1. 10-13-15 02:13 PM #1
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    Fonzi???? AAAAYYYYYYY! USC has JUMPED THE SARK!!!!!

    I'm sorry, but I love Sarkisian and his seven martini lunches......

    Pat Hayden and Co. now have a full blow disaster on their hands..........

    Helton clearly not the man or the job.... That gaudy preseason ranking a distant memory now..........

    Good luck, Sark, get some treatment......

    for those of you who like to take walks down memory lane, a video from a better time (at least it was the night of the Salute to Troy---maybe not so much the next morning):



    funny how they picked the nerdiest fuk on usc's campus to talk to for a male perspective......

    as for the female, I'm sure there's much hotter roaming around usc's campus, but I'd still bang her like a screen door in a hurricane; I'd make her wear the stylin' shades just so I could ruin the reflective coating with a well placed blast of jizz............
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  2. 10-13-15 02:14 PM #2
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    wtf??? why did dude bust in here like this just happened.... donk you crazy...
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  3. 10-13-15 02:21 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    wtf??? why did dude bust in here like this just happened.... donk you crazy...
    the firing came down today; he'd weathered the storm til last week, when he showed up to practice totally shitfaced...........

    he spent the weekend balling his eyes out in his office....
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  4. 10-13-15 02:23 PM #4
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    Guy was a bum

    There's no tolerance anymore for substance-abuse and sports
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  5. 10-13-15 02:25 PM #5
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    breaking news that broke yesterday....
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  6. 10-13-15 02:26 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Guy was a bum

    There's no tolerance anymore for substance-abuse and sports
    unless you're abusing PED's with a good masking agent; then they call you things like "allstar", "franchise-player", "all-pro", etc. etc.
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  7. 10-13-15 02:28 PM #7
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    Automan I'm going to make an example out of you when we meet in Vegas nothing bad just a few slaps and then some beer and escorts afterwards
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  8. 10-13-15 02:30 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by teaserpleaser View Post
    breaking news that broke yesterday....
    dammit, man, I was in court all day yesterday and couldn't put it up until today.............
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  9. 10-13-15 02:31 PM #9
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    Why is Pat Haden still the athletic director at USC
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  10. 10-13-15 03:05 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Why is Pat Haden still the athletic director at USC
    that's where this has to land.... in his lap..., as usc's success under his tutelage has been dismal.....

    as for you jj, I don't give a fuk which of these you decide to go with -- whether the leading bargain brand or the best name brand -- but you better have a pair of them on for what happens next after you try to get "a few slaps" in (otherwise those escorts are gonna have a really messy job gettin' you off):
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  11. 10-13-15 03:12 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    dammit, man, I was in court all day yesterday and couldn't put it up until today.............
    Ha 2 threads on this yesterday. And I seem to remember you tossing out a 20 minute curse-ridden rant in an SBR poker tourney about "SBR staff @##$ rigging the tourney" so you lose your 2 cents.

    Gotta love the juxtapose of a high-level attorney losing his shyte because of a monopoly money sbr poker tourney.
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  12. 10-13-15 03:25 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Ha 2 threads on this yesterday. And I seem to remember you tossing out a 20 minute curse-ridden rant in an SBR poker tourney about "SBR staff @##$ rigging the tourney" so you lose your 2 cents.

    Gotta love the juxtapose of a high-level attorney losing his shyte because of a monopoly money sbr poker tourney.
    Yep.

    All sounds very Deuce-esque.
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  13. 10-13-15 03:36 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    Ha 2 threads on this yesterday. And I seem to remember you tossing out a 20 minute curse-ridden rant in an SBR poker tourney about "SBR staff @##$ rigging the tourney" so you lose your 2 cents.

    Gotta love the juxtapose of a high-level attorney losing his shyte because of a monopoly money sbr poker tourney.
    it's about fair competition........ whether it's a 5 dollar buyin, 100 buck buyin, or a $1500 buyin, or a f'n freeroll on Shithole Be Rigged, it's the same frustration......

    I've been angrier at SBR's rigged bullshit than I've ever been taking a bad beat live, where much more money was at stake....... hell, i even took a bubble badbeat at the wsop in a bracelet event in stride, with a smile, as I knew it was fair and part of the game. the same can't be said for sbr's rigged, programmed bullshit

    ps, i hope you don't exaggerate everything in your life by a 1000x factor (ie, my rant --typing one quick line in chat before exiting, took maybe 10-15 seconds at most, not 20 f'n mins), otherwise that 10" kahk you brag about is actually a f'n micropenis.......
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  14. 10-13-15 03:50 PM #14
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    Automan if you're a lawyer or a bail bondsman I'm a judge in Clark County Nevada
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    Can somebody put up the drunk speech? I cant find it.
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    pretty confident this is the 1st ever usage of the word juxtapose here at SBR!
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  17. 10-13-15 05:23 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    pretty confident this is the 1st ever usage of the word juxtapose here at SBR!
    It may be too esoteric for this group
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  18. 10-13-15 05:24 PM #18
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    I can see Pete Carroll coming back or something crazy.
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  19. 10-13-15 05:29 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by tatddy View Post
    It may be too esoteric for this group
    I use esoteric all the time!! One of my faves. It's almost become ubiquitous in my sales pitches.
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  20. 10-13-15 05:46 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    dammit, man, I was in court all day yesterday and couldn't put it up until today.............
    What were you in for? You sound like a typical wimp who loves to get his face turned into hamburger meat.
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  21. 10-13-15 05:48 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigdaddyQH View Post
    What were you in for? You sound like a typical wimp who loves to get his face turned into hamburger meat.

    this from pussy who serves fries at McDonalds and lives with his parents
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    Quote Originally Posted by opie1988 View Post
    I use esoteric all the time!! One of my faves. It's almost become ubiquitous in my sales pitches.
    That's why you live in a mansion.
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