It looks like the race was just too close to call so the BCS committee has decided to experiment a little and let the 2 teams actually determine the champion by playing another game!
Except they won't be playing football, they'll be playing POKER. This way they will both be able to benefit most from good fraudulent play.
What a concept...
Tonight's matchup will be played in an undisclosed location. The BCS is testing to find out which US location is most likely to suffer a catastrophic disaster while the game is in process thus pulling in the massive HATER population to catapult ratings to an all-time high.