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    Deuce
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    Pulled over going 55 in 40 asked pig for winner...

    Cost me $125, said I'm putting it on football game today. Said he went to MSU and to take then on the spread tonight. Will he bury me twice??

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    He is setting u up

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    This will let us know if we fade pigs or not.


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    Fukkin prick think he is tough. Told him I had a weapon and drugs and he got ticked. Fukk him. Prick couldn't respond to a robbery but can pull me over???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Fukkin prick think he is tough. Told him I had a weapon and drugs and he got ticked. Fukk him. Prick couldn't respond to a robbery but can pull me over???
    You have Lions stickers or plate frame? Maybe he was a Bears fan or something.

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    pulling a fat, white guy over is a lot safer than chasing cracked up robbers. His move was +EV

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    deuce how old are you?

    i got pulled over 4 times in a year (bright red mustang gt) a couple years ago.
    was speeding 3 times and ran a red light the other time, got 0 tickets

    around here they pretty much only look for drunk drivers or kids, kind of unfair that a 39 year old that can afford it doesn't get a ticket while a 16 year old has to pay $200. not that i brought that up to any of the police officers or complained

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    never trust the police.

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    Deucer, you fat fokkker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    deuce how old are you?

    i got pulled over 4 times in a year (bright red mustang gt) a couple years ago.
    was speeding 3 times and ran a red light the other time, got 0 tickets

    around here they pretty much only look for drunk drivers or kids, kind of unfair that a 39 year old that can afford it doesn't get a ticket while a 16 year old has to pay $200. not that i brought that up to any of the police officers or complained
    You are a luckbox. I got off a ticket once because i was wearing my security uniform and the copw as undercover and didnt have speed gun, but every other time; and being black usually help me out of tickets, i got hammered.

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    Fukk the police. Always trying to meet their god damn quota. They fukked me when I was turning left in a ghost town at 10PM literally population of 500 and they said I didn't signal $109 for that. They can kiss my ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Fukk the police. Always trying to meet their god damn quota. They fukked me when I was turning left in a ghost town at 10PM literally population of 500 and they said I didn't signal $109 for that. They can kiss my ass.
    all depends who you get and what their agenda is

    canada has crazy laws where if you go 50km/hr over the speed limit they can take your car and fine you $10k right?

    i remember seeing that on a sign last year just over the border past niagara falls

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    Guy wrote me for ecssesive acceleration. $125 no points.

    Did not fukk with tinted windows, weapons, or prescription drugs. Could have been worse.

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    Fukkin pigs

    Got pulled over by a Michigan statey pulling out of the airport a couple years ago

    Prikk said I ran the light

    They dont like outta towners

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    On my way to Michigan right now Deucer....meet me in grand rapids tonight pal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    Guy wrote me for ecssesive acceleration. $125 no points.

    Did not fukk with tinted windows, weapons, or prescription drugs. Could have been worse.
    What'd you have on ya Deuce?

    I got PBA cards out the ass.....never got a ticket and pulled over like 5 times......Last one was going 85 in a 65 and got a verbal warning

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    Deuce you fukkin republican

    Go pinch your windpipe motherfukker

    A fukkin tire salesman taking betting advice from a fukking pig.

    ive heard it all now

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    What'd you have on ya Deuce?

    I got PBA cards out the ass.....never got a ticket and pulled over like 5 times......Last one was going 85 in a 65 and got a verbal warning
    Flintstone vitamins and 2 fukkin water pellet guns

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    Quote Originally Posted by Br0nxer View Post
    Flintstone vitamins and 2 fukkin water pellet guns
    Unreal

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    Quote Originally Posted by wikkidinsane View Post
    I got off a ticket once because i was wearing my security uniform and the copw as undercover and didnt have speed gun, but every other time; and being black usually help me out of tickets, i got hammered.
    Not sure what you're saying here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyLineDawg View Post
    What'd you have on ya Deuce?

    I got PBA cards out the ass.....never got a ticket and pulled over like 5 times......Last one was going 85 in a 65 and got a verbal warning
    Xanax and a Smith and Wesson

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    Always tell them your dad was a cop but died in the line. They will talk and eventually go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Always tell them your dad was a cop but died in the line. They will talk and eventually go away.

    That would very rarely work unless its true

    They call shit like that in for verification

    Every prikk in the world would be telling stories

    They check everything when you tell them stuff like that

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    fukk that. pick a far city. got pulled over in minny told them i was going to a chi-cops funeral and was late. tipped his hat and left.

    don't feel guilty, these guys will lie on a report and in court simply to joke later about how they fukked you over. cops are not friends

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    Man wish i lived back east. speeding tickets in Cali start at 300+

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    That would very rarely work unless its true

    They call shit like that in for verification

    Every prikk in the world would be telling stories

    They check everything when you tell them stuff like that

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    Smokey cradle me like a 12 year old who just finished 2 months of chemo only to be told the cancer returned and she only has 30 fukkin days to live

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    That would very rarely work unless its true

    They call shit like that in for verification

    Every prikk in the world would be telling stories

    They check everything when you tell them stuff like that
    cops are cops because theyre too dumb for university and too lazy for manual uneducated labor. that or theyre born assholes.

    but sure tell them to look up officer johnson from the 32nd precinct in phx

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    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    cops are cops because theyre too dumb for university and too lazy for manual uneducated labor. that or theyre born assholes.

    but sure tell them to look up officer johnson from the 32nd precinct in phx

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    One of my bachelor degrees is in criminal justice too. Forgot to tell him. Buried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by milwaukee mike View Post
    all depends who you get and what their agenda is

    canada has crazy laws where if you go 50km/hr over the speed limit they can take your car and fine you $10k right?

    i remember seeing that on a sign last year just over the border past niagara falls
    In Ontario it's stunt driving if caught 50km/hr over the limit. When the law was introduced a few years ago, the min fine was $2K, max $10K and up to six months in jail, along with other car/licence slaps.

    Don't know if it's changed or if anyone went to jail for it but kinda harsh to be put in a cell for a extended period simply because ya went too fast

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    bunch of fukkin criminals around sbr

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    Prick got me good. Buried me. Completely buried. No cash at the end of the day.


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    Will make a call and get this ticket taken care of.

    State or county ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iwinyourmoney View Post
    Will make a call and get this ticket taken care of.

    State or county ?
    Oakland County, Michigan city of Troy

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