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    raiders72002
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    JJGold Tried Out Today For Local HS Football Team

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    lol......lol..............


    LMAO, they have no clue I am 40,

    Video coming

    I wonder how long I can get away with it?

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    I just made a video, Raiders you were actually mentioned once. I do not know if I can pull this off though.

    Watch video in 20 minutes

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    "LMAO, they have no clue I am 40"

    Yeah because they think you are 55... Besides, how hard is it to try out to become a HS football coach?

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    Dude you seriously need some professional help. No joke.

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    You gonna fix high school football games now coach?

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    Doing doubles today so will not be posting really. We start like 10:00AM, we will be doing some game simulations today and I think I should do well. I am dreaming of opening day already if I don't get caught, got a guy in HS computer Dpt that is going to try and get my name in HS roster. I am a fukkin monster with the uniform on.

    Danny no fixing games, HS maxes here are 1k and if you try to sway scores you get a fukkin bullet in your head. Danny lots of players have fathers in the mob around here so no one will fuk around.

    Doing jumping jacks now on my own to loosen up.

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    ha ha classic

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    raider72002 and jjgold are one and the same persons?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ritehook View Post
    raider72002 and jjgold are one and the same persons?
    LOL... is it that obvious?

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    Coach- How were doubles?

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    Just got back

    I had a great day and coaches really impressed. I hung out with kids tonight at a party at some chicks house, they had weed and coke and of curse beer. Another grueling day tomorrow, HS football is tough. The guys cant handle me, I am too strong and mature and putting on a fukkin clinic.

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    Did the coaches seem to suspect anything today JJ?

    Where the chicks hot?

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    Nothing yet onlooker, chicks were ok. Lots of jocks were getting blow jobs tonight, I did not get any action.

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    JJ you are one funny dude... Good luck and I hope you make the team...

    BTW after spending 8 years coaching HS Varsity... I don't believe the story...


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    Its 100% true, I am going to pull it off.

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    I hear the Rutgers coaches have been buzzing about this new mystery senior tackle.

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    Guys getting ready again today, Day 3

    Going to try out for punting too, heck the kids saw me throw a spiral 60 yards in the air yesterday. I am becoming a legend on this team.

    I wonder if I can get in trouble if I get caught?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShamsWoof10 View Post
    BTW after spending 8 years coaching HS Varsity... I don't believe the story...

    And I don't believe this story either

    Joey I hope you really make it bigtime if you do become a blue chip athlete who gets recruited by Rutgers please dont forget the peons here in the forums good luck buddy. hopefully you will make it pro but make sure to get an ID made saying you are 21 right now.
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    day 3


    Coaches tried me at tailback for a brief time, I got caught in the backfield a few times. I also punted some and was pounding them like 50 yard spirals. Overall a pretty good day, we are off tomorrow.

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    Did you notice in the video how JJ talked about banging the cheerleaders haha good one on making sure you said 18 year olds.. if you would of said any younger your pushing it if someone saw that and didnt know it was all in good fun hahah

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    Were there any laughs in the locker room while you were changing

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    Were there any laughs in the locker room while you were changing

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    JJ couldn't run a lap around the track. Dude did u steal AJ's glasses those things are bigger than your dome. And that dew rag makes u look like Aunt Jemmima on chimo!

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    Going to weight room today with some players and then a barbeque at some kids house

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    Hey coach, Did they find out you were a rug yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboydan View Post
    Hey coach, Did they find out you were a rug yet?
    he leaves his helmet on 24/7 when outside and when taking a shower with elmer and crew. oh and his other helmet has shrunk to 1'7

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    I go there bald everyday, I wear a bandana like the pros do.

    One of coaches called me tonight and asked how old I was, he was like 25. I told him I was 19 and stayed back and had a huge attitude with him and told him what guys I hang with and he backed off. Also I told him to drop how old I am if he wants to keep his fukkin job.

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    He's back. Joey Slatts son! The legend of Jersey grows, he's still on the team. You pick any cheerleaders yet jj?

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    No cheerleaders yet, I had to cut practice (session two) to pay a fukkin bookmaker in Conn, I owed him big money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    day 3


    Coaches tried me at tailback for a brief time, I got caught in the backfield a few times. I also punted some and was pounding them like 50 yard spirals. Overall a pretty good day, we are off tomorrow.

    JJ, was time at 4.7 in the 40 that year.... not fishhead speed, but still very decent

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    Sounds like he didn't make it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Just got back

    I had a great day and coaches really impressed. I hung out with kids tonight at a party at some chicks house, they had weed and coke and of curse beer. Another grueling day tomorrow, HS football is tough. The guys cant handle me, I am too strong and mature and putting on a fukkin clinic.

    bump for Dad

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    Classic thread here.

    But what scared Goldy for life? The chicks?

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    Video was great too

    Had to remove

    Violation of school rights

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