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    TheCentaur
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    Why do so many kickers prance up to the ball like flaming fairies on kickoffs?

    There must be a good reason adult men would want to run like that...

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    ha ha. great thread.

    put some youtubes in here. got to be some

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    They have to time their strides so precisely.

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    Lol, yeah that shit be funny as hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by baskets View Post
    ha ha. great thread.

    put some youtubes in here. got to be some
    I looked for a minute but couldn't find any, but just watch this FSU kicker...

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    It's for timing purposes. So they get their step count right.

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    Because they don't wanna be tackled by sweaty football players...ewwww

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    Quote Originally Posted by firehoyt View Post
    It's for timing purposes. So they get their step count right.
    Too many don't do it like that though, so I think it's because they are giddy with pleasure that all eyes are on them at the moment

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    If I got a million dollars to kick a ball around 16 sunday's a year I'd most likely prance like that in the damn super market, i'd be SOOOOOO happy

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    Anyone see him dance again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco View Post
    Anyone see him dance again?
    Yeah hilarious

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    chi archie , imagine making that kind of bread what a racket. I might even wear a tu-tu . frig it

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    There must be a good reason adult men would want to run like that...

    Because they are soccer lawn fairies,
    not football men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjaycuny View Post
    Because they don't wanna be tackled by sweaty football players...ewwww

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    As apposed to a QB who physically touches a 300 lb man's ass/taint/balls 50 times a game?

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    who cares?

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    Its all about technique boys!

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    I'd like to see a MMA fight between Steelers oft hurt punter, Dan Sepulvada and Sebastian Janikowski

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    It's about getting their entire body into one fluid motion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    There must be a good reason adult men would want to run like that...
    if there is i wann hear it

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    TheCentaur
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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeFall View Post
    who cares?
    I guess you do, unless selecting this thread was a misclick

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    I dunno, I was a punter, hence a real man.



    I was permitted an extra point and a short field goal in two blowouts though, so I finished my high school career with four points.

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