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    Sammy 11
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    Strip down Saturday......... All or Nothing

    2010 CFB RECORD 10-5 +175 UNITS. i WILL NOW BE KEEPING A DAILY TOTAL ON MY DAYS WAGERS. FRIDAY. 2-1 -15 UNITS. WON THE YANKEES FOR 75 UNITS, WON THE DALLAS MAVS FOR 10 UNITS, AND LOST THE LOUISVILLE ML FOR 100, -15 UNITS ON THE DAY, THATS 15K, NOT A BIG DEAL. i HAVE BEEN UP ALL FREAKING NIGHT DISGUSTED WITH THE PLAY OF THE HOME TEAM LAST NIGHT, HELL UP 24-14 AND ONLY SCORING 3 2ND HALF POINTS IS UNACCEPTABLE, I CALLED AND FRIEND OF MINE BACK IN KENTUCKY WHO KNOWS THE HEAD COACH AT LOUISVILLE AND TOLD HIM TO GET THAT TEAM MORE FOCUSED AND GET IT DONE, MY WORD IN LIFE MEANS A LOT, WHETHER YOU ALL BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I AM VERY INFLUENTIAL AND HAVE A MIND THAT SEEMS TO GO DEEPER THAN THE EYE CAN SEE. ANYWAY I AM HEADING BACK TO VEGAS IN A FEW HOURS WITH MY COUSIN AND MAKING 2 HUGE WAGERS, I ALSO HAVE SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS THERE, I MIGHT WORK FOR A CASINO THERE PART TIME DOING WORK FROM MY HOME, SPORTS RELATED WORK, CAN NOT SAY ANYMORE THAN THAT, AFTER ALL SAMMY SUNSHINE IS A MOBILE MOVER AND SHAKER, I CALLED IN 2 WAGERS TO THE BIG TIME LOCAL IN NYC, AND WHEN I GET TO VEGAS I AM ADDING TO IT, HERE ARE MY 2 PLAYS FOR SATURDAY CFB. FIRST PLAY.................. TEXAS A&M -3.5 FOR 220 UNITS. THIS ONE WILL BE NOT CLOSE. SECOND PLAY...... ARMY +7 FOR 110 UNITS. ENJOY THE GAMES AND SEE YOU LATER FROM VEGAS BABY, SAMMY WILL GO 2-0 AND WIN 300 UNITS HERE IS THE BREAKDOWN OF MY WAGERS..... PLACED WITH THE LOCAL, 55 UNITS ON ARMY, IN VEGAS WAGERING THE OTHER 55 UNITS, RISKING 110 UNITS TO WIN 100 UNITS, PLACED WITH THE LOCAL 110 UNITS ON TEXAS A&M, IN VEGAS WILL WAGER THE OTHER 110 UNITS ON TEXAS A&M, RISKING 220 TO WIN 200 UNITS. THIS DAY WILL EITHER MAKE ME AND I CAN REALLY SIT BACK AND BE HAPPY FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS, I WILL STILL WORK, BUT HAVE A NICE BANKROLL AND BIG SAVINGS ACCOUNT, OR I WILL BE BASICALLY DONE, AND WILL HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN, I AM PUTTING UP MY 2002, 103,000 DOLLAR LOTTERY WINNINGS AS WELL, OK GUYS ENJOY YOUR DAY AND I HOPE SAMMY SIDEWALK WILL BE DANCING THE STREETS OF VEGAS AROUND 3:30PM EASTERN TIME, 2 BIG PLAYS AND ONE BIG HEART! LET YOUR HEART SHINE IN! SAMMY WAS HERE.

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    bigcat1
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    (really) wow---i don't know even how to respond

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    chimp
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    is this that pauly guy

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    Sammy 11
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    on the road guys be in Vegas by 11:00am EST. 2 BIG GAMES FOR SWEET SAMMY SUNSHINE! IF YOU DARE TO FADE ME GOOD FREAKING LUCK.

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    LV420
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    Good thing Sammy put that call in!! I'm sure that team is focused and ready to go.

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    GOOD LUCK BIG SAMMY HOPE UR DANCINGAGGIES GET IT DONE BABY!!!!!!

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    drfunkmaster
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sammy 11 View Post
    MY WORD IN LIFE MEANS A LOT, WHETHER YOU ALL BELIEVE IT OR NOT, I AM VERY INFLUENTIAL AND HAVE A MIND THAT SEEMS TO GO DEEPER THAN THE EYE CAN SEE. [/COLOR][/SIZE]
    THEN you should be able to fix every game and win every single god damn game ever.. BUT NO.. you dont know a soul in this world.. your imaginary friends only. Only little kids have imaginary friends..

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    At least he's put in the time to format the text of his post uniquely.

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    hugh4310
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    Your mom giving you the job to mow the grass is not a casino job. And you talking football with your dad is not calling someone that knows the Louisville coach. Get a life no one is following your chasing ass anymore!

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    FilletMaster
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    wtf haha. hugh, i thought you were aboard the sammy express. the moneytrain. the highway to heaven.

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    ANOTHER TRIP TO "VEGAS" THIS CLOWN IS HILARIOUS!! SAD AND PATHETIC BUT HILARIOUS!

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    BigdaddyQH
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    Hey Sammy. Guess what. No one in Vegas knows you, Mr. High Roller. Where do you gamble at? You give yourself away. Why would you post the time of arrival in Eastern Time?

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    Sammy the Bull has millions but choose to drive 8 hours back and forth to Vegas 2-3 times a week and stays with a friend...what a high roller

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    The guy is just a liar and fillet if you keep following you will get killed! People that chase and don't use money management end up getting really hurt in sports gambling.

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    Sammy 11
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    big daddy, I said eastern time zone BECAUSE THE GAMES ARE SET THAT WAY , plus I lived and was raised in Philly and that's how talk . Just arrived in Vegas, heading to the sports books to place my wagers,GOOD LUCK GUYS. TEXAS A&M -3.5 and ARMY +7. See you all
    Later. I am
    In sin city baby time to get
    Paid!!!!!

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    FilletMaster
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    hugh or anyone else. his units, huge bets, trips to vegas, pizza pies etc. may or may not be real. However, I suggest you tail his college picks. To be honest, i haven't, but will start today (small) just for the f*** of it. Have my own agenda and winning picks of course. Sammy has a legit won-loss record at 10-5 and that is real. it's damn real. Betting equal units on each game makes you a winner. No Doubt.

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    EddieMush
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    Quote Originally Posted by kcDdegenerate View Post
    Sammy the Bull has millions but choose to drive 8 hours back and forth to Vegas 2-3 times a week and stays with a friend...what a high roller
    SEE SAMMY DRIVE:


    SEE SAMMY CELEBRATE

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilletMaster View Post
    hugh or anyone else. his units, huge bets, trips to vegas, pizza pies etc. may or may not be real. However, I suggest you tail his college picks. To be honest, i haven't, but will start today (small) just for the f*** of it. Have my own agenda and winning picks of course. Sammy has a legit won-loss record at 10-5 and that is real. it's damn real. Betting equal units on each game makes you a winner. No Doubt.
    10-6
    He had Middle Tenn State before he had Troy

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    Quote Originally Posted by EddieMush View Post
    10-6
    He had Middle Tenn State before he had Troy

    wasnt that a tuesday game couple weeks ago? pretty sure he switched that one BEFORE game time while eating a mgm hot dog or something.. troy was confirmed.

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    i just dont what to say after that post by sammy sunshine

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    This guy needs to stay off mommy's computer.

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    I love reading Sammy's write-ups. It's like he's a creative writing major or something. I just wish he would turn off the capslock

    Good luck everyone! (including you Sammy!)


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    Ninersnut
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    I think it is hilarious......

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    Kermit
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    100 units lost on the college game, he bet 75 on the Yankess at -146 = 51 units and 10 on Dallas at -110 = 9.1 units that equals 60 units for the day.

    How are you only down 15 units again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    100 units lost on the college game, he bet 75 on the Yankess at -146 = 51 units and 10 on Dallas at -110 = 9.1 units that equals 60 units for the day.

    How are you only down 15 units again?
    Pretty sure the juice only applies for winners or his local gives him every line at +100. Not a bad strategy, aye?

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    Kermit
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    LOL Now Sammy is getting a Job at the Casino. Well that will make it easier for you to place your $200,000 wagers then. No more stories of driving to Vegas and having to pull over to post messeges here. You should have just thought of this story in the first place.

    Let's see, Sammy is/was a

    Pizza Shop Owner in Philly
    A Writer for Children's Pop-Up books
    Assistant to a Movie Director
    Actor
    And now is going to be working in Vegas at a Casino

    Can it possibly get any better than this?

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    Why do people care about how he portrays himself or his math skills, its a forum, Ive it upsets you all so much, dont read his shit, plain and simple. Unless youre that concerned about what this dude says, ignore him, let him talk his talk,

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    I personally find nothing wrong with it, it is very entertaining

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    Good luck today Sammy!

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    hugh4310
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    Texas A&M getting that ass kicked! Chasing is bad tried to warn you!

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    You had one thing right... "THIS ONE WILL BE NOT CLOSE"

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    o m g i had army too

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    go ahead sammy..put 200k more on army and get your money back

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    Lets go Mizzou

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