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    Pick the LOW HANGING FRUITS!--- Bread And Butter Saturday Specials

    Boys, I don't have much time so I'm just gonna say it

    I leave SBR if these plays don't net +$$$ today

    PSU (-10) 3X
    OU ML (+105 right now) Must PLAY!!!! 10x play of the Century
    Baylor ML (-260) 5.2x
    Clemson ML (-8) 2.5x
    Texas ML (+250) 2x
    Miami (-3) 2x

    25 units in play to win roughly 25 units

    I SWEAR TO FUKKING GOD THIS IS THE LOTTERY TICKET AND I LEAVE OTHERWISE

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    Where will you go?

    Gl

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    kraken

    I'm not sure its in my best interest for you to go

    change your tune

    maybe GO..............for a tampon

    ok pal?

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    Hey Kraken,are you OK ? I mean health wise ( don't have much time)...hope all is well !

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    kraken

    I'm not sure its in my best interest for you to go

    change your tune

    maybe GO..............for a tampon

    ok pal?
    Roger that. But I'm not really worried Rudy, never felt stronger about a Saturday card. I'll be around with a fresh tamp tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Where will you go?

    Gl
    Good questions, I haven't really thought it through that far because I'm 100% confident.

    I would probably go back full time to gaylive and help them get their #'s up

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    Play of the century

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    had no clue gaylive sells tampons

    i would suggest walgreens or walmart

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    Karken this is bad

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    Gauch this is my best work of the day

    Im about to give the board +10units of winners

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    If I've said it 1000 times I'll say it once more

    PICK THE LOW HANGING FRUITS

    Every week there are games that are easy. You look back on Sunday and wonder WHY IN THE HELL you didn't bet those games

    These are those games

    Bet em

    Or don't

    I will be up 10% in my online portfolio, minimum.

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    so from $1 to $1.10?

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    Kracken i love OU today Baker makes his NFL statement game today in Bedlam.

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    RUdy your insecurities are just overwhelming

    Harry pound the Fukk out of that play

    Gonna Just chalk Baylor up to an easy victory

    1-0 ALREADY +2 units and we haven’t even started

    10+ is almost a guarantee

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    RUdy your insecurities are just overwhelming
    the guy saying he will leave SBR if he loses........says i have insecurities

    you cant make this shit up

    good luck over at gayforpay

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    the guy saying he will leave SBR if he loses........says i have insecurities

    you cant make this shit up

    good luck over at gayforpay
    Play of the century

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    People never said they would leave gas stations for good in 1957.

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    i gave this guy an out

    now it is my official $10 fade play

    1-0 on these

    going OK ST spread!!

    $10

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    whats the over/under in days for kraken to break his ban if he is negative today?

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnygooble View Post
    whats the over/under in days for kraken to break his ban if he is negative today?

    apparently rich black guys cant stand black females and go with white

    since he is a white guy with a black female

    hopefully he is stubborn enough to actually stick with gayboys this time

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    Lol..Pick the low hanging fruits......

    Never heard of that analogy before...I like it....

    Watch and see,,wouldn't surprise me if a tout comes across this thread and uses it himself,Lol..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post
    Lol..Pick the low hanging fruits......

    Never heard of that analogy before...I like it....

    Watch and see,,wouldn't surprise me if a tout comes across this thread and uses it himself,Lol..........
    i thought pauly would show up here

    since nuts are fruits and kraken said his are low hanging

    only made sense

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    thanks for the free win on OU kraken
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    Looks like we're stuck with him folks. Good work pal!

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    Nice. We need the good guys

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    7 or 8 units up on the day and feel like I lost

    Should have scrapped every play other than OU and just doubled down

    Hopefully OU makes it to the playoff

    I would love to see that offense vs Alabama/Georgia defense

    Tomorrows a new day with new fruits, I may or may not release another 8 more free units

    Rudy give us a winner pal

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    Nice shit Kraken

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    Thx Booya, just doin my part around here to keep everyone fed

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    Gay thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Thx Booya, just doin my part around here to keep everyone fed
    Between your college foots and my NBA....I’m eating good

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    Quote Originally Posted by firedawg View Post
    Gay thread.
    Cool story. I'm sure as a tout it drives you crazy when a poster hands out free money all day and you charge people to hand out losers. That's a hugh burden to carry around every day
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Kraken View Post
    Cool story. I'm sure as a tout it drives you crazy when a poster hands out free money all day and you charge people to hand out losers. That's a hugh burden to carry around every day
    I feel for ya bruh ...

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    if only she was older and browner and uglier, JJ probably be rubbin' one out to this apple-tossin' ho.....

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    yhh
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