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    wildcorndog
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    Mia -5.5
    Ole miss -2.5
    LSU -9.5
    Fl St. -14.5
    NFL
    SD-.45
    Browns-4.5
    Lions GB O52
    KC-2.5
    Phil+2.5
    Denver-7
    NO+1
    NE+2
    Last edited by wildcorndog; 10-02-13 at 08:12 AM.

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    ckominski
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    I think your right on with the Denver game! Good luck.

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    At least 65-75% of those will lose.....history has taught us as much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddy Munny View Post
    At least 65-75% of those will lose.....history has taught us as much.
    Hope not. I have KC, NO, and Denver in a parlay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildcorndog View Post
    Ole miss -2.5
    LSU -9.5
    Fl St. -14.5
    NFL
    SD-.45
    Browns-4.5
    Lions GB O52
    KC-2.5
    Phil+2.5
    Denver-7
    NO+1
    NE+2
    What would a week of college football betting be without chalk and a bet on LSU?



    Only 66 in a row needed to get to that 80% mark...

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    I'm broke and have no position in these games. Although I would love to have

    LSU
    NO
    Den

    In a 6pt teaser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildcorndog View Post
    I'm broke and have no position in these games. Although I would love to have

    LSU
    NO
    Den

    In a 6pt teaser.
    Cornie, do the math for us.

    How can you be broke?

    You "won" 15K on LSU over TCU. Then lost 15K betting back.

    Most people with a 2nd grade education would say-- you are EVEN.

    But now you're "broke"?

    What happened to the 15K you bet on LSU?


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    Statistically speaking,you will have more wins than losses this weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beringeyy View Post
    Statistically speaking,you will have more wins than losses this weekend.
    Don't lie to the little bugger. It's not fair to get his hopes up like that. We all know he's going to lose. He's not sleeping in an abandoned car because of fortuitous win streaks. If you want to help him, direct him to a financial advisor you know and trust....or give him the number to a hotline for degenerate gamblers. But don't go and raise his hopes only to have them dashed at weekend's end. He is sick and these persistent "diamond" threads are but a cry for help.

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    I call being even broke. I'm a winner. I have to translate to loser speak for you.

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    I'm starting over with 1k. I need to show I can with with change before I go big again.

    Mia -5.5 $330
    LSU -9.5 $330
    Ohio state -7 $100

    Saints
    Broncos
    6pt teaser $200

    GB Loins O 53.5 $100.

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    This is sad. I'm watching a mentally retarded man chronicle his self annihilation on a weekly basis. Pretty soon he's going to run out of jelly beans, if he hasn't already. And then inevitably he'll start stealing office supplies from the institution that's housing him, and flip them on the street in return for more jelly beans, so he can continue fueling his habit, and the self destruction he seeks. It's a merciless cycle and the caretaker who's responsible for him should be ashamed. Take this man's jelly beans away. Restrict his computer access. Up his meds. Tighten his chin-strap. Stop enabling this ill man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildcorndog View Post
    I'm starting over with 1k. I need to show I can with with change before I go big again.

    Mia -5.5 $330
    LSU -9.5 $330
    Ohio state -7 $100

    Saints
    Broncos
    6pt teaser $200

    GB Loins O 53.5 $100.


    So every week it's LSU and the Saints?

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    FUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been Mushed!!!!! I am ripping up my Ole Miss parlay. Thank god I only spent $5 on this dumb drunk 7 team parlay.

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    Are you betting offshore or with a local?
    So I don't have to re-search, what was your record last week?
    GL

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    I lost all my remaining profits last week. I deal with a local guy.

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    There is the photo of the ripped up ticket. Eddie Mush = Cornie
    Last edited by DoYouNotGetIT; 10-02-13 at 03:22 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Are you betting offshore or with a local?
    So I don't have to re-search, what was your record last week?
    GL
    Some backstory about Cornie.

    Came to this subforum claiming he was an "80%" handicapper with his diamonds.

    Boasted that people needed to crown him the best on SBR.

    He has had 4 consecutive losing weekend....

    He went, 2-5, 1-4, 1-4, 4-4...and yes, 4-4 is a losing weekend because he went large in his losses, and of course, there is also the juice he was betting into.

    He is a roughly a 33% capper right now.

    He's a better fade than BradleySnyder.

    I'm pretty sure he's also a hillbilly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SamDiamond View Post
    Some backstory about Cornie.

    Came to this subforum claiming he was an "80%" handicapper with his diamonds.

    Boasted that people needed to crown him the best on SBR.

    He has had 4 consecutive losing weekend....

    He went, 2-5, 1-4, 1-4, 4-4...and yes, 4-4 is a losing weekend because he went large in his losses, and of course, there is also the juice he was betting into.

    He is a roughly a 33% capper right now.

    He's a better fade than BradleySnyder.

    I'm pretty sure he's also a hillbilly.
    Think he's a damn corndog from Louisiana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    Are you betting offshore or with a local?
    So I don't have to re-search, what was your record last week?
    GL
    He is the biggest loser when it comes to betting. If you have his picks rip up those tickets.

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    Nice 140th post

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildcorndog View Post
    Nice 140th post
    Mad I ripped up my ticket. Just to let you know I ripped it up again so the games don't show and it is now in my kitchen garbage.
    Last edited by DoYouNotGetIT; 10-02-13 at 03:50 PM.

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    Really hope y'all didn't fade me today.

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    $$$$

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    Bump

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    Look at poor little Cornie-- begging for attention because he won a few games.

    I'll bump it for you Cornie because I pity you.

    You do realize, you know have to hit 71 games in a row to get to 80%?

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    Bump

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    Quote Originally Posted by wildcorndog View Post
    Bump
    Cornie--- you do realize you had a losing day yesterday, right?

    Why would you bump that?

    SD-.45 LOSS
    Lions GB O52 LOSS
    KC-2.5 WIN
    Phil+2.5 WIN
    Denver-7 LOSS
    NO+1 WIN
    NE+2 LOSS

    That's a losing day.

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    I was talking entire weekend.


    I would like to add falcons -10 to my picks.

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    I think eveyone's being entirely to hard on this guy. He gambles, he loses. How does that make him any different from the majority of the forum. He's just honest about it. I don't know if he's honest about anything he bets. We don't have screenshots or pictures of tickets & now it's just a local guy but, either way....If the guy's broke, he's broke, we'll come here make fun of him. If he wins.....we still come here & break his balls.
    I for one like his picks this weekend & he finished well.
    So, he's sold me on ATL tonight based on his weekend record.
    WagerType: Date: Team: Risking / To Win Ticket#:
    STRAIGHT BET Oct 07 NFL [438] ATLANTA -9˝-110 39.05 SBR / 35.50 SBR 2228277

    No matter what you do here corndog, we're still gonna hate on ya!

    Good Luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayvegas420 View Post
    I think eveyone's being entirely to hard on this guy. He gambles, he loses. How does that make him any different from the majority of the forum. He's just honest about it. I don't know if he's honest about anything he bets. We don't have screenshots or pictures of tickets & now it's just a local guy but, either way....If the guy's broke, he's broke, we'll come here make fun of him. If he wins.....we still come here & break his balls.
    I for one like his picks this weekend & he finished well.
    So, he's sold me on ATL tonight based on his weekend record.
    WagerType: Date: Team: Risking / To Win Ticket#:
    STRAIGHT BET Oct 07 NFL [438] ATLANTA -9˝-110 39.05 SBR / 35.50 SBR 2228277

    No matter what you do here corndog, we're still gonna hate on ya!

    Good Luck
    It's not just that he loses. It's that he insists on being a douche. The whole "bow to me" crap when he wins one game, or the "I am an 80% handicapper" false bravado act gets old. Of course there's also the fact that he disowns his "diamonds" when they crash and burn, but now he's bumping his threads so that everyone takes notice when his diamonds squeeze out a profit. And his holier-than-thou proclamations of tens of thousands of dollars wagered on games is all very Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase-ish. So don't get it twisted, Corndump brings every bit of vitriol upon himself.

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    You're just new here.
    You'll get used to guys like him.

    This Is SBR!

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    BTW
    This is when you're supposed to return to the thread to deffend you're horrible pick.
    Giving another poster the last word is tantamount to SBR suicide!
    If you don't respond by noon tomorrow you may consider yourself officially BURRIED


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    After a winning week 6 of diamonds Im working on week 7.

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