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    Texas Longhorns Tonight! Get Some.

    The Longhorns aren't slipping to 1-3, not at the hands of Iowa State. If Texas shows up tonight, with a week off to regroup, they should cover this small number.

    I'm confident The Hermanator will have the Horns ready and Texas should be healthier at the quarterback position to provide them their full complement of options.

    Maryland was somewhat of an aberration, San Jose State was an annihilation, and USC was as good as one could have hoped considering the situation.

    I expect Texas to handle their business tonight against inferior competition. I'm actually kinda surprised this number is still below 7. Bet it and forget it.

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    Get off the couch and call your bookies, you lazy bums!

    It's almost gametime!

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    See look at these silly ass Clones trying to get cute on third and short... Poona ain't having that shit!

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    Automatic first down! These Clones can't keep their composure. They soiled their jockstraps after forcing a three and out and now they're gonna pay!

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    BOOM!!! Touchdown Horns... 15 yard penalty, Buechele throws a couple darts to keep the drive alive, then Bevo runs it down ISU's skinny little throats!

    Let's go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Automatic first down! These Clones can't keep their composure. They soiled their jockstraps after forcing a three and out and now they're gonna pay!
    they paid for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    See look at these silly ass Clones trying to get cute on third and short... Poona ain't having that shit!
    Yea was a stupid 3rd and 1 call.

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    Lol... this post is all Hype. Texas got bailed out by the refs... guy rolls on the sideline and they give Texas 15 yards? Then the fumble... they still needed 4 3rd downs. And Bailey sat out the whole series after the Penalty

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmah2483 View Post
    Lol... this post is all Hype. Texas got bailed out by the refs... guy rolls on the sideline and they give Texas 15 yards? Then the fumble... they still needed 4 3rd downs. And Bailey sat out the whole series after the Penalty
    Well shit happens when you're Iowa State and you get all giddy because you think this is the year you topple a giant... i.e. coach outsmarts himself on third and half a yard & player gets stiff-dikked because him and his cronies force a punt!

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    Lol, Clones have no pass rush whatsoever...

    That pocket is so clean it should be sponsored by Tide!

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    If you want to feel good about ur bet, look to the flags... they just allowed a pass interference for Texas on that deep right pass ...

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    Pfft, Clonies get a gift on an errant reverse pitch and do nothing with it. One first down and then punt it for like a 25 yard net. Amateur hour in Ames!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmah2483 View Post
    If you want to feel good about ur bet, look to the flags... they just allowed a pass interference for Texas on that deep right pass ...
    Dude, you're blind as a bat!

    The contact didn't occur until the ball sailed over the receiver's head and out of bounds.

    Derp!

    Sounds like somewhat bet the Clones.

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    Well we know you bet Texas... are you saying you go blind to things anti-Texas when ur on them? Or does that just apply to others u think took ISU, LOL!

    Had to review just to stop that First down spot LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmah2483 View Post
    Well we know you bet Texas... are you saying you go blind to things anti-Texas when ur on them? Or does that just apply to others u think took ISU, LOL!

    Had to review just to stop that First down spot LOL
    What are you babbling about? If you believe that Texas should have been flagged but wasn't, that would be an instance of a "pro-Texas" incident, not "anti-Texas."

    Furthermore, I already pointed out why the contact was inconsequential and didn't warrant a flag. Even the announcer alluded to that fact, bozo.

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    Tex will be lucky to get a win here. The only thing they got goin are the refs.

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    "Looks like Texas got by with a hold..." ������

    and i said you you are blind to things anti Texas ... which is something someone pro texas would do

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    Quote Originally Posted by the fatts View Post

    Tex will be lucky to get a win here. The only thing they got goin are the refs.
    Yeah, that and the fact that they're playing Iowa freakin' State!

    Look at all these butthurt pseudo-sharps that took the Clonies.

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    Lol Texas WR just smacked ball out of ISU CB hand after the play... no flag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmah2483 View Post
    "Looks like Texas got by with a hold..." ������

    and i said you you are blind to things anti Texas ... which is something someone pro texas would do
    Put the bottle down. Nobody can understand you when you're drunk and holding a losing ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmah2483 View Post
    Lol Texas WR just smacked ball out of ISU CB hand after the play... no flag
    Oh gawd... are you seriously gonna cry about the officiating all game long? You must not watch a lot of football because this game has been called fairly even. Quit waiting for the zebras to bail your ass out.

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    It doesn't matter if I bet my favorite team and have $200k on it, I understand a penalty is a penalty... I understand u have money on Texas, and u don't care about penalties helping texas... but this game is only not tied because of 1 penalty. Sooooo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmah2483 View Post
    It doesn't matter if I bet my favorite team and have $200k on it, I understand a penalty is a penalty... I understand u have money on Texas, and u don't care about penalties helping texas... but this game is only not tied because of 1 penalty. Sooooo
    Hey ignoramus, was that interception aided by the officials too?

    Even with the 15 yarder on the touchdown drive the Horns had to march down over 65% of the field so quit trying to convince yourself that the Clones are getting raped by the refs. Sack up and stop whimpering.

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    Flag... Here come the tears in 3, 2, 1...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Put the bottle down. Nobody can understand you when you're drunk and holding a losing ticket.

    Lol, you said because I was complaining about the Pass interference I must have bet ISU.. Sooo you betting Texas are you saying u didn't see one?

    Im not being partial here.. flag is a flag.. ohhhh god here comes targeting/late hit on the QBs back..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Hey ignoramus, was that interception aided by the officials too?

    Even with the 15 yarder on the touchdown drive the Horns had to march down over 65% of the field so quit trying to convince yourself that the Clones are getting raped by the refs. Sack up and stop whimpering.
    Lol! Was the Texas fumble?

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    Right on cue

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmah2483 View Post
    Lol! Was the Texas fumble?
    Nope, it wasn't. I'm not the one pinning this game on the officials. You are.

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    Texas Touchdown!!!!

    14-0

    It's all the officials though.

    Gee, I hope my book doesn't cancel my wager due to zebra interference!


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    Lol... you are ridiculous if you can't see Texas gets by with more... that is all this is about... I'm done..

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    Gotta love these pseudo-sharps keeping this line preposterously low even up until kickoff.

    Six unit play, no sweat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    Texas Touchdown!!!!

    14-0

    It's all the officials though.

    Gee, I hope my book doesn't cancel my wager due to zebra interference!


    Which TD drive in this game didn't have a 15 yard penalty?!?!

    Ill wait..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmah2483 View Post
    Lol... you are ridiculous if you can't see Texas gets by with more... that is all this is about... I'm done..
    ^^^ Don't be this guy.

    Winning plays win money... Not wannabe sharps with fool's gold plays on the freakin' Clones.

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    Dude this game is 25 minutes in... long time left

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timmah2483 View Post
    Which TD drive in this game didn't have a 15 yard penalty?!?!

    Ill wait..
    You said you were done and you clearly aren't. So you're obviously weak of mind.

    And it doesn't matter how much you whine, if Iowa State was a live dog here they'd have barked by now.

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