someone could be so dumb to buy an item their with no protection.

[ProfaneReality]

Vlad is on to me... he asked me if I go to vegas with the money he lends me... he doesn't understand how I pay it back so fast.. I told him he was close... and he just laughed.

[biff]

*there. didn't say i was smart... damn no edit button

[shaggy3000]

I sell on craigslist....fast cash for a gambler... I have a great story about one woman I sold one of my tvs to. But if no one believes I pawned my car, they definitely wouldn't believe that story.

no do tell

[CanuckG]

Why are you still paying for the internet you gotta cut back that is what a real degen does

[brxbmbers42]

profane you are good at making up stories you should wright a novel.

[falconticket]

I've had to sell my body for sex to middle aged women many times to pay gambling debts.

[ProfaneReality]

1st play

Texas Tech +4 1st half 1 unit

if-win attached to it of Wisconsin +2 1st Half for .5 unit

[steveC3]

that a boy,keep it going ,and best of luck

[MadTiger]

How bad is your credit? I used to work for a consumer finance company. If you had the ability to pay them back and a credit score of around 580 you could get 7000 today.

Are you serious? Hell, just yesterday, a guy was talking about getting with a factoring company to help his cashflow, but he only wanted like 3 Gs. Your company could CLEAN UP on microloans.

EDIT: was this pre-credit crunch, though?

580 may be more like 680 now.

[ProfaneReality]

bricked. dont have too many misses left before I bust

[robmpink]

atleast you will save gas $$$

[Herky]

Auburn was too easy, why would you take Oregon?

[Waterstpub87]

Are you serious? Hell, just yesterday, a guy was talking about getting with a factoring company to help his cashflow, but he only wanted like 3 Gs. Your company could CLEAN UP on microloans. EDIT: was this pre-credit crunch, though? 580 may be more like 680 now.

I no longer work for them, but 3000 loans would be easy to get. And no this was 3 months ago. Before the credit crunch, Anyone with a FICO score above 700 could qualify for 8000 with no income. They do very well with microloans. The Interest rate on them in Pennsylvania was anywhere between 16.99 and 28.99, but also paying unearned interest on prepayment with the rule of 7s. People would come in there with credit scores in the mid 500s and walk out with thousand easily.

[ThaWoj]

gl i've done it twice when i used to live in illinois with my 02 kia i got 1100 and 800 each time. but at least they let me keep the car. had to get friedns and family to help me pay it back since i lost all the money at the track on the 1st day.

each time cost around 2 grand to clear the title.

dont get me started on payday loans

[stealthyburrito]

I did intend to do that... but i turned it off pretty quickly there were 6 russians in there and me. didnt want to fukk around.. I do have a short video but doesnt give much detail

you gotta be incognegro about it.

[sh35109]

can't believe that a couple people here actually believe this guy.

i love degenerate gamblers, they are what make this whole thing fun

[ThaWoj]

if you can count on 2 hands how many times you've been homeless, or if you can count at all how many times you've been negative in the bank or eaten oatmeal and popcorn for 8 straight days then u aint a true degen.

being a degen sucks.

[ehp6737]

Whether it's true or not, it makes for some entertaining reading

[Double Bogey]

Whether it's true or not, it makes for some entertaining reading

lol very true

[beerman2619]

Damn that Texas Tech first half play wasn't a good one best of luck on your next one.

[wookieehumper]

This guy is full of crap. If he lost his car, I doubt he would be posting on SBR all cavalier about it right now