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    curious
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    10 Pick Teaser GUARANTEED WINNER $100 wins $1500

    I'm going to cash these two easy teasers today:
    Navy -7 Win
    Nevada PK Win
    USC -12 1/2 Win
    California -6 1/2 Lost
    WVA -21 1/2 Lost
    Arizona State PK Win
    Hawaii -6 1/2
    Troy -8 1/2 Lost
    UCF -1/2 Win
    BYU -9 Win

    Some crackhead didn't like the teaser above so I put this one on:
    Tennessee +14 Win
    San Deigo State +22 1/2 Win
    UCF -1/2 Win
    Louisiana Tech +14 Lost
    VA Tech +3 Win
    Oregon +8 1/2 Win
    Ariz +14 Win
    FL Int'l +11 Win
    FL Atlantic +23 Win
    Oklahoma +4 Win
    Last edited by curious; 12-02-07 at 09:26 AM.

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    Playing 10 favorites, even with a teaser is a loser ... That simple.

    Good luck anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kdmfox View Post
    Playing 10 favorites, even with a teaser is a loser ... That simple.

    Good luck anyway.
    I won two teasers like this yesterday, one in college basketball and one in the NBA.

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    uhhhhhh,i dont know about EASY.thats kinda going a little to far.you are saying there is gonna be no upsets huh.WRONG.YOU LOSE..............GUARANTEED

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    I'm a bit skeptical you won a 10 team teaser in both college bb and NBA yesterday.

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    1:15 payout on an 10 team teaser? did you mean 100 to win 15 grand? at my book even a 8 team teaser getting 10 points would pay $1500 if you bet just $10. Seems phishy

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    Quote Originally Posted by PerfecTrader View Post
    1:15 payout on an 10 team teaser? did you mean 100 to win 15 grand? at my book even a 8 team teaser getting 10 points would pay $1500 if you bet just $2. Seems phishy
    This is a 7 point teaser, $100 to win $1500

    2727665 2007-12-01 09:06 10 Team Teaser Football $100 $1500 Football Army vs. Navy 2007-12-01 12:00:00 NAVY
    -7 -250 Pending
    Football Louisiana Tech vs. Nevada 2007-12-0116:00:00 NEVADA
    PK -255 Pending
    Football UCLA vs. USC ~ABC~ 2007-12-01 16:30:00 USC
    -12½ -250 Pending
    Football California vs. Stanford 2007-12-01 19:00:00 CALIFORNIA
    -6½ -250 Pending
    Football Pittsburgh vs. West Virginia 2007-12-0119:45:00 WEST VIRGINIA
    -21½ -250 Pending
    Football Arizona U vs. Arizona State 2007-12-01 20:00:00 ARIZONA STATE
    PK -250 Pending
    Football Washington U vs. Hawaii 2007-12-01 23:30:00 HAWAII
    -6½ -250 Pending
    Football Florida Atlantic vs. Troy 2007-12-01 14:00:00 TROY
    -8½ -250 Pending
    Football Tulsa vs. Central Florida 2007-12-01 12:00:00 CENTRAL FLORIDA
    -0½ -250 Pending
    Football BYU vs. San Diego State 2007-12-01 18:30:25 BYU
    -9 -250 Pending

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    Any successful gambler knows that teasers and parlays are sucker bets. Otherwise we'd all be millionaires. If your teaser is guaranteed then why not bet $1000? or even more. You can't loose right? Why only $150. Seems like a small bet on a can't loose teaser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Baron View Post
    Any successful gambler knows that teasers and parlays are sucker bets. Otherwise we'd all be millionaires. If your teaser is guaranteed then why not bet $1000? or even more. You can't loose right? Why only $150. Seems like a small bet on a can't loose teaser.
    Geeze, I was having a little fun. Poking fun at the people who makes these stupid LOCK and PLAY OF THE CENTURY posts. You people sound like a bunch of whiney old women. That's why I only bet a $100 crackhead, this will pay off probably about the same time my asteroid insurance pays off.

    But, I did win two of these yesterday.

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    i knew you were messing around on your first post but some people have trouble following the jokes. in maine we call them inbread, but you can call them whatever you want 'cause they won't know what you're talking about anyway. good luck with your tease bro!

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    Sorry, but humor and sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet. Thats why you use stuff like this. and this

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Baron View Post
    Sorry, but humor and sarcasm doesn't translate well over the internet. Thats why you use stuff like this. and this
    Well, as long as I hve been around and as many solid picks as I have posted in the various sports, I would think that everyone knows by now that I am CRAZY, but a good handicapper (except in hockey UGH).

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    Curious~
    My bad and I shouldn't get high so early in the a.m. lmao I was confusing it with parlays. Don't care what people say about sucker bets, every dog has his day and even I went 11-2 once this season. I was really baked last night and bet 2 8 team parlays. I bet 2$ on each and would win $300 on either in a miracle. So as stupid of a play it is, I lose the cost of a pack of smokes and I quit last month anyway

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    It's funny how fast people can get down on eachother in this forum. Simply put, it is fun to mess around with teaser's and hit them every once in a while. It's not that we are not playing straight bets, it's just fun to bet a few dollars on like 10 teams and hit a few bucks. Now, I would not do this everyday, but, once a week with a few will not hurt you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xyzky View Post
    It's funny how fast people can get down on eachother in this forum. Simply put, it is fun to mess around with teaser's and hit them every once in a while. It's not that we are not playing straight bets, it's just fun to bet a few dollars on like 10 teams and hit a few bucks. Now, I would not do this everyday, but, once a week with a few will not hurt you.
    I do really well with teasers. I always bet all my plays as teasers using round robins of all my plays for every number of picks from 2 to total number of teams.

    I don't want to do all that typing, so I just put the largest teaser here.

    All you have to do is have a winning percentage including the additional points and this pays off. Then on the days when you go 8-0, 7-0, etc, it REALLY pays off.

    I really like the teasers with hockey, those extra 5 pucks can win a lot of games LOL

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    Navy comes in!!!

    Navy wins!!


    GOOOOO the other 14 plays I have LOL

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    UCF comes in!!!

    UCF WINNER!! GOOOOOOOO my other 18 teams!!!!!!!!!!
    GOOOOOOOO Nevada PK
    GOOOOOOOO USC -12 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO California -6 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO WVA -21 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO Arizona State PK
    GOOOOOOOO Hawaii -6 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO Troy -8 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO UCF -1/2
    GOOOOOOOO BYU -9
    GOOOOOOOO Tennessee +14
    GOOOOOOOO San Deigo State +22 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO Louisiana Tech +14
    GOOOOOOOO VA Tech +3
    GOOOOOOOO Oregon +8 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO Ariz +14
    GOOOOOOOO FL Int'l +11
    GOOOOOOOO FL Atlantic +23
    GOOOOOOOO Oklahoma +4

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    VA Tech Comes IN!!!

    Va Tech WINNER!! GOOOOOOOO my other 17 teams!!!!!!!!!!
    GOOOOOOOO Nevada PK
    GOOOOOOOO USC -12 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO California -6 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO WVA -21 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO Arizona State PK
    GOOOOOOOO Hawaii -6 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO Troy -8 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO UCF -1/2
    GOOOOOOOO BYU -9
    GOOOOOOOO Tennessee +14
    GOOOOOOOO San Deigo State +22 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO Louisiana Tech +14
    GOOOOOOOO Oregon +8 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO Ariz +14
    GOOOOOOOO FL Int'l +11
    GOOOOOOOO FL Atlantic +23
    GOOOOOOOO Oklahoma +4

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    Florida Atlantic comes IN!!!

    Florida atlantic wins!!! The favorites teaser loses, hoping the dog teaser wins
    GOOOOOOOO Tennessee +14
    GOOOOOOOO San Deigo State +22 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO Louisiana Tech +14
    GOOOOOOOO Oregon +8 1/2
    GOOOOOOOO Ariz +14
    GOOOOOOOO FL Int'l +11
    GOOOOOOOO Oklahoma +4

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    Missed it by one game

    Dang Louisiana Tech messed up my teaser

    Tennessee +14 Win
    San Deigo State +22 1/2 Win
    UCF -1/2 Win
    Louisiana Tech +14 Lost
    VA Tech +3 Win
    Oregon +8 1/2 Lost
    Ariz +14 Win
    FL Int'l +11 Win
    FL Atlantic +23 Win
    Oklahoma +4 Win

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    Quote Originally Posted by kdmfox View Post
    I'm a bit skeptical you won a 10 team teaser in both college bb and NBA yesterday.
    I won one today too crackhead.


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    oregon + 8 1/2 was a winner

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    have you thot to bet the early games on 1 teaser and then a larger amount on a second teaser for the later games? where is your maximum yield? or is there no natural break between the games?

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    Quote Originally Posted by idontlikerocks View Post
    have you thot to bet the early games on 1 teaser and then a larger amount on a second teaser for the later games? where is your maximum yield? or is there no natural break between the games?
    For college basketball I make a list of all the road teams that are winless on the road and if they are playing anyone decent I bet against the road team. This has won TONS in teasers. Straight betting the spread still works, but not as effective because even these bad college teams can cover a 30 point spread. LOL But I have noticed that they don't cover the spread and 5 points as often.

    I'm doing this mostly to hedge other plays. I also have a huge rollover to meet so I am looking for angles that have a positive expectation overall. Teasing these bad NCAAB teams has been positive so far. I also do 2,3,4,5,6,7,8, and 9 pick teasers of these same teams. So, what happens is when it works you win HUGE. When it doesn't work the 2 and 3 pick teasers usually make up most of the losses because the overall win % of teasing these games is always > 50%.

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    Looking at your 10 team winner (and I sent you congrats in another thread), 15-1 payoff seems too cheap. All 10 bets have an adjusted line at -210. -210 equals a 67.74% win expectation and hitting 10 straight computes to .6774 to the tenth power. This computation comes out to .02 or 2 percent, which equates to 48-1 fair odds. Nice win, but at 15-1, I think you were ripped off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HedgeHog View Post
    Looking at your 10 team winner (and I sent you congrats in another thread), 15-1 payoff seems too cheap. All 10 bets have an adjusted line at -210. -210 equals a 67.74% win expectation and hitting 10 straight computes to .6774 to the tenth power. This computation comes out to .02 or 2 percent, which equates to 48-1 fair odds. Nice win, but at 15-1, I think you were ripped off.
    I don't know how to calculate a teaser. But, I have seen other people post 10 pick teasers at The RX forum and they had similar payouts.

    Are you saying that a teaser is a parlay with the odds adjusted for the 5 points first? So, you calculate it the same way you calculate a parlay?

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    Basically a teaser is a parlay of adjusted lines. The extra points you get obviously increase each pick's chances of winning. The actual win probabilty of each is somewhere in the 65-70% range. Your book put the lines at -210 each. And -210 equals a 67.74% win expectation (210/310), so I went with that number.

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