[Urbanwildlife]

Did Corndog retire??? We had no diamonds last week!

[Microbetter]

The free wi-fi at the public library was down last week. There is no Kinkos near the homeless shelter where he lives, so he couldn't post.

[Eddy Munny]

His gambling woes led to financial distress and he went off the grid. Last I heard, he's living in an abandoned porta-potty somewhere out in the boondocks, where he sustains himself on wild berries and squirrel meat. He spends his evenings walking along the riverbank, clad only in Crocs and a loincloth, yelling at pine cones.

[Urbanwildlife]

Unfortunately you guys do not know nothing about this man Corndog, or you would know he is one of the most prolific players and contributors on the forum, and it is his knowledge of College Football that has been providing him with the opportunity to live the lifestyle of a millionaire. I for one missed his great contributions this past week of his diamond plays!