[DangerousOne]

Every year bowl season comes around and I really could care less about every Bowl Game except the Natl Championship game. No one cares about the Little Ceasars Bowl, The GoDaddy.com Bowl, Insight, Holiday, Poinsetta, Christmas or any other crappy bowl. I think teams should play in the bowls that they fit in best, not because they finished 4th in the pac-10 or 6th in the SEC. From the people that give you Who to Fade... Who to Follow I give you the Imaginary Bowl Series complete w/ predictions:

1. The Philosophy Bowl
This years Philosophy Bowl pits FSU & their great thinker Ponder vs The Auburn Tigers and Cam Newton's Theory of Relative's can get me paid. We expected a high scoring game w/ these 2 great philosophers at the helm but as Ponder wonders about his latest injury and Newton is declared inelidgeble the game goes into the 4th in a 0-0 tie. Auburn boosters fearing the worst get together and pitch in (alledgedly) to get Bo Jackson back in uniform as the Tigers pull ahead and win 14-0

2. The Jenna Jameson Porno Bowl
Oregon St vs South Carolina. It's a natural fit The Beavers vs The Cocks. USC penetrates through OSU gaping holes all game long in this one. The Beavers leave this one less than satisfied as the cocks explode all over the scoreboard 48-14.
(Side note Moorehead St is already trying to get in this game next year)

3. The Snookie Bowl
This years Snooke Bowl features a matchup of Syracuse and Tennesee. To qualify for this game you must meet 3 criteria
1. Must be mostly Orange
2. Must have a serious lack of talent
3. Must fade into oblivion after a few semi-succesful seasons.
Syracuse fist pumps their way to a win 9-7. But I wouldn't touch that grenade w/ your Spreadsheet.

More to come soon...

[talnted]

hell yea jenna jameson bowl

[DangerousOne]

4. The Liberace Bowl
In the seasons gayest game (not that there's anything wrong whith it) This years Liberace Bowl is a matchup of The University Of San Francisco taking on The Rainbow Warriors of Hawaii. After going up big USF loses steam as The Rainbow Warriors come from behind to pound USF into submission Hawaii-55 San Fran-17

[HoldEmHook!!]

what about the "which way did he go" bowl......WVA v/s LSU ever seen two coaches that look so clueless

[DangerousOne]

I dunno bout that one hook, it's true and all just not funny.

[hokieskins1]

haha one of the funniest posts that I have seen on this website haha

[CollegeOverUnder]

4. The Liberace Bowl
In the seasons gayest game (not that there's anything wrong whith it) This years Liberace Bowl is a matchup of The University Of San Francisco taking on The Rainbow Warriors of Hawaii. After going up big USF loses steam as The Rainbow Warriors come from behind to pound USF into submission Hawaii-55 San Fran-17

lol that was clever

[DangerousOne]

5. The Holy Bowl
In a triple threat match for gods affection ND vs TCU vs BYU to determine the age old question; what is the correct religion? The final score Notre Dame 10 - TCU - 34 - BYU - 38. MORMONS WIN... who knew?

[DangerousOne]

6. The Unicorn Bowl
In this matchup of ficticious creatures The Demon Deacons of Wake Forrest take on the Dragons of Lane College. At 1st glance this Riley Skinner led Wake squad looks to be the favorite but as the teams emerge from the tunnel I'm not so sure. Head Coach Dragonheart (he actually sounds like Sean Connery) tells Erin Andrews that the Dragons will hand the ball to Cloverfield all day and look to plug up the middle w/ star nose tackle Snuffaluffagus. Final Score, Dragons 308 - Deacons 7. HUGE UPSET. What is a Demon Deacon anyway?

[BigdaddyQH]

I think you have to add Yeshiva University to the Holy Bowl and make it a 4 team playoff. That would make BCS haters very happy. I give the edge to Yeshiva, who calls in subs from Israel's Moussad, and kills the opposition. Literally.

[DangerousOne]

I think you have to add Yeshiva University to the Holy Bowl and make it a 4 team playoff. That would make BCS haters very happy. I give the edge to Yeshiva, who calls in subs from Israel's Moussad, and kills the opposition. Literally.

Fair enough. The IBS is all about equality.

[DangerousOne]

7. The Nasdaq Stock Market Bowl
South Florida vs Cal in this stock market matchup of Bulls vs Bears. It's an up and down game where no one's sure what's going on as both teams suffer losses on every play they attempt, just like the real stock market. In the end it's the Bears... or is it the Bulls? I always get those 2 mixed up.

[DangerousOne]

8. The Flying Insect Bowl
This year's Flying Insect Bowl features the triple-option attack of the Ga Tech Yellow Jackets vs The Wasps of Emory & Henry University. This year's sponsor The Honey Baked Ham Co. went all out as the national anthem will be sung by "Bee"-yonce followed w/ the coin toss by astronaut Buzz Aldrin while Sting will play the song Honey by Bobby Goldsboro at halftime (I had to dig deep for that one). Prediction Ga Tech 203 - Emory 7

[DangerousOne]

9. The Tom Selleck Mustachio Bowl
Honorary Captains Rollie Fingers and Jason Lee (My Name Is Earl) wave to the fans on the way out to midfield for the opening coin toss. Anyone with a moustache gets 1/2 priced tickets as Pat Hill and his stache lead his Fresno St squad against Wannsdedt and his moustached Pitt Panthers. As the Panthers take the field and officials realize that Coach Wannsdedt is no longer w/ the team they are disqualified. Fresno St wins by forfeit and word comes in that the early candidates for the new Pitt head coach are Jeff Foxworthy, Burt Reynolds, Dr Phil, Borat, Holk Hogan, & Geraldo Rivera. They really want to be in this game next year.

Moustache Side note - Here's a fun Bowl Bet. My nephew and I have a bet where whoever get more bowl games wrong grows a moustache. Try it w/ a friend, when people ask you why the moustache you can tell them you lost a bet or you want to be the next head coach at Pitt.

[DangerousOne]

10. The McDonalds Sumo Bowl
In the Fat Boy matchup of the century that would make even Bam Margera's dad happy, Ruffin McNeill's (who looks like the lovechild of Art Shell & Grimace) ECU Pirates take on Ralph Friedgren's Maryland Terrapins (The IBS hears that Marylan is replacing Freidgren w/ Mark Mangino just for the extra 50lbs or so). They actually got 1 right this year!!! The teams will call in Andy Reid & Charlie Weis as consultants for this game as paramedics line the grueling 18ft walk to the stadium. This game is one cheeseburger short of a triple bipass either way... too tough to call.

[DangerousOne]

11. The Jagged Animal Bowl
This matchup of sharp creatures showcases the Horned Frogs of TCU vs the Arkansas Razorbacks. Let's say TCU 21-10.

[Bluedragon]

8. The Flying Insect Bowl
This year's Flying Insect Bowl features the triple-option attack of the Ga Tech Yellow Jackets vs The Wasps of Emory & Henry University. This year's sponsor The Honey Baked Ham Co. went all out as the national anthem will be sung by "Bee"-yonce followed w/ the coin toss by astronaut Buzz Aldrin while Sting will play the song Honey by Bobby Goldsboro at halftime (I had to dig deep for that one). Prediction Ga Tech 203 - Emory 7

This is a hilarious thread. These puns are just priceless. I can't believe I'm actually reading this! It's so rich! Thanks for the laugh!!

[MuchoPeso]

Getting a little lame now.....let it go.